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    ilya pov. hollanov in college. getting together (after a while)

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    17 Mar 2026

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    Shane Hollander is the youngest Commander in ISS history; straight-backed, closeted, and so tightly on his own leash that seven months in orbit with Ilya Rozanov have not produced a single crack in his composure.

    Ilya Rozanov is the Russian cosmonaut who should have had his job, won’t stop bouncing a tennis ball off the walls, and is still looking for a fissure. Thankfully, a solar storm finds it for him.

    or: Near-death, zero gravity, and the wrong man’s hands in exactly the right places.

    A Cosmonaut!Ilya x Astronaut!Shane AU 🚀

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    14 Mar 2026

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    They knew that, to get married, they first had to make themselves known. The announcement, the lead-up, every detail had been choreographed to feel theirs and theirs alone.

    But now… it’s all out. Not on their timing. Not on their rules.

    Or: Shane gets outed, and because of their rivalry, the media takes it as proof that Ilya's homophobic.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    Lily: What’s a girl to do on a lonely night in Montreal?

    Jane:…

    Jane: Feel bad about losing?

    Lily: That was not very nice, Jane.

    Lily: I am starting to think you are not the nice girl everyone says you are.

    Lily: If you will not fuck me I think you should send me pictures of yourself so I can jerk off to them.

    Jane: I’m not doing that!!! What if someone hacks your phone???

    Lily: 😢

     

    Or: Shane Hollander learns to stop worrying and love the Art of Sext

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    05 Mar 2026

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    your fave is problematic - yourfaveisproblematic.tumblr.com/post/6453061/ilya-rozanov

    Admin note: POST IS WIP
    1. Admitted to using the f-slur during his rookie year in the NHL and doubled down with ableist remarks on Twitter.
    2. He’s a stalinist and supports the unlawful slaughter of children.
    [cont…]

    rozanovdefender replied to yourfaveisproblematic
    “the unlawful slaughter of children” YOU MEAN THE ROMANOVS??

    habsbluntrotation reblogged ⇄ yourfaveisproblematic
    girl not to be a bolshevik on main but the romanovs sorta deserved that one

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    Ilya Rozanov lands himself on yourfaveisproblematic for—well, quite a few reasons.

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    05 Mar 2026