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It's time to bring Chris home from El Paso. But first, annoyance at 128 feet, a silicone stowaway, and one giant leap for Eddie Diaz.
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- Part 3 of Eddie's Imminent Sexual Identity Crisis
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Five times Buck was ready to let go of wanting to be a father, and one time he didn't have to.
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Eddie discovers something in Buck's kitchen that should probably be in the bedroom.
No, not that.
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- Part 2 of Eddie's Imminent Sexual Identity Crisis
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Baby bi Buck's first Pride, with the people who love him.
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- Part 2 of Bisexual Evan "Buck" Buckley
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"Are you sure you want your first time to be with a 33 year old, though?" What is even happening right now? When did this become an inevitability?
"Any 33 year old? No. You? Yeah. Yeah I do. I trust you."
"Oh. Umm. And you're sure I can't ask Eddie? Wait! Are you sure you don’t want Eddie to do it instead?" May throws her crumpled-up straw wrapper at his face. "Okay, okay. Yes, I'll do it.” He can feel his face go soft. “May, I..."
"If you say you're honored I'm trusting you, I'm going to dump this coffee on your head."
"Understood. So...when's your birthday, exactly?" Buck smiles and tilts his head. "I'll get you a cake and everything."
"Just get me an orgasm or two; that's all the gift I need."
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My Eyes Are Up Here by Amanita_Fierce, apothecarypants, blackandwhiteandrose, dazedwriter, DelilahMcMuffin, EggplantSalad, Elswherefumbling, Lisamc21, midnightstreet, reginahalliwell, schittposting, smallumbrella
Fandom: Schitt's Creek
28 Mar 2021
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We are a bunch of thirsty writers who fell into a spiral of lust thinking about David and/or Patrick noticing the other's dick print in their grey sweatpants. And after much chaos and flailing, this is the end result.
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A series of unconnected works in which Buck is a (canon!!) bisexual character and the author has bisexual shit to say.
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“I think we should pretend to date,” Robin says.
“What?” Steve sputters.
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Bookmarked by midnightstreet
15 Dec 2025
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“It'll work out,” Eddie says softly, and Buck leans over to rest his head on Eddie's shoulder. “You two have something real, y'know? It's kind of annoying sometimes, and then other times I'd look at you guys and just think about how bad I wanted that. Something easy where you just fit. The kind of thing where you reach out and trust they're there to grab your hand.”
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Buck and Eddie get drunk together, Buck shows Eddie some videos, and Eddie is totally normal about it and definitely not fantasizing about being with Buck and Tommy. At all. And it definitely isn't going to turn into anything bigger at all.
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Bookmarked by midnightstreet
25 Sep 2025
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“Eddie,” Buck breathes, laughing humorlessly, his voice wet and thick. “If we sat here and-- and went through the list of things I want…” his hands gesture aimlessly. “We’d-- be here all night.”
Eddie nods, catching Buck’s eyes again. “Maybe-- we start with mine, then.”
The space between them feels charged with static, like the second before the thunder finally rumbles.
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Eddie’s finally choosing to be better-- finally choosing joy. He just needs a push or two in the right direction, first.
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- Part 1 of seabird 'verse
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Bookmarked by midnightstreet
28 Feb 2025
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Buck swings the door open and meets Taylor’s frightened eyes mid-yawn.
“Uh… Hi,” he says numbly.
“I’m having an abortion.”
Buck squints and rubs his eyes sleepily. “Come in.” She does, dropping her purse on the counter, and begins pacing.
“Uh,” Buck bites back another yawn. “I know it’s not me given the timeline, but do I dare ask who the father is?”
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Taylor is having an abortion and needs support… and realizes she doesn’t have many friends.
Buck is a good friend with a dash of him being smitten over Tommy
Bookmarked by midnightstreet
23 Aug 2024
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"You cannot murder anyone," says Maddie. "Also, if you were going to murder your captain, it would be very stupid to write murder down as your top idea for how to deal with him."
"It's on a dry erase board!" Chim protests. So far, all he's written on the board is Ways to Deal with Capt Gerrasshole, and then 1. Murder? below it. "And I put a question mark. So even if I didn't erase it, the jury would never convict. A question mark introduces reasonable doubt."
Maddie rolls her eyes with a fond smile. "I assume there would be other evidence."
"I would never be so sloppy."
"Again, this would be more convincing if you hadn't immediately written murder right at the top of your list."
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The 118 takes on their new captain.
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Bookmarked by midnightstreet
28 Jul 2024

