mostlyharmless
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- Kingdom Hearts (Video Games) (6)
- Homestuck (4)
- Naruto (Anime & Manga) (4)
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- Big Hero 6 (2014) (1)
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Dave has sore legs, so obviously Rose can't read in peace.
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Jake is an adventurous man, and he loves it very much when his boyfriend Dirk is willing to try new things.
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Length, Breadth, Thickness, and Duration by mostlyharmless for Rikudera
Fandoms: Homestuck
10 Dec 2015
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Jade and Davesprite perform rigorous experimentation as to whether Davesprite still has the ability to get his rocks off... without his rocks. It's for science!
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At Dusk, I Will Think Of You by mostlyharmless for feelingvictory
Fandoms: Kingdom Hearts
16 Mar 2015
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Riku and Sora might have saved the day yet again, but there are still a lot of loose threads, and nobody (heh) is feeling it more than Lea right now. (Well, Axel. Well... maybe both of them.)
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Hiro Hamada is twenty years old and has a pretty sweet life - interesting robotics gig, cool apartment, cute boyfriend. He has to admit that it's not exactly normal how those things overlap, but whatever. He and Baymax more than make things work. (Warning for utter smut and robotics terminology of dubious accuracy.)
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A collection of loosely-connected stories about an Axel whose name is Lea and her best friend Roxas who is a dork.
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15 Dec 2025
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Lucifer gets remarried to save Hell from freezing over. Under pressure, he picks Alastor to make him the happiest King of Hell in the universe. Yeah, hold your applause. He's the only King of Hell in the universe. Not much competition.
Lucifer and Alastor now have to convince Hell and Heaven that the new ruling couple are happily enjoying their honeymoon on a trip through the Seven Rings, Alastor has to learn a whole new game of thrones and political power, and Lucifer has to learn how to leave the past behind to get a better future.
Hey, at least Lucifer gets to ride in a fancy circus train through the Rings! Choo choo!
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06 Dec 2025
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“Does Angel Dust tend to nest in his suite?” Alastor asked without preamble.
“Why’re you askin’ me?” Husk asked gruffly, briefly trying to feign ignorance. A single raised brow from Alastor was all it took to squash that recalcitrance out of him, his shoulders and wings dropping. “Yeah, yeah – fine. But why’re you askin’ me now? It ain’t like Angel’s gonna steal his own shit and pretend like it weren’t him. Besides, he ain’t anywhere close to bein’ in heat. It’s not him, boss.”
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Items have been going missing around the hotel. Nothing of any value or consequence - just people's personal effects. Regardless of their importance, Alastor cannot simply stand by and let somebody rob folks in his territory, right under his nose.
He sets out to catch the thief - and picks up a less than useful helper along the way in the form of one miniature monarch - but comes up empty handed. Empty handed, that is, until later that evening.
With his past racing to catch up to him things and quickly spiraling out of his control, he might find that less than useful helper has a use after all.
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- Part 3 of RadioApple Shorter Form Multichapter
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06 Dec 2025
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Great, Grotesque Penguins by ketonebodies
Fandoms: Cthulhu Mythos - Fandom, Original Work
05 Sep 2025
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Iris is an atheist, but somehow it’s her job to procure her temple’s sacrifice for Sapphonalia.
The sacrifice has opinions about this.
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06 Sep 2025
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part time soulmate, full time problem by NotesAppWitch
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Sep 2024
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“I’d get you a collar,” Wade answers too quickly, too eagerly, “With a little tag that says ‘If found, return to Deadpool.”
“What’s a collar gonna do?”
“I was going to get you a pretty leather one, princess, but if you’re gonna be difficult then maybe you need one of the ones with the metal prongs. Regardless,” Wade shoves a hand between them to push their waistbands out of the way. “You attach a leash to a collar.”
“Taking yanking my chain to a whole new level,” Logan sighs, eyes fluttering as Wade touches him.
“Ugh, folks, he’s gorgeous and funny! What do they even need me for? If you’re gonna try to steal my spotlight, buster, then maybe I should put a muzzle on you, huh?”
Logan’s hips jump so hard Wade has to check to make sure he hasn’t come. His mouth is open and soft, eyebrows pitched up in an adorable little pinch, his back arched and his chest on full display as he ruts down into Wade’s grip, and Christ, as much as Wade likes getting pinned down and dicked down, he has got to make Logan bottom for him more often.
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- Part 1 of hold me like a grudge
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15 Sep 2024
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“You already let me kill the guy,” Logan reminds him.
Wade groans. “Ugh, I know! And you and I both agree that revenge is medically necessary to our mental health, but I still feel so…. ugh! I’m so mad. I gotta eradicate this guy’s whole family line or something.”
“His son was a mutant,” Logan says.
“Fuck! The complexities!” Wade flops back down on the bed. “God, the cycle of violence is never complete.”