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You Can't Be Missed If You Never Go Away by mokuyoubi
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
19 Dec 2025
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Five is travelling home for the holidays and faces a series of delays. Luckily, fellow traveller Klaus is happy to help pass the time. Neither of them expects it to be anything more than that, but fate might have a different plan in mind.
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“I’m trying to decide,” Disaster says, bafflingly.Five scowls. “Decide what?”
“I’m trying to decide if you’re the kind of guy who never has a fling, ever, or the kind of guy who only ever has flings.”
“Excuse me?”
“See, you’ve got that whole no-nonsense, every second of every day booked in your calendar sort of look about you, and those types prefer a steady, reliable relationship, even if it is dreadfully boring. But you’ve got that cold, detached superiority complex thing going on, too, and those types can’t deal with the mess of an actual relationship, so they just go for a series of casual affairs.”
“I’m trying to decide what any of that has to do with you,” Five shoots back, with cold, detached superiority.
Disaster bites his bottom lip, turning the pink briefly white. “Oh, you’ll know,” he says. “When I decide which you are.”
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After reliving Apocalypse!Klaus' memories in the Void of Harlan and Abigail, Klaus has a pretty good idea of how to get their powers back and deal with Reggie for good, if only he could stop getting himself killed in the process. And a lot of Five's hesitance around their relationship makes more sense, but that doesn't necessarily make it any better. Klaus still isn't the same person Five spent an entire lifetime with, even if he has that Klaus' memories now, and he can't help but question the fact that it's only once he's back, with those memories intact, that Five wants to be with him.
Featuring BAMF Klaus with All the Powers, Five barely maintaining grasp of his sanity, and their seriously confused siblings wondering how they missed all this relationship development...
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- Part 4 of Find Your Way Home
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Five has promised he'll find Klaus' cloak for him, so now all Klaus has to do is stay out of trouble long enough to get it back. Shouldn't be a problem, right?
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- Part 2 of Klive Mermay
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“Do you think a brain tumour is worse, or encephalitis? I suppose it depends on whether the tumour is benign or not, and the location…”
Klaus’ lips quirk to one side in amusement. “You think I’m a hallucination?”
Five barks out a humourless laugh. “What’s the alternative? That I rented a haunted cottage?”
“Oh, everywhere’s haunted,” Klaus says with a dismissive wave. “Just ‘cause you don’t see something doesn’t mean it’s not there.”
“And just because I do see it doesn’t mean it’s real,” Five mutters.
“Hey.” Klaus jabs a finger in Five’s knee, hard, and gives him an annoyed pout. Static shock snaps between them at the touch. “How’s that for real?”
“Ow!” Five reflexively kicks at him. “What’s your fucking problem? You’re the one that’s trespassing here.”
“Trespassing?” Klaus says, incredulous. “Me?” Then he shrugs. “Yeah, I guess, in a way…”
Five rubs the spot and scowls, one brow arched at Klaus. “Also, aren’t you awfully solid for a ghost?”
“Are you an expert on ghosts, then?” Klaus challenges.
“Are you?” Five snaps back, just to be belligerent.
“Actually…” Klaus draws himself up.
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Several months after Five first killed Klaus, the two of them work together to take out rapists and murderers and generally Bad People, while growing ever closer. But never quite as close as Klaus would like. That's alright--he'll just keep visiting Five's dreams to tease him. He has a feeling the wait will be worth it, when Five finally snaps.
Sequel to Kill Me Twice.
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“You know what?” Wei Ying said. “I think we should be friends.”
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what builds a home by Stratisphyre for cl410
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Two children, Meng Shi decides, cannot possibly be that much more work than one.
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Lila and Five can't stand each other, so drinking a bottle of whiskey together was a keen idea right?
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We'll Build A Dynasty (one the heavens can't shake) by One_eyed_God
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Oct 2023
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Wei Wuxian is well-known as a trouble-maker, someone who likes jokes and chaos. He promptly proves this by disappearing without a trace from the Cloud Recesses, in the middle of the Lectures. But when war is on the horizon and tensions boil over, can his actions really be summarized as a simple prank?
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The Ghost General by English is my death (Lena013)
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10 Jan 2023
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For brief moment, one broken moment between them, through the crowd, the mud, the sky, and one li, Wen Ruohan looks at him, his nephew, straight in the eye — Wen Ning responds to him with a cold superiority, not hiding for a second that he did it on purpose; just as his uncle looked at everyone during the war.
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