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"Tommy takes a deep breath. 'Did you know,' he says, keeping his voice casual with all the willpower he can muster, 'that long term testosterone therapy is not an effective method of birth control?'
"Evan blinks.
"Tommy continues. 'Did you know that emergency contraception pills are less effective for patients weighing over 165 pounds?'
"Evan blinks again.
"Tommy raises his hands, spreads his fingers in a sardonic ta-da! 'Surprise.'"
Tommy and Buck are brought back together by an unexpected development.
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An Old Cardboard Produce Box for a Cradle by julomaiboulomai, mischiefseven
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
31 Oct 2023
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"Wei Ying sits back from his labour and looks at the product of his work with satisfaction. She could use a face and some clothing, but her proportions aren’t too bad. All in all she’s a convincingly sweet doll. Mostly, anyway. He smiles, a little wry, down at the little figure resting on his worktable; she’s as uncanny as anything else that came out of the soil of the Burial Mounds, really. That just means she’ll fit right in."
Wei Ying makes a meimei for A-Yuan. Things progress differently from there.
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scarcely can speak with my thinking (what'd you do to me tonight) by mischiefseven
Fandoms: 有翡 | Legend of Fei (TV)
09 Apr 2023
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"Zhou Fei can’t sleep.
That fool Yang Jin has her cousin, she’s still recovering after Madam Nichang cured her, and now Xie Yun is angry with her. She can’t spar or run sword drills, her usual method for tiring herself out, so here she lies in the most comfortable bed she’s ever seen, unable to stop her thoughts from spiraling long enough to use it."
A'Fei tries to relax before sleeping. Her mind wanders in ways she didn't expect.
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the cold wind (and spring in the heart inexplicable) by mischiefseven
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
31 May 2022
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“Lan Wangji wakes in the darkness of the predawn hour and wills his racing heart to slow. His stomach churns as his mind lurches clumsily into the present, away from the fading scraps of nightmare, and as it often does, it takes a moment for him to orient himself in time and place. He is thirty-seven years old. The scars on his back are rough against the bedsheets, but not open, weeping wounds. The air is cool but not cold, a reminder that winter has nearly passed. The jingshi is filled with the necessary detritus of his position as Chief Cultivator. Wei Ying is— Wei Ying—”
Lan Wangji is not as well as he seems. Wei Wuxian loves him anyway.
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i will buy the flower shop, and you will never be lonely by mischiefseven
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
25 Nov 2019
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"Percy smiles, tired. 'Indeed.' It’s the work of a moment to cross the room and retrieve his daughter, holding her up to meet his eyes. 'I thought we put you to bed, madame,' he says sternly.
"Vesper stares up at him. Vex jokes that she inherited her father’s stern countenance, and he has to admit, there is some truth to the idea. She definitely inherited the De Rolo eyebrows, which doesn’t help. She babbles for a moment, expression intent.
"Percival nods with equal severity. 'I see,' he says, utterly solemn. 'I shall make a note.'"
The De Rolos settle in after a long night, and have some conversations about the future.
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with grace in your heart and flowers in your hair by mischiefseven
Fandom: Critical Role (Web Series)
21 Aug 2017
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Vax and Keyleth, and life after adventuring. Title from "After the Storm" by Mumford & Sons.
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do you still believe in love i wonder by mischiefseven
Fandom: Critical Role (Web Series)
30 Aug 2017
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A collection of modern au fics. Not in any particular order, but all within the same universe. Title from "Hey Brother" by Avicii.
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A series of character studies focused on our favorite group of adventurers.
Alternatively titled: "nobody's straight and I'm not sorry."
Title from "Sing" by the Dresden Dolls, used by Matt Mercer in his Character Soundtrack playlist as his song for the world of Critical Role.
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If the only reason he isn’t rotting in the ruins of a department store in Encino is because of the sense of duty of a rookie he’s tormented from the moment they met, then Tommy shouldn’t be here right now.
Statistically, karmically, cosmically, like he’s always known in the back of his mind, Tommy was never supposed to make it out of that mall. An insignificant man dying in an insignificant place—his fate finally unfurled. Any other American man burned and buried in the belly of any other American strip mall, the two of them indiscernible archetypes of their kind.
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Tommy’s life has been a horror movie, but loving Evan is like a romantic comedy.
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29 Jul 2024
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all your letters in the sand (cannot heal me like your hand) by jay (tofupofu)
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
11 Jul 2024
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Buck almost doesn’t wake up in time to answer the call. He swims back to consciousness still exhausted and emotionally drained.
Buck scrambles out of Tommy’s arms and to the bedside table, almost falling out of bed in the process. Whatever reason Eddie’s calling him can’t be good—it’s still dark out. A million things race through his mind—Chris, Bobby, Eddie, someone’s hurt, someone’s dying, someone’s—
Eddie’s ragged breath when Buck answers the phone confirms the rabid paranoia gnawing at his gut. Behind him, Tommy stirs. “Eddie? E—Eddie, what’s—what’s wrong?” Buck stammers, already hurriedly throwing on jeans (his) and a t-shirt (Tommy’s, probably, the fit is a little weird).
“Evan,” Eddie and Tommy say at the same time. Eddie says it like a sigh, like a comfort. Tommy just sounds worried.
“Eddie,” Buck repeats, “Eddie, tell—tell me what’s wrong.”
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[vid] Cockroach Motherfuckers by eruthros, thingswithwings
Fandoms: multifandom, Arrow (TV 2012), DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), Bit (2019), Deadpool (Movieverse), Doctor Who (2005), Torchwood, Eternals (Movie 2021), Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022), First Kill (TV 2022), Heroes (TV 2006), Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Killjoys (TV), Legacies (TV 2018), Lucifer (TV), Penny Dreadful (TV), Shadowhunters (TV), The Old Guard (Movie 2020), The Umbrella Academy (TV), Warehouse 13, What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
30 May 2023
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A celebration of all the queer characters you can't bury. Or, if you do bury them, they don't stay down for long.
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10 Jul 2024
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What's a God to a Goose? by elseifstars
Fandoms: Hades (Video Game 2018), Untitled Goose Game (Video Game)
14 Dec 2020
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It's a beautiful day in Elysium and you are a horrible goose.
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I, ___________________________, hereby acknowledge that this form represents my wishes should I contract phytoaphrodisiac-induced delirium (hereafter referred to as “PAID”) during engagements with or while apprehending Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley (“Poison Ivy”).
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The bats have a sex pollen release form. Because of course they do.
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26 Oct 2023
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this made me laugh so hard it woke up my cat from across the room