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“Oh, hello, you,” Hermione said softly. It was a little frog, no bigger than the hollow of the palm of her hand. Gently, she scooped it up in her hand and smiled. It really was very cute.
Then it opened its mouth and said: “What the fuck, Granger?”
That was when she screamed and threw the frog straight back into the plants.
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In which Draco Malfoy is accidentally—and possibly irreversibly—turned into a frog, and he relentlessly
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Mavis Beacon teaches typing. But today, trapped in a lab with her office crush, she's the one whose touch-typing skills will be put to the test.
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“You’re not capable of murder.”
(She really hoped he wouldn’t hurt her.)
“Try me,” he sneered. Empty threat.
She arched an eyebrow. “Want to bet?”
Then she reached out, touched his chest.
“Break my arm, then.” As she’d guessed,
He didn’t. “Granger, you are sick.”
Yet she felt his heart beat quick.—
A story in verse about Hermione's tenderness and daring, Draco's cowardice and courage, and how the tide of war can be turned by a single impulsive action.
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Draco looked miserably at the low ceilings and stone walls of what were apparently going to be his living quarters at Hogwarts. The rooms were minuscule. He made one last effort. “I understand that living in the castle is a tradition here, but professors at Beauxbatons—”
Granger glared at him, arms crossed and hip cocked. In her sensible heels, she was exactly his height, yet they did not see eye to eye. “Let me guess, Professor Malfoy: you skied down to the campus every morning from your mansion above the clouds? And a dozen elf-made croissants awaited you in an office the size of a ballroom?”
“Oh, you’ve been, then?”
“This is your suite. Happy housewarming. Goodbye.” She whirled away, heels clicking on the stone floor.
Draco was left grumbling to no one, a state he found himself in after nearly every interaction with the Director of Hogwarts.
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In which Draco Malfoy obtains his dream job at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger obtains a Problem.
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March 2026 update: This is on semi-hiatus. I've got the bones of the story's conclusion, it's just that The Muse has pushed me toward other projects.
In her eighth year at Hogwarts, Hermione joins an elite cohort of Medieval Magic students: Padma Patil (the brainy beauty), Theo Nott (the flirt), and Draco Malfoy (the prat).
Their research leads them to revive extinct plants, brew forgotten potions, and cast spells that haven't been spoken in centuries. But their brilliant professor is harboring a dark secret.
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This is the Hogwarts x The Secret History story I've been wanting to read, featuring Malfoy as an irritable yet enthusiastic Latin tutor:
“...so that’s one thing that distinguishes medieval written Latin from ancient Latin: the heavy use of abbreviations,” Malfoy was saying. He had been leaning his elbows on his knees as he pointed at the book on the table between them. Pausing, he looked up at Hermione. All traces of the misery in his silver eyes were gone, replaced by the sharp look of an engaged intellect. God, he loved this stuff. And despite the struggle to understand it, so did she.
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Intervention Most Divin(ation)e by cosmic_kate for Lexxus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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“Did you hear that, Granger?” Draco says. His words are clipped by the effort he’s put into clenching his jaw. “Pink.”
“Pink,” she repeats.
Emily nods vigorously. “Pink means soulmates.”
“Or it means you hate each other,” Jamie quips.
Ruby rolls her eyes. “But obviously you don’t.”
After a silly little Divination project says so, a rambunctious student is determined to prove that Professor Granger and Professor Malfoy are, in fact, soulmates.
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Reunited in the Muggle world, Draco and Hermione wreak havoc on each other’s loneliness.
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Draco had a problem.
It was a Hermione Granger-shaped problem. It walked like Hermione Granger, it talked like Hermione Granger, and (when he was lucky), it chewed him out like Hermione Granger.
But he knew, deep down, that it wasn’t Hermione Granger.
Because there was no way on God’s green earth that Hermione Granger had those fucking tits.
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Now complete.
Hermione Granger lives in a house with legs, with a swamp-lizard named Stripes, in a semi-sentient ecosystem that occasionally burps up lost things. It’s not ideal, but after five and a half years in the Neitherlands, she’s made it work.
Then Draco Malfoy falls from the sky. Literally.
He has questions, a missing bag, and limited patience for her deeply repressed need for human contact.
As they navigate a shaky path between physics and magic, and a shared past, they might even figure out how to save their world.
This is a story about two lonely people trying to stitch the cosmos back together.
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Draco Malfoy had been bored out of his usually very sharp mind for precisely one hour and forty-three minutes.
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