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    Tommy was fairly certain bedrock was unbreakable, and even if it wasn't, there definitely wouldn't be a vast, unending void underneath that is actually a portal to a perfect world.

    Grian was fairly certain things were only supposed to go in the Boatem Hole, not come out, and even if something did, it would be diamonds or a reward for their sacrifices or something that wasn't a random teenage boy.

    To be fair, neither of them had put too much thought into it before. Maybe that excuses the reaction they had when their expectations were exceeded.

    [hermit!tommy au]

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    06 Apr 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 73

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    Tommy hasn't seen the sun in weeks. It isn't hard to keep track of time, but it feels all the more depressing when he does. He much prefers the cycles of light and dark to wash over him and his ink and his oil and paints until he finally moves and his bones creak with effort. He much prefers to let sounds be as dull and muffled as they are when he doesn't pay attention to them, because then he can pretend that they exist for everyone else but him.

    And then the smothered sounds of birds and wind is cut through with three sharp knocks on his front door. He can hear the old wood crack from his room.

    [or: tommy leaves his shaded hollow. he greets the daylight blooming, sure, but he also greets his dead brother.]

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    03 Apr 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 37

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    Creepers fear cats, keeping a minimum distance of six blocks away at all times. Even when pursuing a player, if said player has a tamed cat by their side, they will not approach, nor begin detonation. Cats are thus a valuable companion for any potential explorer who may not be able to handle these living bombs in close-range combat. Any player fearing a creeper's explosions is advised to always keep a cat nearby.

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    Wilbur is in sore need of a cat, even if he doesn't quite realize it yet.

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    17 Feb 2022

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    "I’ve been in here for at least a decade, I’ve lost track.”

    “A decade?” Philip gapes. “When does it end?”

    Wilbur shrugs. “Who knows? At least we’ve got a deck of cards. Do you know how to play solitaire?”

    “I- I don’t want to play solitaire, I want to leave this place, go to heaven or back home..." Philip looks around the empty expanse. There’s no telling if he’s in the smallest of boxes or an endless space.

    “I put up with Tommy fucking innit for two months here and somehow that was less painful than this conversation,”

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    A very serious fic in which Prince Philip goes to the Dream SMP afterlife.

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    17 Feb 2022