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Eric Cartman is only one obstacle away from leading a perfectly content life.
It's always been there.
That obstacle's name is Kyle Broflovski.Naturally, Cartman does everything in his power to prevent the inevitable.
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28 Dec 2025
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“You thought you were gonna get some of that pussy,” Kyle cuts in.
“Fuck, you sound just like Cartman-“ Stan takes another big breath, “ANYWAY-"
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- Part 3 of OMERTA
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23 Dec 2025
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Kyle isn't too happy that Cartman's getting the attention he thinks he deserves. He's not jealous. That's impossible.
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- Part 3 of Kyman Prompts
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23 Dec 2025
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Rated E for safety. It's senior year and the future looks bright for Kyle Broflovski. At least, from a certain point of view. Kyle's friends are concerned he's wasted his teenage years and they're also convinced that he's terminally single and celibate. "Kyle's not gay, Kyle's not straight, he's not bi...he's not anything." It was an ignorant comment, and there's nothing wrong with being aro or ace or whatever- but Kyle isn't ready to label himself. He's not even sure he wants to label his future anymore. All he knows for sure is that migraines suck and Eric Cartman has suddenly become his least annoying friend to be around.
A journey of sexual, romantic, and self-discovery during the last month and a half before graduation.
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21 Dec 2025
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Kenny discovers a mysterious mind-control powder on the darknet. Kyle is against testing it until Stan suggests Cartman as a test subject and Kyle as his master.