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Draco sighed, “What do you want, Potter?”
“To talk.”
“Isn’t that what we’re doing now?” Draco asked, eyes flicking to the lift indicator. It had just a few floors to go.
“I mean properly. Sit down. Have a drink. Catch up.”
Draco turned back to him, brows raised. Potter wore that familiar look of stubborn determination, the one he’d had when he stood before the Dark Lord and taunted him like the maniac he is.
“Why?” Draco asked flatly. “What’s the point? We’ve never been friends. Why pretend now?”
“I don’t want to be friends,” Potter said, still wearing that infuriating look.
“Then I see no reason for us to continue this conversation.”
“I want us to date.”
Draco’s mouth fell open. Thank Merlin, no one was around to witness the mortification radiating off him like heat.
“I’ll owl you,” Potter added casually, like Draco had just agreed and confessed a lifelong crush.
Which was absolutely not the case.
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After the war, Draco Malfoy is sentenced to a binding marriage. No one expects Harry Potter to offer himself—but he does. Out of duty, defiance, and something he can’t yet name.
It’s not love. But it might be something just as powerful.❤️Updates on Wednesdays❤️
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Cigarettes and Other Legal Expenses by outlandish82
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jun 2025
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Draco Malfoy knows three things:
1. The best things are the most expensive. Like the law firm he has on retainer.
2. He will not quit smoking.
3. If you want Harry Potter's attention, you might have to get arrested for it...repeatedly. -
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Harry Potter has a mystery to solve. No, not a dark artifact or a rogue curse--but a viral thirst-trap account that posts videos of him every spring and summer...all set to the same ridiculous song. The public loves it. Draco really loves it. And Harry? He's spiraling.
Armed with a well-stocked wardrobe, a body honed by combat training, too many tattoos, and a disturbing lack of trousers (Draco's fault), Harry is determined to unmask the anonymous poster--especially now that the footage is getting closer to home.
Featuring chaotic family dynamics, hoochie daddy shorts, sleuthing with zero subtlety, and one very invested husband, this summer Harry's going to find answers...or at least look good trying.
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Draco doesn’t know how to be soft. Not with himself, not with anyone else. But Harry Potter keeps offering himself up without demand or expectation, like softness is something he’s always known how to survive.
Set in the quiet aftermath of war, this is the story of how Draco learns to want. To trust. To stay.
A study in breath, in warmth, in the terrifying beauty of being seen—and letting yourself be held anyway.
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Draco works up the courage to confront tattoo artist Harry Potter in hopes to get a cover-up on his dark mark. Will Harry accept him as a client?
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18 Apr 2026
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Harry and Draco are auror trainees, fighting for the top few spots in the program. By accident, Harry discovers a secret and twisted relationship between Draco and Theodore Nott, and Harry's hero complex can't resist making an appearance.
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17 Apr 2026
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Quiet Enough for the Soul to Speak by Shewhxmustnxtbenamed for draykray
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Sep 2025
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After years of struggling alone as his wife loses the battle with her illness, Draco finds himself and his young son caught in a storm, forced to seek out the help of someone most unlikely to give it. He doesn’t realise until years later that he was spared from more than just the rain.
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17 Apr 2026
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Draco works for a Muggle escort service, and uses a Polyjuice potion to disguise himself when meeting clients. He’s highly desired, but not often requested because of his high prices, so it’s more of his side-hobby to bring in a little extra cash now that his parents are in jail— plus, he enjoys it. One night, he’s called to the room of the one man who he has always wanted, but could never have. Now, he needs to decide whether or not to reveal his true identity, or to remain in this polyjuiced body so that he can keep the attention of the Boy Who Lived.
“You remind me of someone,” he murmurs, tilting his head as his fingers sweep under my chin. I look up automatically and my stomach flips because I hope he’s talking about me— the real me, I mean, not this Muggle body.
“Who?” I ask, and I’m frustrated at how breathy my voice has become.
His eyebrows pull together fractionally and then they smooth out as a smile pulls at the corner of his mouth.
“Someone even more stubborn than the pair of us combined,” he says calmly, and I arch a brow.
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Come, To Say Thank You by Shewhxmustnxtbenamed for AnasImaginaryVault91
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Apr 2023
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Draco discovered the existence of a sex club that offers something unique — or rather, someone unique. He's finally worked up the courage to go, and is surprised by what he finds.
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16 Apr 2026