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  1. Public Bookmark 32

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    The door to the cabin was unlocked when he arrived, which should have been a sign that he had been wrong about what was coming.

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    18 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 34

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    “So it's agreed” Diana says. “47 and I will go into the field together as husband and wife. 47 will assassinate the targets and I will run interference and retrieve the data from HAVEN’s data centre.”

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    18 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    According to the trauma surgeons, it was a miracle she hadn't ended up completely paraplegic, or even dead, just in a wheelchair for now.

    But deaf.
    Deaf.

    That didn't exactly feel much better either.

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    When Diana ends up on the wrong side of the wall when a bombing is carried out on Providence, the last thing she's expecting is for her estranged agent to show up at her release from the private rehabilitation facility and nurse her back to health.

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    18 Mar 2026

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    The first rules of Agent/Handler engagement at the ICA are:
    1. Don't get too attached.
    2. We don't care if you fuck each other, just don't get blackmailed over it.
    3. Its probably better if you just get it out of the way.

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    17 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 20

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    Tidied up versions of the ficlets I write while in the bath from prompts sent to my tumblr ask box, because fic deserves to be eternal.
    10/03/21: added dom!47/sub!Diana but-not-really.
    12/03/21: added absolution shower (not that one), innuendo, and a steak side.
    21/03/21: added relationship advice. 47 does a quiz and accidentally develops a feeling!
    25/03/21: added Diana listening in on some private time
    05/04/21: added comfort riding on a train, HAVEN island undercover married sex and demon Diana.
    05/05/21: added some tiesy upsies
    01/06/21: added several ficlets covering: a steak side, pool party at HAVEN, 47 and Diana talking it out, fucking in the mendoza lavender beds, a gen ficlet about Diana caring for 47 post Patient Zero, and the newly released worst ending to Hitman 3.
    05/06/21: added sex toys and a callback
    31/07/21: added tactical wetsuit groping, sick diana healing, absolution showering, blood money coffin deflowering and amnesia skyscraper bar drinking
    30/12/21: added two trips to the opera, a sad fap, everyone is diana, rain, rubber ducks, two birthday themed ficlets, a sloth ficlet, blood money kiss reaction and a french affair

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    11 Mar 2026