pearlflavoured
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”Let me get this straight,” said Tommy. “You want me to be the house’s magical trophy wife? Why the hell would I say yes to that?"
The red haired ghost smirked, leaning back until they reclined on an invisible lounge. "Well, for each hour you spend in costume, we can waive a percentage of your university fees and—"
”—FREE COLLEGE?! Do you want me to wear pumps or stilettos?”Tommy isn’t a normal university student. Sure, he joins the lettuce eating club, eats the elevator spaghetti and gets all his shoelaces stolen. But multiple times a week Tommy has anime transformation, becoming the mysterious Red Mascot, the second hottest person in the university. (Tommy was the first, obviously) But as the year continues, he finds he isn't the only one keeping secrets. Shubble only ever returns after midnight, there are other house mascots running around the university—their identities could be right under his nose—and even his ghostly sidekick, Clementine, is holding her tongue. That won't stop Tommy from trying to win prank of the year, though. The reason: TOMMY IS A BIG MAN!
Or: Tommy pays for his college by dressing as a magical drag queen.
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Sorry I fell asleep while waiting for you to make me a sandwich by pearlflavoured for Caubool
Fandoms: Dream SMP
29 Jul 2025
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A pair of mismatched arms snaked around Tubbo's waist, a familiar chin sitting on top of his. "Ranboo?"
"Yes, Tubbo?"
He leaned into the touch. "I'm trying to wash the dishes, bossman."
"Oh, alright." Ranboo nudged him aside, letting go and reaching for the sink.
Tubbo yanked his hand back. "What are you doing?"
His gaze snapped towards him, catching a hint of purple eyes. Tubbo's husband was gone.Or: formerly brainwashed supervillain Ranboo has a relapse. Tubbo reacts accordingly.
Based on the Musical Chairs series by Caubool!
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- Part 6 of pearlflavoured's beeduo brainrot
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As if the foster system wasn't shit enough, Tommy also has to deal with being an allay hybrid, his instincts wreaking havoc in all areas of his life. Watch two stories unfold as Tommy finds himself some brothers, loses them, and maybe finds them again.
Or: Two stories, two brothers, and one happy ending.
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...Phil, why is there a baby growing in your fridge? by pearlflavoured
Fandoms: Dream SMP
16 May 2025
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Wilbur was conceived in the vegetable drawer of the samsung smart refrigerator.
This is how Techno found out.
aka the author was blessed with visions and made a banger of a comic.
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Meeting agenda: Add rails to our fucking stairs by pearlflavoured
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
27 Apr 2025
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With the responsibilities of presidency weighing down on him, Tubbo turns to Schlatt's old wine. It's the only thing that can loosen his thoughts, make him feel something other than sheer tiredness.
One night, Ranboo finds him.
...So it turns out, it's really hard to mask hybrid instincts when drunk.Or: Tubbo is a repressed idiot and Ranboo has to deal with the (very cute) consequences.
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- Part 5 of pearlflavoured's beeduo brainrot
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pearlflavoured's beeduo brainrot by pearlflavoured
Fandom Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
29 Jul 2025
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All my beeduo fics in one place aw man I love beeduo look there's beeduo come read beeduo
Works are not connected, read in whatever order your heart desires
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He gazes numbly at Ranboo’s extended hand, then holds up his own, a brilliant ladybug-red. “I’ll stain you.” Today of all days, the idiot chose to wear white. Always playing the angel, his Ranboo.
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- Part 2 of tiny fics. little snippets. evil.
- Part 4 of tab's cbee
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Bookmarked by pearlflavoured
13 Mar 2026
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I’m going to explode /pos
Also the honour of being my 100th bookmark
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though far away (we're still the same) by LuckyMagicBelle
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
29 Dec 2023
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“You hate me,” Tommy reminds him, because he really doesn’t want Technoblade to try and ‘fix’ his unfixable, nonexistent ‘illness’. “Tried to kill me and everything.”
“Yeah, well, like I said. No dyin’ on my property.”
“You want me to go die somewhere else?”
Technoblade stops in his tracks. He stares ahead for a long moment, then takes a deep breath and says, “End, kid.”
He doesn’t respond to any more of Tommy’s questions.OR
Tubbo never meant for exile to be an execution. To Tommy, though, it might as well be.
In which Tommy is the personification of L’Manberg, and Nations can die when their People reject them. Tommy is ready to accept his fate. Technoblade...is not.
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- Part 19 of Belle's Dream SMP Fics
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"You... You aren't him."
"But I could be."
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What better way to get over your husband's death than kissing their ghost that you hate with a passion?
Bookmarked by pearlflavoured
01 Mar 2026
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Self explanatory. I’m taking SheZow (a show not meant to be taken seriously) and making it super fleshed out and dynamic because I love the concept and feel like it could have gone places if it took itself more seriously. But I do understand that this fandom consists of, like, three people and a shoelace so I don’t expect this to go very far. Enjoy.
Guy and Kelly Hamdon stumble upon their aunt’s secret identity after she dies and Kelly is more than ready to take up the superhero mantel. Only Guy accidentally put the ring on and now it’s stuck. Now the powers of the heroin are his to wield… only he also has to dress like a girl to use them.
Follow the twins and Guy’s best friend, Maz, as they struggle with navigating Guy’s new powers and responsibilities while grappling with loss, strained relationships, misogyny in all it’s forms, toxic masculinity, self discovery, and even feelings they never noticed or allowed themselves to acknowledge before.
Cuz, hey. When you’re a fourteen year old boy forced to wear girl’s clothes to fight crime… you’re bound to figure a thing or two out about yourself.
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Bookmarked by pearlflavoured
23 Feb 2026
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The best thing that’s ever happened to me
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Happens when Tubbo nearly dies but like the one with Dream where it’s really sad
YeTW // body horror (I think)
Not finished oops but I’m posting everything I’ve done because it probably won’t be finished
Hopefully the anon thing works
Bookmarked by pearlflavoured
07 Jan 2026
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Bookmarking this bc it’s it’s a 2021 fic which has lacking tagging I can do so much better. Improved summary below:
The final confrontation goes differently. Their rescue arrives just too late, leaving Tubbo at the mercy of an unusual spell.