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    tales of jeon jeongguk
    and the tentacle monster under his bed

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    the weeb ynkk happy hour.
    (or: yoonkook fics based on or inspired by anime.)

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    kinky!

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    the strawberries & cigarettes universe

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    Ilya glances at Shane, at the way the dying light is catching in his hair, refracting. At that spiderlily mouth, slightly open and curling coyly, two teeth peeked through the dark gap like an American Girl doll. At that shoulder, bare and pale and close enough to touch if Ilya just leaned forward, if he just reached out and took another liberty.

    To touch another person is to say: I know you will die, and I am doing this anyway.

    His mother used to say something like this. About painting.

    Every portrait is an act of faith, Ilyushenka. Faith and futility both.

    contrary to personal preference, ilya gets a roommate.

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    22 Jan 2026

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    He’s already in the room, shutting the door behind himself as quietly as he can before he realises that not only is there someone other than Shane in the room, but there are three someones other than Shane.

    And, as if he hasn’t already fucked up spectacularly, the someones happen to be the Hollanders and Hayden fucking Pike.

     

    // or; Ilya visits Shane in the hospital and meets his parents. He's traumatized and grieving, everything hurts, and Shane takes after his mother.

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    22 Jan 2026

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    Shane’s fingertips lazily trace down the middle of his back, and then tap their way back up. Ilya wants to die here.

    “If you could be any animal,” Shane asks, yawning in the middle of the sentence, “what animal would you be?”

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    20 Jan 2026

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    Shane's search history autofills on Ilya's laptop when he borrows it. The suggestions are devastatingly specific:

    'how to ask for aftercare without sounding needy,'

    'signs your dom is getting bored,'

    'best lube for prolonged anal sex reddit.'

    Ilya stares at the screen, realizing Shane has been conducting independent research on how to be the perfect sub for him.

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    07 Jan 2026

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    Ilya contemplated his choice of words. “So, maybe three months after honeymoon. Jackie was pregnant.”

    “Dude,” Hayden scoffed. “Why do you need to know?” He finally turned around to give Ilya a proper scowl.

    “Is another thing we will beat you at,” Ilya said with a wink. “Maybe in nine months, you will meet baby Hollander.”

    Hayden groaned, scrunching up his face in disgust as he exited the car. Shane was displaying Ilya’s favorite combination of emotions: embarrassment, annoyance, and arousal.

    “What the fuck is your problem?” Shane laughed, no venom in his voice.

    “This is what people do on their honeymoon, yes?” Ilya winked. “Make baby.”

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    or, post-canon hollanov on their honeymoon, doing what newlyweds do best.

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    03 Jan 2026