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A comic originally started in December of 2021, from a series of doodles that formed into a story about a sad little puppet salesman as the victim in a toxic and abusive relationship with a human teenager. Drawn and written by hand on paper, scanned with one of the shittiest scanners known to man, formatted in a way similar to webcomics or newspaper comics in which each page or strip would be their own installment. From now on, updates will be posted as they are completed, and will probably be much less frequent. I will try my best. In the meantime, I will be uploading my other comic to help tide people over. It's worse than this one.
Any coloring (there's not much) is by normal_author.
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- Part 1 of Spamton Has a Bad Time
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Smells Like Rotten Glass - Spamton-Chan's Daily Life AU by CatBountry, normal_author
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
14 Sep 2025
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A spin-off AU of Spamton-Chan's Daily Life. After making the pact with Spamton to bring him into the Light World, Kris takes Spamton with them and runs away far away from Hometown, into a human city. Much like the original comic, this story started from a series of loosely-connected sketches before it started to have a plot. It takes a while for the plot to kick in. Updates will happen as new pages are finished.
Cover art by normal_author, special contributions by Pinecone22 (moipinecone on Tumblr).Series
- Part 2 of Spamton Has a Bad Time
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Yoshikage Kira's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Extremely Fucking Bad Day by normal_author
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
09 Aug 2022
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Yoshikage Kira's not the type of guy to stand out in a crowd. He lives his life carefully to avoid things that stress him out, like making friends or enemies. Even his coworkers hold him in universal regard. Right?
A story in which absolutely nothing goes right for Yoshikage Kira.
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[AMV] JJBA AMVs and other video shitposts by normal_author
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
20 Jun 2022
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1. [AMV] 1 800 PAIN - LEGO // Kira
2. [JJBA / IASIP] You ever been in a storm, Koichi? // Kira + Koichi
3. [JJBA / IASIP] Kira Peaks // Kira
4. [AMV] Tom Cardy - Mind Fight // Kosaku Kawajiri(?)
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A series of snippets from the 4chan figure skating fandom.
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Spamton Has a Bad Time by CatBountry, normal_author, Pinecone22
Fandom: Deltarune (Video Game)
12 Oct 2025
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After fatally hitting a teenage boy with his sports car, 42-year-old financial planner Mark Ottman is cursed by the boy's great-grandmother, who puts her hand between his legs and hisses one fateful word.
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25 Apr 2022
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amazing tale of the slow, insidious moral degeneration of an entire family into complete depravity. stephen king wishes he had written this instead of “thinner”
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Four years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Draco lives a sad little life as a Ministry Workerbee. He keeps his head down and stays within the terms of his probation. He does not date, he does not socialize, except with Theo and Pansy, who for some reason are hellbent on making his life a little less pathetic.
After horrible, idiotic ‘doesn’t take no for an answer’ McLaggen turns up dead, Draco is the only one that seems to connect the strange something happening to Granger and the murders of every molester, abuser, and sexual creep in the Ministry.
To save his own selfish skin, Draco is determined to find out what is going on–and gets trapped in Granger’s sexual web in the process.
—-Hermione Granger is possessed by a sex demon and pathetic, virginal Draco tries to stop her from taking revenge on every creep in the Wizarding World. Too bad he falls for the demon in the process.
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11 Aug 2025
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No one knows that she was almost Sorted into Slytherin. (She’d reasoned her way out of it, of course.)
Things aren't always as they seem.Bookmarked by normal_author
07 Aug 2025
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Gregory Goyle knew that he’d never been the smartest bloke, but he supposed it didn’t really matter. His bride-to-be was more than smart enough for the both of them. She looked awfully pretty on their wedding day, all dressed in white, even though she didn’t smile, and her eyes were sort of red, almost like she’d been crying.
She glanced back towards the door where the two Aurors who had brought her were stationed with their wands out. Greg remembered hearing that Padma Patil had made a run for it and got tossed in Azkaban for a while. He couldn’t blame her—she was supposed to marry Marcus Flint, who was an absolute twat. She’d had to marry him anyway in the end, so the whole thing ended up being just a waste of time.
Hermione kept her gaze trained on the door for a long moment before turning back to him, still unsmiling. “Let’s just get this over with.”
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It's debatable, but having an *actual* spirit animal is not shaping up so great for Draco. The more he tries to embark on a self-improvement journey, the more his inner ferret seems to call the shots. And it just can't seem to stay away from Hermione Granger.
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23 Jul 2025