18 Bookmarks by offwiththeirheads
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16 May 2016
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“Thank you,” Geoff says, taking a sip of his tea. “What did you tell him?”
Louis has a sip as well, lets the tea burn down his throat too quickly, too hot, and he feels it all the way down to his stomach. “The truth. Essentially,” he replies after a moment, licking his lips, relishing the slightly bitter taste of the brew that’s never quite strong enough for Louis’ liking. At least it’s not decaf. “That my dog scented it. That I didn’t touch the body. That I came here first thing.”
Geoff nods pensively. “Did he believe you?”
“Probably not. There’s only so many people who can drown on dry land before it gets fishy.”
or: Harry is a journalist, Louis has lots of secrets and the moors aren't exactly the ideal place to rekindle a lost romance.
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- English
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- 93,468
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- 9/9
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10 Mar 2016
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Collision by itjustkindahappened
Fandoms: One Direction (Band), Greek and Roman Mythology, Norse Religion & Lore
11 Jul 2020
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Mythology/Fairytale!AU in which Louis is a dainty fairy with a temper who wants to be intimidating and Harry hurts people. Naturally, they hate each other.
(Featuring Liam, the big and not-so-bad wolf who’s got a thing for humans, Zayn, a human with supernaturally good looks, and Niall, the cupid who just wants his job to be easier.)
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- Part 1 of collision; mythology/fairytale!verse
- Language:
- English
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- 226,294
- Chapters:
- 31/31
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- 1,883
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- 9,204
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09 Mar 2016
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Louis' messes have become a lot more dangerous, a lot bloodier, and a lot harder for Harry to clean up after. Now Louis is on the warpath, targeting all of Harry's ghosts, and Harry has to stop him before the demons of his past convince him to join in the bloodbath.
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02 Mar 2016
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12 Jan 2016
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Harry and Louis grew up together in Lake County, Harry with his mom and stepdad in a tiny cottage on Edward’s Lake and Louis in his family’s farmhouse a few minutes down the road. But after high school, Louis stuck around and Harry did not; Harry went to Chicago where he found a boyfriend and couple of college degrees. Six years later, Harry ends up back in Edwardsville for the summer and he and Louis fall into old patterns and discover new ones.
ft. One Direction, the local boyband; Horan’s Bar and Grill; families, most especially children and babies; Officer Liam Payne; many local festivals and fireworks displays; and Anne Cox, PFLAG President.
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- English
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- 122,542
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 381
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29 Dec 2015
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Harry's new to college, fresh out of Catholic school and conversion therapy camp, and Louis runs the campus LGBTQIA organization.
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- English
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- 208,589
- Chapters:
- 36/36
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- 4
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- 3,600
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15 Dec 2015
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Based on Clara's lovely prompt:
AU where harry and louis are strangers but they always get the same train to work in the morning and one day harry falls asleep on louis’ shoulder. louis wants to be annoyed because harry just broke a least seven rules of tube conduct but he looks so soft and peaceful that he just lets him sleep and wakes him ever so carefully when it’s his stop. it happens again and again until it becomes a regular thing where louis will let harry snooze and then gently nudge him awake, hand him the cup of coffee he took from him so it wouldn’t slip and spill everywhere and send him off with a “have fun at work, love” and after the tenth time harry isn’t even embarrassed anymore.
Cue changing work schedules, missing each other for the first time in weeks, panicking because “i don’t even know his name, why didn’t i ask for his name”, dramatic waiting on platforms and finally bumping into each other again when they least expect it
Disclaimer: it might not follow the prompt 100% all the time
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- English
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- 27,586
- Chapters:
- 25/25
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- 2
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- 1,022
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- 3,863
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Bookmarked by offwiththeirheads
02 Dec 2015
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Dystopian AU. Louis has been alone for too long to remember how not to be, and Harry has too much to worry about to deal with a scrawny, wild, stranger.
---The man grips his arm tightly. “You’re not going to say anything.” It’s not a question.
Louis shakes his head, his body twitching.
“Fine.” Large green eyes survey him before letting go. “It’s cold. Take this. Wear it.”
Louis can’t help another flinch as the man’s long scarf is wrapped around his tender neck, it’s still warm. He touches the soft material. “Thank you.”
The man bears his teeth. “Don’t thank me. Don’t ever thank me.”
EDIT// Now available in Spanish and Russian!
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- English
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- 21/21
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23 Oct 2015
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Louis is an out-of-control teen heartthrob, Harry is hired to get him back on track and they both hate each other while they secretly don't.
“I'm not your personal assistant you know,” Harry says once he gets there and Louis lets him in and he shoves the bag into his hands. “I'm your publicist.”
“I know that,” Louis smiles a devilish grin patting Harry in the middle of his chest as he takes the bag, “but look at you personally assisting me,” he says looking in the bag and pulling out the Cheetos. I also know that my PA turns his phone on silent at night, and clearly, you don't. Waiting for a booty call or something?” Louis says turning on his heels and scurrying over to his sofa and plopping down. Harry swears he sees a puff of orange dust soar into the air when Louis opens the bag. He's amazed that couch is as clean as it looks.
**As of Oct 2022, I will be removing the broken photos and writing out what was in them. Please be patient.
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- English
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- 90,873
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- 11/11
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- 386
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29 Sep 2015
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27 Sep 2015
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20 Sep 2015
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Summary: The one where Louis is a mermaid and Harry meets him as a five year old boy. What happens when you meet a merboy at the tender age of five, but no one believes you? Will you listen to your parents and other adults who all tell you that you’ve imagined him or will you hold onto the memory of him for a lifetime, never willing to let him go? What if you can’t let him go because you’re pretty sure you were destined to meet and to be a part of one another’s lives? Maybe it’s down to fate.
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18 Sep 2015
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The first thing he notices is the light cyan wings and the humanoid body with bird like feet, clearly a harpy, a child one at that. Harry thinks the best thing to do is to grab him and pull him above water as quickly as possible, so air can make it into its struggling lungs. That was his plan, until he made eye contact with it for a split second and that’s all it took for a flood of emotions to hit him like a sailfish.
Or: All harpy Louis has known is the sky, all merprince Harry has known is the sea, except when they're together.
- Language:
- English
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- 100,604
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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- 328
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- 1,355
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30 May 2015
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The Dead of July by whimsicule for ondoyant
Fandoms: One Direction (Band), Marvel Cinematic Universe
23 Jul 2015
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Being an Avenger means continuing to be Captain America and smiling and being honorable for the public and Harry does his best. But it doesn’t give him time to figure out who he is supposed to be once he takes off his uniform and puts the shield to the side. Just being Harry had always involved Louis, and Harry fears he doesn’t know how to exist without him.
or: Harry is Captain America, and Louis’ been dead for 70 years.
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- Part 1 of Avengers
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 117,446
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 1,363
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- 5,818
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- 2,735
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- 214,043
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28 Mar 2015
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The instructions were simple: seduce and destroy Harry Styles. Not once did they discuss the option of Louis actually falling in love. So, naturally, that's exactly what he did.
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- English
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- 20/20
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- 1,483
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- 10,147
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26 Feb 2015
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Harry is a cowboy sitting on the biggest oil reservoir in Wyoming, and Louis is the paralegal assigned to pressure him into selling his land.
- Language:
- English
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- 123,655
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 11
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- 1,740
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- 10,819
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13 Feb 2015
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17 Dec 2014
