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After the war, Draco Malfoy is sentenced to a binding marriage. No one expects Harry Potter to offer himself—but he does. Out of duty, defiance, and something he can’t yet name.
It’s not love. But it might be something just as powerful.****Updates might be sporadic for a bit, sorry! I lowkey destroyed my knee skiing, and drugs make focusing hard****
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Cigarettes and Other Legal Expenses by outlandish82
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jun 2025
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Draco Malfoy knows three things:
1. The best things are the most expensive. Like the law firm he has on retainer.
2. He will not quit smoking.
3. If you want Harry Potter's attention, you might have to get arrested for it...repeatedly. -
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Harry Potter has a mystery to solve. No, not a dark artifact or a rogue curse--but a viral thirst-trap account that posts videos of him every spring and summer...all set to the same ridiculous song. The public loves it. Draco really loves it. And Harry? He's spiraling.
Armed with a well-stocked wardrobe, a body honed by combat training, too many tattoos, and a disturbing lack of trousers (Draco's fault), Harry is determined to unmask the anonymous poster--especially now that the footage is getting closer to home.
Featuring chaotic family dynamics, hoochie daddy shorts, sleuthing with zero subtlety, and one very invested husband, this summer Harry's going to find answers...or at least look good trying.
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Draco doesn’t know how to be soft. Not with himself, not with anyone else. But Harry Potter keeps offering himself up without demand or expectation, like softness is something he’s always known how to survive.
Set in the quiet aftermath of war, this is the story of how Draco learns to want. To trust. To stay.
A study in breath, in warmth, in the terrifying beauty of being seen—and letting yourself be held anyway.
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- Part 2 of The Weight of Wanting
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Harry has a favorite cocktail lounge, and he spends every Tuesday evening there.
Mira, the owner, swears his "perfect match" comes in on Wednesdays.
He doesn't believe her.
But then, a Tuesday night act cancels.
And Draco Malfoy walks onto the stage.
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The Changing Room Incident by Je_mappelle_lafayette
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Apr 2018
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After winning the Quidditch match Malfoy relishes in his victory, not knowing just how much he has won.
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28 Dec 2025
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The summer after Sirius dies, Harry’s nightmares start revealing pieces of Voldemort’s memories. On his 16th birthday Sirius’ last gift, a Dark magic book written by Regulus, makes Harry spiral into an obsessive magic training. He discovers that the Dark comes naturally to him, as well as what an Horcrucx is.
Beginning to comprehend things about himself that he couldn’t phantom before, Harry takes a radical decision that questions everything he is. And on the first of September, Harry comes back to Hogwarts with a deep dark secret, only shared by his nemesis, Draco Malfoy.
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28 Dec 2025
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All Harry Potter ever wanted was a family.
(This fic serves as a prequel to the work One of Those Nights by loveglowsinthedark but can be enjoyed alone).
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17 Dec 2025
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Before Harry has a chance to cast Sectumsempra, Draco breaks down crying, crushed by the weight of everything he’s had to do, hitting his lowest low. Harry decides to help him rebuild.
(Also, Sirius is still alive, pretty much everyone’s alive)
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17 Dec 2025
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For reasons he'd rather not think about, Draco is obsessed with Potter's hair. This cannot end well.