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    “And you’re sure there’s nothing for you?” David says suddenly. “You’re not—you’re feeling okay? You’re not sick? Shane wouldn’t have any reason to think that you’re sick?”

    Ilya blinks and turns to him. “I am fine. Totally fine. Better than fine, even, before today.”

    “It’s just—Shane’s acting like you’re dying, Ilya.”

    “Not as far as I’m aware,” says Ilya. “And I do not think he would learn this before me.”

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    The summer before Ilya joins the Centaurs, Shane wakes up nervous. It doesn't stop from there.

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    17 Oct 2026

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    Shane is already shaking his head before Ilya finishes speaking. “Never, I’d never do anything, not with you here, honey,” he says, as if that’s meant to be reassuring. As if the clarification of not with you here doesn’t wrap itself around Ilya’s lungs.

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    ESPN ✅ @ESPN
    BREAKING: Hockey Players Caught In A Compromising Position As Sex Tape Leaks On The Internet.

    It's the summer of 2024, and Shane and Ilya's sex tape hits the internet. It ends up giving the wrong impression about their relationship.

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    15 Oct 2026

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    Follow my insta! 🌹 @meganbeaulieu
    Honestly shane seems like such a good boyfriend 🥰🥰 remember the hollandry era? I bet he takes such good care of ilya

    Future Cens Wag @larissaonice
    you know he gives him the princess treatment ❤️

    Steady my Steddie @bevthehockeynerd
    Idk how to tell you this but that man was NAWT treating him like a princess in that video
    ...
    Shane’s Left Toe @shaneslefttoe
    yknow mpreg isnt real bc roz would already be round with twins if it was

    24+81 @laylathegaymer
    Call him hayden pike the way he’d be at child eleven by now
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    That was very much not my Hollander experience lol

    You:
    Oh god.

    I’m still so sorry about that.

    Rose:
    🤣

    Relax

    Still, I’m jealous. Where was all that when it was my turn?
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    Marly:
    AYOOOOOOOOOOO

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    GET IT ROZ!!!!!! 💪💪💪💪

    Im glad you got someone to clap those beautiful cheeks of yours,
    brother 🙏 you deserve it

    Best ass in the league 💯

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    Svetlana stumbles to her feet, reaching for the lamp as something thuds somewhere in the dark. Her heart thunders in her chest as she fumbles for the switch with trembling fingers. Finally, finally, light fills the empty room and—

    The empty room?

    "Hello?" She calls out, voice unsteady, blood rushing in her ears. There's an agonizingly long pause before something opposite her rustles, and two hands slowly rise up from behind the side of the mattress, palms outward.

    "I'm sorry," a shaky voice says. "I'm not— I didn't— I'm— I'm so sorry, oh my God."

    "Oh my God," she echoes, as a sleep-rumpled Shane Hollander cautiously gets to his feet. "Oh my God."

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    Svetlana runs into a plumbing issue with her house. Thankfully, she has Ilya's spare key at the ready.

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    15 Oct 2026

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    «It's just me, go back to sleep,» she murmurs, cupping the nape of his neck and sliding her fingers into his hair, stroking the thick, silky, straight? Short?

    Wait.

    «What,» she says, at the same time a voice that is not Ilya's says, "what—" and they're lurching away from each other.
    ...
    The door closes, followed by the heavy thud of a bag and clothes shuffling. Ilya goes quiet in the entryway, clocking the lights, and cautiously says, "Shane?"

    "In here," Hollander replies, and Ilya rounds the corner into the living room, the look of vague confusion on his face shifting to wide-eyed horror as he sees both of them looking over their shoulders at him from the couch.

    "Blyat," he says forcefully.

    "Yeah, blyat," Hollander says, his face a storm cloud.

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    “-moya rybka, I am sorry, sweet girl-” Ilya is saying, on his knees in the middle of their living room and patting the rug near him with what looks like devastation on his face as Anya continues to ignore him, curled up on Shane’s lap instead. Fresh off of several stacked events to fit them into a weekend–because Shane’s mom is nothing if not efficient when it comes to the deals she makes–Ilya got home only a few minutes ago, still in the outfit he’d left his Buzzfeed puppy interview in, which Anya had clearly not appreciated, sniffing him suspiciously after her initial excited greeting and then retreating to Shane immediately when he patted his thigh in welcome.

    Shane is trying not to be obviously enjoying Ilya’s turmoil as much as he is, shifting Anya to lay on her back like a baby in one arm and cooing at her.

    “I know, huh? Papa left and played with who knows how many other dogs, and the whole time you were here missing him. I bet he wasn’t even thinking about you, huh?”

    “Hollander!” Ilya says, sounding scandalized. “Do not tell her that! Is not true!”

    (collection of standalone fics/ficlets prompted by my own tumblr posts) (will update as inspiration strikes)

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    15 Oct 2026

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    “Nothing,” Ilya lies, sniffing once and rubbing at his nose with a knuckle. “Is nothing. I am just surprised you have time in your schedule for random lunches with random people. I have seen your calendar before. Presidents of countries have more freetime.”
    ...
    It’s possible that bringing up the conversation about Rose by putting on one of her movies after he and Ilya have had dinner during a rare long weekend together is underhanded and a little bit mean.

    On the other hand, it’s also currently getting him fucked like Ilya is trying to drive him through the mattress.

    So there’s nuance.
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    “I don’t understand,” he says, voice a little tight. “How she could have had you and let you go. Is impossible. I cannot imagine it.”
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    Ilya loves him so fiercely and completely that it sits in his chest like a physical thing, as real and tangible as Shane’s weight against him.
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    “Anya!” Ilya interrupts, still on his knees. “Do not listen to him! Daddy is evil and he is lying to you, malyshka.” He gives Shane a glare. “This is not joke, Hollander. She is upset. She thinks I have betrayed her.”
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    “She probably just thought you were cheating on her with younger, hotter dogs,” Shane says in mock-consolation. He looks down at Anya sympathetically. “I’ve been there, Anya. He used to really be a slut. He’s fucked his way through at least half of North America. At least the dogs won’t post about it on Instagram and tag him in thirst traps later or come up to you in bars and ask if you’re up for a threesome.”

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    “Shane,” he says, dread filling his stomach, “is this Boston Lily’s house?”

    “Maybe,” Shane says, dropping down another cooler with a loud bang. “But shhhhh,” he says, putting a finger to his lips, “you can’t tell, okay?”

    “Shane,” Hayden says, a little desperately. “Shane, we have to go.”

    “No,” Shane says, drunk and stubborn and pushing the doorbell about fifty thousand times in quick succession until Hayden pulls his arm away.

    “Shane,” Hayden says, nearly a plea, “listen, I know she broke your heart, but dropping off two hundred pounds of tuna isn’t-”

    Before he can finish telling Shane that a drive-by tuna fishing isn’t a cure for a broken heart, the door opens. When it does, though, it’s not some buxom Boston beauty in a silky negligee.

    It’s Ilya fucking Rozanov.

    Hayden’s one consolation in this mindfuck is that at least Rozanov looks equally surprised at finding himself in this situation.

    (while drowning his sorrows post tuna meltdown, shane ends up in possession of approximately two hundred pounds of raw tuna) (naturally, there's only one person he wants to gift with such a bounty)

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    14 Oct 2026

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    “Do you like your fish?”

    Of the questions Ilya expected to be asked, this was…not one of them.

    “You like tuna?”

    He sounds almost anxious about it, in a way that gives Ilya the urge to do something insane like be tender again.

    “Yes,” he says, gently slipping his hand free. “I like tuna. Good choice.”

    The smile Hollander gives him feels like drinking sunshine.

    Ilya makes himself turn away.