pearlflavoured
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- Dream SMP (13)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (6)
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”Let me get this straight,” said Tommy. “You want me to be the house’s magical trophy wife? Why the hell would I say yes to that?"
The red haired ghost smirked, leaning back until they reclined on an invisible lounge. "Well, for each hour you spend in costume, we can waive a percentage of your university fees and—"
”—FREE COLLEGE?! Do you want me to wear pumps or stilettos?”Tommy isn’t a normal university student. Sure, he joins the lettuce eating club, eats the elevator spaghetti and gets all his shoelaces stolen. But multiple times a week Tommy has anime transformation, becoming the mysterious Red Mascot, the second hottest person in the university. (Tommy was the first, obviously) But as the year continues, he finds he isn't the only one keeping secrets. Shubble only ever returns after midnight, there are other house mascots running around the university—their identities could be right under his nose—and even his ghostly sidekick, Clementine, is holding her tongue. That won't stop Tommy from trying to win prank of the year, though. The reason: TOMMY IS A BIG MAN!
Or: Tommy pays for his college by dressing as a magical drag queen.
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Sorry I fell asleep while waiting for you to make me a sandwich by pearlflavoured for Caubool
Fandoms: Dream SMP
29 Jul 2025
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A pair of mismatched arms snaked around Tubbo's waist, a familiar chin sitting on top of his. "Ranboo?"
"Yes, Tubbo?"
He leaned into the touch. "I'm trying to wash the dishes, bossman."
"Oh, alright." Ranboo nudged him aside, letting go and reaching for the sink.
Tubbo yanked his hand back. "What are you doing?"
His gaze snapped towards him, catching a hint of purple eyes. Tubbo's husband was gone.Or: formerly brainwashed supervillain Ranboo has a relapse. Tubbo reacts accordingly.
Based on the Musical Chairs series by Caubool!
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- Part 6 of pearlflavoured's beeduo brainrot
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As if the foster system wasn't shit enough, Tommy also has to deal with being an allay hybrid, his instincts wreaking havoc in all areas of his life. Watch two stories unfold as Tommy finds himself some brothers, loses them, and maybe finds them again.
Or: Two stories, two brothers, and one happy ending.
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...Phil, why is there a baby growing in your fridge? by pearlflavoured
Fandoms: Dream SMP
16 May 2025
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Wilbur was conceived in the vegetable drawer of the samsung smart refrigerator.
This is how Techno found out.
aka the author was blessed with visions and made a banger of a comic.
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Meeting agenda: Add rails to our fucking stairs by pearlflavoured
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
27 Apr 2025
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With the responsibilities of presidency weighing down on him, Tubbo turns to Schlatt's old wine. It's the only thing that can loosen his thoughts, make him feel something other than sheer tiredness.
One night, Ranboo finds him.
...So it turns out, it's really hard to mask hybrid instincts when drunk.Or: Tubbo is a repressed idiot and Ranboo has to deal with the (very cute) consequences.
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- Part 5 of pearlflavoured's beeduo brainrot
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pearlflavoured's beeduo brainrot by pearlflavoured
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
29 Jul 2025
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All my beeduo fics in one place aw man I love beeduo look there's beeduo come read beeduo
Works are not connected, read in whatever order your heart desires
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Niki Nihachu walks through the wastes of L’Manberg in no armour and bare feet. It is burning, and something is caught in her throat. Her hands are shaking.
She would like to say that she has never hated like this before. It would be a lie.Or: After the third bombing of L'Manberg, Niki turns her back on its people and goes in search of revenge.
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"Will you be coming to the festival?”
Tommy paused, it sparked a memory, packed in a crowd watching a man dressed in green and gold throw a burst of flowers into the air. He turned back to the man.
“Why?”
“Well you must be the head acolyte if you are the only one, you must represent your god of still water yes?”
Tommy stared at him, he had never gone before, didn’t track the years to know when five had passed.
“Maybe, I will ask.” he decided before turning away, he sank under the murky water before the man could say anymore.
He returned a few hours later. The man was gone along with his things, Tommy sent a quiet prayer for his safe travel on his way to the pools. He settled his offerings in the water before joining them, the gem was already goneBookmarked by pearlflavoured
03 Nov 2025
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I’ve read this like 3 times now I’m obsessed
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He’d forgotten a lot of things, his caregiver, his protector, his name. The only thing that felt real anymore was the grit of the sand and cloying silence that surrounded him.
The sands would cradle him when he slept, would fill his mind with whisper and song, some nights beautiful and calm, other bloody and loud, he accepted it all. He listened to the sands. He was part of the sands now.or, Tommy goes feral living in the Soul Sands after being abandoned by his sounder, two years later someone comes along and decides they want a feral sand child.
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11 Dec 2025
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feral tommy done right
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tubbo has a nightmare, and calls the only person he can trust to comfort him. or he thinks he does, anyway.
Bookmarked by pearlflavoured
10 Dec 2025
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"My girlfriend (who is asleep) just rolled over, wrapped her arms around me and very lovingly whispered 'I want to murder you'."
Yeah, that but Beeduo.
(Idea from @PancakeBluess)
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- Part 10 of Cubito One-offs
Bookmarked by pearlflavoured
02 Oct 2025
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I’m going to be sickkkkk this was perfect