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  1. Public Bookmark 37

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    "What can I say? Priest pay is kinda shit, and the benefits... aren't overwhelmin'." Wolfwood pulled out his pipe, hoping the smoke would cover up just a little of the stench that was still enveloping the both of them. "You gotta make do."
    "Benefits?" Eriks echoed. "Like what?"
    "Oh, y'know. God's eternal love." Wolfwood took a drag from his pipe and blew it out into the sky. "And dental."

    (Half an hour in, and already he was addicted to Eriks's laugh.
    Shit.)

     

    Or: Rumour has it that Eriks the Thieving Typhoon killed young Prince Vash in cold blood. Travelling priest (and mercenary) Nicholas D. Wolfwood knows that you can't trust everything people say about the man.

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    09 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 51

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    Vash almost dies, accidentally flirts with his best friend, has a crisis, almost dies some more, fucks his best friend on purpose, and nearly gets everything he wants. Not necessarily in that order.

    Or, in other words: a complicated innuendo involving Chekov’s gun.

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    06 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 45

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    A pair of pupil-less teal eyes meet his own. Besides the small feathers sprouting on its cheekbones and its lack of ears, its face otherwise resembles a human's.

    It opens its mouth—too wide, too much, just like everything else about it—revealing a set of sharp canines.

    “Oh, shit,” is what comes out. “You saw me.”

    When Nicholas D. Wolfwood finds a curious advert in the newspaper, he packs his suitcase and his cat, and leaves for the seaside in hope of peace and quiet—unaware the little cabin on the beach is already inhabited by a creature beyond his worst nightmares.

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    04 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    The Eye of Michael is always watching Livio, even when all he wants to do is buy some breakfast after a mission, and Razlo is left to pick up the pieces. With Nicholas at the orphanage, with Vash before the final battle, and with everyone after the Ark's destruction, Livio and Razlo find healing in being given the means to choose how and what they want to eat.

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    07 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 30

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    Vash and Wolfwood are trekking across the desert and continually swapping between hitting all of each others trauma tiggers and attempting to fuck nasty in a sand dune.

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    Vash and Wolfwood are having a completely normal time. (lying)

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    07 Feb 2026