mistercrystal
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Stede is working on his first magazine photoshoot and everything goes wrong until the handsome guy in charge of the flower arrangements decides to intervene.
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Ed has always had a vibrant imagination. For much of his life he's had to use it to survive, but he hasn't needed to for a while and he can barely remember what it was like to feel that spark . . . until he hears of a certain flamboyant amateur who bamboozled his very competent first mate.
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A down-on-his-luck Lucius gets a little help from generous county worker Pete.
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Neither Ceasing, Nor Desisting by BrainzGoblin, ClaireGregory, CommunionNimrod, Deniz_B, Dracothelizard, ElapsedSpiral, evilgiraff, FPwoper, JaneSane, mistercrystal, nomadsland, shieldmaidenofmithrilhall, Zigster
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Dec 2023
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Offensive Semaphore. Defacing the Pyramids. Beat Poetry. Edward Teach has (or perhaps, hasn't) done it all. And now that they've been reunited, Stede wants to hear every story Ed is willing to tell.
An anthology exploring the truth behind Blackbeard's alleged crimes.
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Thank You For Being A Friend by mistercrystal
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), The Golden Girls
28 Nov 2023
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After his divorce, Stede Bonnet moved to Miami alone, but he doesn't stay alone for long!
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- Part 1 of Thank You For Being A Friend
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Thank You For Being A Friend by mistercrystal
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV), The Golden Girls
28 Nov 2023
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When Stede meets a startlingly well-dressed man at an otherwise rather tacky Sexy Santa Night at the bar, he quickly develops one objective: hold this man's attention by any means necessary. Even if it means pretending to be terrible at pool.
Despite Stede's ruse, Ed might just see him more clearly than anyone ever has before. And Stede might be getting some life-changing Christmas wishes granted tonight that he didn't even know he had.
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Merry Crisis by 515253545, fake_geek_boy, tightenupmate
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
24 Dec 2025
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Stede gets to the living room, and sure enough, the plate is sitting on the edge of the hearth, right where he remembers leaving it. It is, as Louis and Alma have told him, utterly devoid of cookies, but there are enough crumbs remaining to render his current working theory invalid.
They definitely put out a plate of cookies, then. And there is definitely a plate with no cookies now. And somehow, in between those two points in time, the cookies… disappeared.
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Stede promised he'd come back for Ed, a promise he knew he'd always keep, even if it took a little longer than he hoped.
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- Part 14 of Twitfics/Skyfics
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It's Just A Matter Of Time by RewindTheTapes for Rotten_Soldier
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Nov 2024
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This is a fic of a fic of The Reno Cure, the absolutely beautiful story by Rotten Soldier. You can read it here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44880253/chapters/112921783
The following contains spoilers for the ending of The Reno Cure!!
It imagines that Ed didn't get on the train with Stede to California, and stayed in Reno. It picks up after Stede has been in California, without Ed, for a few months, and speculates from there.
The title comes from: https://open.spotify.com/track/0YsKaqgFYvAKl0Ukx83pLK?si=4b2fd0f707734db9
Thank you, as always, to all the *uzzlers, for your encouragement and many, many jokes.
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As Ed and Stede catch their breaths after making love, Stede asks Ed where his pearls came from. In the safety of his lover's arms, Ed finally feels able to tell Stede about some of the things that happened after the Academy.