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  1. Summary

    Grace and Simon figure out their new life together.

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  2. Summary

    Baxtious / Seaserpent AU where they meet as humans in the late 1800s.

    Oh, and Baxter is transmale and they're insanely in love.

    https://sirpentiouss.straw.page/

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    “Grace!” Rocky says. “Look!”

    I look. Then I gasp.

    “Is Adrian!” Rocky says.

    (or, what happens once Ryland Grace becomes the sole human inhabitant of Erid.)

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    20 May 2026

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    "What if I help you?" Grace blurts out desperately, sweating even in the coolness of his house as his words finally manage to stop Adrian from storming out.

    "What?" Adrian says after a tense moment.

    "I can prove it to everyone," Grace says, his heart in his throat. "I'll - I'll make you and Rocky the most celebrated couple on Erid. I promise."

    "Stupid human," Adrian hisses. "You would give up your chance for him just like that?"

    "Yes," Grace says hoarsely.

    "Anything for him."

    ***

    Adrian does not like Grace.

    Which sucks, really, since Grace loves Adrian's husband and all.

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    18 May 2026

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    Simon's last prayers are answered.

    Unfortunately, the god answering his prayers has little concern for his mental wellbeing. The angel who saves him is okay, though.

    AKA your average simon-crashlands-on-Erid fic but with a fairly aquatic twist! Very gorey, I actually gagged while writing it which I think speaks to the tone of at least the first chapter. I'll be messing around a lot with the themes of humanity and the effects of being connected to something that hurt you. Will probably update semi-regularly if I don't get burnt out, but this shit has been plaguing my brain for a good while now so maybe we'll get somewhere who knows!!!

    Title from Stones by the Narcissist Cookbook! If this makes even one person listen to this song I'll be happy, it's SO phm-coded (https://jammechanics.bandcamp.com/album/s4e7-chat-i-got-him)

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    10 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 72

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    Now that Matt and Danielle are dating, Eli realizes that he and Klitz don’t know the first thing about sex. Obviously, they have to practice kissing so that they know how to do it when they meet hot women. And then they start practicing… other things.

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    01 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 26

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    As Simon and Grace had gotten more comfortable with each other, it meant they shared countless small touches... Brushing arms as they walked past each other or nudging the other's foot when sitting close by, just to mess with each other. 

    He tells himself it means nothing.

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    01 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    MUPPETS MENTION!!!! I LIVE FOR IT