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Call an ambulance! Call an ambulance! But not for me.. by BigFireEnthusiast
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), The Transformers (Cartoon Generation One)
11 Apr 2026
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Concept: the matrix turns Orion into Prime without the council even realizing and they have to scramble to make everything he says align with the corrupt government.
They basically stuff him in a penthouse and try to filter his every appearance through their lenses knowing they can’t just disappear him and the Matrix goes ballistic if they try shadow-play.
To get rid of him and appease the rising Decepticon Empire at the same time, they propose a compromise to prevent their incoming doom and as a show of goodwill offer Op as a conjunx for Megs.
Megs accepts since he doesn’t wanna seem like a warmonger but he has no idea what he’s getting into.
Or, Optimus Prime, the Decepticon lord’s betrothed is kidnapped. The Decepticons scramble to save him. Little do they know what a Prime can really do.
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- Part 1 of megop political marriage au
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- 10,781
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28 Sep 2026
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"Rule three," Kyle had warned. "Never touch the restraints, never look him in the eye, and if his pulse doesn't spike when you step inside the cell, get out."
Taeui hadn't run. Instead, he’d set down his carpetbag, poured a glass of boiled water, and asked if the monster in the cage wanted his infected wrists cleaned.
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17 Sep 2026
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Hey check out my new render, I promise it's sexy by Red Dragon (Red_Dragonn)
Fandoms: Transformers Generation One
13 Oct 2023
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Beating off was real easy. Everyone figured out at some point, usually only a couple hours after they rolled off the assembly line, that if they overclocked their hardware calculating certain kinds of math and it got complex enough to shunt some of their processes out of normal processing centers that it felt good in the same way a hardline interface did. But usually it got stale almost as fast as they figured it out in the first place, because unless they wanted the same sequence of sensations in exactly the same way every single time they tried to eke an overload out of some complicated mathematical equation, they'd have to keep looking for new things to run, and there really wasn't all that much out there worth doing.
Didn't stop Wheeljack from trying, though.
Or: Wheeljack discovers that rendering 3D models is a great way to jerk off. Events ensue.
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15 Sep 2026
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Starscream has a closely-guarded, much-loved stash of contraband onlining porn. It's not Decepticon praxis, but it's his.
Chapter 1: Starscream solo play
Chapter 2: Ghost Bee gets dragged in.- Language:
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05 Sep 2026
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rotting metal (or something similar) by lovckett
Fandoms: Transformers One (2024), Transformers - All Media Types
24 Aug 2026
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Orion, who used to be the most sure mech ever, suddenly realized that he wasn't sure of anything at all.
Deep down, where his memories and identity blurred further, he didn’t know where Optimus Prime began and Orion Pax ended, or if they were ever separate at all. Everything that happened seemed so far away now, as though it were just flux during recharge. It was almost comical that he entertained the thought that it ever happened at all.
The thought that D-16 had ever…
Orion abruptly crashed into the wall and, in an instant, pain bloomed everywhere on his left, pricking his inner circuitry and then leaving burn marks on his spark caging.
Orion is forced to confront the (literal) excruciating pain of being alive after dying to D-16.
Or,
An introspection of what death-via-loved-one and revival into Cybertronian Jesus can do to a mech.
REWRITTEN 08/23/2026
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- Part 2 of Hurt People/Hurt People
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24 Aug 2026
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After millions of years of war, Optimus is pretty sure D-16 is long gone.
Then a mission goes horribly wrong, Optimus gets trapped by a particularly nasty species of energy-feeding predators, and in a moment of pure panic he calls the one name he hasn't called in ages.
D-16.
Unfortunately for both of them, Megatron answers.
Now Optimus has to deal with the fact that his oldest instincts still consider his greatest enemy safe, while Megatron has to deal with the even worse realization that apparently D-16 never stopped listening for Orion.
Neither of them is having a good time about this.
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21 Aug 2026
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everyone has a vice by S4NGRIC
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
12 Jul 2026
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Jason lifts his cigarette and finally inhales it, motioning to it as he does so. “Everyone has a vice, Clark. You have to find a little bad habit to distract yourself when you feel like slipping,” He never thought he’d be a good advice giver, but he somehow found someone more fucked up than he is.
or,
jason's vice is smoking. prime is still figuring out his.
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- Part 1 of vices
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28 Jul 2026
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23 Jul 2026
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Dance the night away by Crashout17 for Rinny636
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers One (2024)
23 Jul 2026
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"Megatron was used to the feeling. Even then, he’d swallow down the feeling thickly, despite how it seemed to claw its way down, fighting to climb back up. There were some times, rare but too often for his liking, where those other mechs would push against Orion in their gut-keeling laughter, wrap an restarlueus around him and pull him close, that he’d just have to intervene, for his own sanity. Sometimes, it’d devolve into a possible fight breaking out."
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Megatron, jealous over a mech who wants a taste of Optimus.Bookmarked by parfles
23 Jul 2026
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Between Vos and Altihex, the two greatest homelands of fliers, lies an ancient flight route. In ages past, this path was forged by the trans-equatorial mating-season migrations between the Seekers of Vos and the shuttles of Altihex. From Vos to Altihex, or from Altihex to Vos—countless aerial units would chart their courses, meet one another, seek mates or return paired, perform courtship displays or embark on nuptial flights along this very route. In those days, whenever the mating season—lasting two to three lunar cycles per mega-cycle—descended upon both cities, this route would be marked as a red high-risk zone by air traffic authorities across all other regions and throughout Cybertron.
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20 Jul 2026
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Five times Naruto kissed Sasuke and he left, plus one time Sasuke kissed Naruto and stayed.
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15 Jul 2026
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But Sasuke stopped lying to himself a long time ago, when Naruto uppercut the shit out of him and softly insisted for the millionth time that they were friends with a claim on each other’s pain, despite the missing arms, especially with the missing arms.
The arrangement was nice because of Naruto. He came back to Konoha each time for Naruto and Naruto alone.
Then Naruto went and got a girlfriend.
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08 Jul 2026
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my kamikaze, who loves you more than me? by hijinks_n_lowjinks for a_burning_constellation, chosospinkytoes, earthtodora
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
30 Jun 2026
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Sasuke,
I’m sure Naruto has already told you, but he and Hyuuga Hinata have become engaged. The ceremony will take place in the spring.
The Chunin Exam is coming up in the next few weeks if you’d like to come back to Konoha to see how things are faring.— Kakashi
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Two years after their final battle in the Valley of the End, Sasuke finds out that Naruto is getting married.
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03 Jul 2026
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A Better End: Somewhere You Can See The Stars by putyourheadphoneson
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
02 Jun 2026
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It’s been nearly three years since the end of the war and two and half since Sasuke left Konoha for his journey of atonement.
Within the peace he fought so hard for, Naruto has found himself wondering what happiness looks like for him. There’s an itch, a feeling under his skin that he's missing something, that he just can't shake.
When he gets a letter from Sasuke saying he’ll be home in two days with intel about Amegakure's new leadership, Naruto's routine is shattered—and maybe it's for the better.* * *
“Don’t,” Sasuke’s voice was a growl, his palm nearly suffocating Naruto as he covered his mouth with a harsh grip, “get any ideas.”
“W–what?” Naruto’s voice squeaked under his hand, going bright red before he understood his meaning. He was pressed back into the shelves as far as he could, a few of them creaking with his and Sasuke’s combined weight as the other ninja leaned against him in the tight space. “Ideas? I don’t have any of those, you know that–”
“Say one more word and I’ll Amaterasu you.”- Language:
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22 Jun 2026
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a practical application of medicine (and perspectives of the heart) by chakrafruit
Fandoms: Naruto
15 Mar 2021
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Tsunade’s words slice as sharp as a scalpel, each one sliding into the softest parts of him with lethal accuracy. “Don’t forget that Sasuke might not want to return willingly,” she says evenly. “You must be prepared to kill him first.”
“And then,” she adds, “you can use what you have learnt to save him.”
Under the Fifth Hokage’s tutelage, as Tsunade’s apprentice, Uzumaki Naruto learns the art of healing.
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20 Jun 2026
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Makeshift Tourniquet by applejuicesoup
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers One (2024)
18 Mar 2026
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“The break’s not clean, we need to fix it somehow.”
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12 Jun 2026
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【声破声】放烟花要把握好时间 by xiaoqijiang
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Cyberverse
29 May 2026
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所有人帮助热破情场得意！
掉链子了的话热破自己记得扛。
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【声破声】玩游戏不能冷落对象 by xiaoqijiang
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Cyberverse
02 Jun 2026
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“我听不懂。”热破说，他可以看到声波抿紧了双唇。但声波并不追究他装糊涂，他甚至顺着热破。
“简而言之，”声波说，“我需要一个吻。”
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Launch Control by MolyLunstitium
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Cyberverse
12 Apr 2026
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cbv声破拟女，领航员x车手设定，含有其他宇宙要素（JPJ&dratchet）
那时候自己是怎么想的？勉强认可？声波记得她好不容易和热破达成共识，还停留在会为了选胎方案而大吵一架的阶段，好像怎么看都和默契二字沾不上边。她只当感知器对此作出了充满希冀的展望，而热破——热破听到这话之后不予置评，而这通常是她心虚，或者害羞的时候才会有的反应……？
哦，她早该相信教授的判断力的。
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- Part 1 of unparalleled sync
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【CBV/声破】一旦对接就会醒来的梦 by KIMI_12336
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Cyberverse
23 May 2026
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在声波回归火种源之后，热破做了几个奇怪的梦。
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- Part 1 of 【声破】一旦对接就会醒过来的梦