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    Peter is fine, anyways. His boss might fire him soon, the Avengers might arrest him soon, the principal might expel him soon, but none of it has happened yet. And his dad—
    “You didn’t get my coffee,” his dad says, halfway through his burrito. He has been in a state of low, simmering irritation all evening, and apparently this is how long it took for him to find a reason to blame Peter for it.
    “You didn’t tell me to get coffee.”
    “Do you have eyes?”
    “Yes,” Peter says. “I have eyes.”
    “So you could have checked if we needed coffee without me telling you every little thing, Jesus Christ.”
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    Peter just wants to make it to sixteen so he can escape this life and strike out on his own. He has a plan and nothing will ruin it.
    Not even Tony Stark quite literally crashing into his life.

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    26 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 77

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    I’m so dead. So so so so dead.
    On the scale of stupid things Peter had done before, this had to be one of the top three. Right up there with the ferry disaster. And that was saying something.
    “Don’t I get a lawyer?” Peter blurted out, squinting a little as the fluorescent lights were starting to give him a headache.
    The cop who had brought him in simply raised an eyebrow as he sat across the desk from him. He leant back, lips quirking up a little. Peter eyed his name tag again. Ross. Hmm just like in friends. He wondered if that was a good sign.
    “Why would you need a lawyer kid?”
    “Well…you arrested me…and my friend…don’t I get a lawyer or something? And a phone call!”

    OR Peter and Ned get in trouble one night and end up at a Police Station. Peter has to call his parents, only he's too scared to call his newly adopted dad Tony so he calls someone else. When his dad shows up anyway for him, Peter has some realisations about where he truly belongs.

    Found Family! Happy Ending!

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    “What was that about?” Sasuke asked.
    Naruto took hold of Sasuke, two hands clutching just above Sasuke’s elbows as his wild eyes searched Sasuke.
    “You weren’t home.”
    After a pause Sasuke asked, “Where did your real body go?”
    “The path you took when you left the first time,” Naruto answered honestly.

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    Post-war, Sasuke returns to the village with Naruto. Naruto has PTSD from Sasuke leaving (in the original series), leading him to grow more and more anxious that he'll lose Sasuke again. Meanwhile, Sasuke has made the choice to stay by Naruto's side, but Naruto's anxiety only seems to get worse.

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    13 Apr 2025

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    It’s in moments like these when he wonders why Naruto would do so much for him. He said, ‘because you’re my friend,’ but would he have done this for any of his other friends?

    He remembers Indra and Ashura. Madara and Hashirama. Maybe it was written in the stars for them.

    (Hopefully, this time, they will do it right.)

    Alternatively; Sasuke comes back to Konoha with a terrible language barrier, stargazes, makes fun of Shikamaru’s shitty poetry, visits the remains of the Uchiha compound, and falls in love—not necessarily in that order.

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  5. Public Bookmark 80

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    Peter Parker's luck is the worst. First, he, Dr. Strange, and Mr. Stark get stuck in a literal flying donut. Second, he dies. Which would be fine, except for the fact he remembers being dusted and his healing trying to stop it. That hurt like hell. Then now he is in a completely different (probably different) universe because, while he might not be good at geography, he sure as hell doesn't remember there ever being a 'Gotham' on the world map of things. AND to top it all off, he is seeing hero's that apparently, don't exist here.

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    Parker luck has Peter in Gotham, and he somehow is seeing dead people (probably dead anyways because he can't really travel dimensions and find out)

    (PREVIOUSLY NAMED We Ain't Angry at You Love (You're the Greatest Thing We Lost))

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    24 Jan 2025