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The Silly Putty Hamster Spell by patrickthewriter for Dellessa, thepheonixqueen, Quiet_Shadow
Fandoms: The Magicians (TV)
03 Jul 2016
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Making a homework mistake can have consequences.
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The Price by patrickthewriter for Dellessa, thepheonixqueen, Quiet_Shadow
Fandoms: Star Wars, Attack of the Clones - Fandom
02 Jul 2016
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Master and Padawan with a stolen speeder.
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Three wanna-be ghost hunters draw the attention of the Autobots, bringing back a great evil from their past.
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A Gilded Cage by Camfield, Dellessa, patrickthewriter
Fandom Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
06 Jan 2015
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10 Jan 2026
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Harry Potter is adopted by a retired chemistry professor causing him to become an accidental potions prodigy. Navigating the world of wizards with a strong home base allows Harry to ask important questions like, 'why don't we learn math?' and 'why hasn't everyone read Hogwarts: A History?' and most importantly, 'Why does everyone treat squibs so terribly?"
____"What would have happened if I didn't bounce? Might've died, I suppose."
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19 Nov 2025
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Harry Potter and the Blood-Soaked Succession by NonsensicalRants
Fandoms: Harry Potter - Fandom
01 May 2025
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Ron and Hermione died due to the events at Malfoy Manor and Harry was on track to join them. Alone and beaten, Harry resorts to the most horrendous magic to try and save his own life and continue the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxi. An act that would start him on the path to becoming a monster so much greater and more terrible than the one he had set out to destroy.
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24 Oct 2025
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The adventures of Alexandra Quick, an American witch whose story begins with mystery and intrigue, and becomes an epic saga of resistance, empowerment, and tragedy. Beginning in sixth grade, when Alexandra enters Charmbridge Academy, this seven-book series follows Alexandra through her teen years and her struggles to learn her origins, discover her destiny, and resist her fate.
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13 Sep 2025
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Harry Hartford and the Years of Misfortune by MothMagia
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Nov 2024
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In the grand scheme of things, one single person isn't much. They are a grain of sand in the vast desert, and they are lost without a trace, only to be briefly rediscovered when one looks at their family tree, or finds their gravestone hidden beneath the dirt and grass that cover it.
But, for some unlucky people, the world seems to focus on their single grain, and gives them every bit of pain and suffering that it can.
And for Harry Hartford, formerly known as Harry Potter, he is that grain of sand.
But god, how he wished he wasn't.
A retelling of the Harry Potter story which, while it generally hits the same story beats, falls off the wagon rather quickly. Where Harry grows up knowing he is loved, and he finds a new set of friends, and yet, at the same time, quickly learns that the world has it out for him for circumstances outside of his control.
And because of that, he must find a way to survive without completely losing himself in the process.
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Bookmarked by patrickthewriter
01 Sep 2025