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"After about an hour of walking we still hadn't found [the Niagra Falls], and it didn't sound like we were getting any closer. Then it seemed like we just turned around and there it was in front [of] us, these millions of tons of water spilling over the edge, all lit up in coloured lights. We walked to the closest observation point and stood at the railing for about an hour. It didn't feel romantic, exactly, because I don't know what that is, but Butch kept rubbing his leg against mine, and we necked a couple of times." —from J.D.s, Issue #1
"a handjob is so romantic when you think about it. like i could do this myself and i could literally do it better but i still want you to do it :)" —bassiter2
An epilogue, I suppose.
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There's something big, loud, and yellow in the sky. Could Mark have accidentally befriended his only possible saving grace from death?
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Below Deck (like it's homework, like a chore) by ouro_boros
Fandoms: Wooden Overcoats (Podcast)
08 Mar 2025
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Eric Chapman is throwing a party/funeral on his yacht. Unfortunately for them both, Rudyard is there, freshly rescued from almost drowning. Eric and Rudyard don't exactly get along, you see, which is why it piques the villagers' interest when they abandon the party together.
They don't know much about each other yet, but it all feels very important somehow.
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- Part 1 of author's favorites
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Jez and Mark have been doing their new thing (see "Long Distance Relations" for detail) for a few months, and it has progressed, essentially, not at all. Jez wants more, Mark wants to want less but is doing a bad job of it, and they are both going to a party at which nothing life changing will occur. Probably.
In which Mark goes too far and has to suffer the consequences: talking about his feelings.
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- Part 2 of Unnegotiation and the Consequences Thereof
- Part 2 of author's favorites
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Teddy wakes up in Bob and Linda's bed and has some worries. One specific worry. A very unimportant worry.
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author's favorites by ouro_boros
Fandom: Blue Mountain State, Hannibal (TV), Peep Show, The Muppet Show, Wooden Overcoats (Podcast)
08 Mar 2025
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Have You Sassed That Frood? by ouro_boros
Fandom: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
13 Sep 2021
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Jeeves and the Marriage Question by Kiarawolf
Fandoms: Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990), Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse
05 Dec 2024
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Bertie just wanted the reassurance that Jeeves wasn’t going to leave. After all, his grand plans of being a bachelor forever would be quite ruined if he didn’t have his valet by his side. So why does it feel like Jeeves is hearing a rather different question to the one the young master is asking?
Or: The one time that Jeeves didn’t want to scheme Wooster out of an unintentional engagement.
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sometime after the el-dude brothers resign themselves to co-dependency, all that tension finally has to give. jeremy pats himself on the back for completing a simple task and mark, somehow, complains his way into a blowjob.
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23 Jun 2025
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After a routine thwarting takes an unexpected(?) turn, Perry has one more secret to keep. At least this one is exciting.
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12 Jun 2025
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Bored with trying to torture Ford for information, Bill decides they deserve a break. So, why not play a game?
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31 May 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
simply one of the hottest things ive read recently.
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"Maybe the reason Wilson lets House spend all his money is because he likes it."
[Podfic Version]
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- Part 1 of [Podfic of] (let me be your) bottom line
Bookmarked by ouro_boros
19 Apr 2025