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    “How long?”

    Shane was shaking.

    “Coach?”

    “How long have you been fucking Ilya Rozanov?”

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    Instead of getting injured during the game after Tampa, pictures are released exposing the secret relationship between Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander. The two rival captains are forced to choose between everything they've spent years building and the person they never quite learned how to let go.

    Unfortunately, neither of them has ever been particularly good at walking away.

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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    22 Jul 2026

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    After being unceremoniously outed as bisexual and traded to the Ottawa Centaurs, Ilya Rozanov cements his legacy as a hockey legend and queer icon and is invited to be The Bachelor's newest leading man on the show's very first mixed-gender season. Enter Shane Hollander, the Golden Boy Who Never Was after an injury knocked him out of contention for the NHL draft.

    Is this their second chance at a love story for the ages, or the universe reuniting them after destiny was simply put on hold?

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    22 Jul 2026

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    Hi! I’m Zara.
    I write canon continuation and compliant HEA fics with secondary or OC characters, with a bit of angst and a lot of humor, and a bunch of dicks.

    == Short and One Shot ==
    Striped and Opinionated: 📱🏒 Group chat (OC referees)
    Origin story for everything that happens in this series!

    Centaurs' Village: 🍼 Slice of life Ottawa Centaurs
    It was a bad plan: 🚸 Slice of life Ilya's neighbours
    Fiery Competition: ⚽💃 The friends watch a knock-off film about Shane and Ilya
     

    == Long fics ==
    Between the Lines: 🇨🇦 🦊🐈‍⬛🇺🇸 Dan Cameron, referee based in Montreal, meets the replacement of Hollander in the Vanguards/Metros, Harley Marshall. His best friend, Garret North, a referee from New Jersey, has opinions about it. 🍀 💫🐈‍⬛🍄🪙

    Line Change: 🇨🇭 🎨 🍹🇺🇸 Luca Haas / Kyle Swift love story! Don't worry, Eric Bennet is also happy.

    Goal Line : 🇩🇪 🥅🌈 🇨🇦 "Future" 2025/2026 season with the Centaurs vs the transphobia in the NHL, Alexander Becker, goalie, and "adopted" by Wyatt and Lisa Hayes, meets Oliver Miller, son of the owners of the Centaurs.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    “A rotating city. A new one every summer. We’ll take the camp all the way across Canada, and we’ll be able to reach kids who wouldn't be able to come to us."

    Mid-sized cities, where NHL players almost never step foot, but still have enough kids to fill all the camp slots.

    Halifax. Charlottetown. St John’s. Fredericton. Kitchener. Thunder Bay. Winnipeg. Lethbridge. Victoria.

    Regina.

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    Shane and Ilya find themselves back in Regina, three years after they're married, and revisit the early days of their careers and their relationship. They absolutely fuck about it.

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