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As if on cue, the curtain slid aside, revealing Stolas in the skin-tight workout outfit. The cropped top clung to his fluffy chest like a second skin, the shorts hugged his long legs and the earrings looked totally out of place with the rest of the outfit.
He looked like some wannabe influencer who had just walked off the set of a shitty fitness ad made by the Vees.
He looked… so fucking sexy .
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Stolas desperately needs new clothes. Blitzø helps, in more ways than one.
Takes place during Sinsmas.
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13 Jun 2026
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“You truly need help. I’m getting help. Why aren’t you?”
“Why the fuck would I need help?! I’m doing fantastic, thank you very much!” Blitzø shrieked, crossing his arms.
“Because you’re incapable of healing.” Stolas’ voice broke, and he turned back toward the stairs, heading for the door.
“Ooooh fuck you! I can heal! Just watch me, bitch!” Blitzø screamed after him, right as the door slammed in his face.
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There are so many things Blitzø fucking hates about Stolas—and what better place to rant about every single one of them than in therapy?
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13 Jun 2026
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After Stolas saves them from the agents, Blitzø knows he needs to thank him properly. He just hopes he can forget that stupid truth serum dream while he's at it.
Or: the Truth Seekers night.
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- Part 7 of canon-related oneshots
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12 Jun 2026
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it's all family business now by implydone for KATAOWfan2021
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
18 Apr 2026
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Millie and Blitzø are on a mission topside, but Blitzø doesn't come back when he's supposed to. She goes to find him and is shocked to see him in a pharmacy, surrounded by wreckage.
Or: a trip topside gives Blitzø and Millie the chance for another heart-to-heart.
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- Part 10 of canon-related oneshots
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12 Jun 2026
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Suddenly everything that Blitzø was doing to him--it just felt dirty. Not sexy.
The change was so abrupt that it took Stolas several sluggish seconds to process it, with his brain as fuck-drunk as it was.
By the time he did, somehow, Blitzø had still not noticed that the demon on the other end of his cock had tipped over from good-bad feelings to bad-bad feelings.
A little voice in Stolas’s head, much louder than the turmoil he was in, whispered, don’t ruin it.Bookmarked by picnicat
11 Jun 2026
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Stolas wants a gun. Blitzø has... thoughts about it.
Some of them angry, most of them scared, but all of them about protecting his bird.
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09 Jun 2026
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Stolas is in Blitzø's apartment, on his couch, but he isn't sure he wants to stay there.
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09 Jun 2026
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Blitzø and Stolas independently decide to declare their feelings on Valentine's Day. They each go shopping for the perfect gift with a friend and stuff sure does happen (this one got away from me a little. It's soooo sappy)
Written for HelluValentine Week. Day 4 Prompt: Gift Giving
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08 Jun 2026
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i'll never be that kinda angel by jayfeatherseyebrows
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
08 Jul 2025
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Blitzø wasn't a perfect man. When Stolas received a surprise phone call, he might have...overreacted. Just a bit.
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08 Jun 2026
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Birthdays continue to be a big deal around the I.M.P. office, prompting Stolas to start planning something for his boyfriend.
Or: Blitzø gets a nice birthday.
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- Part 2 of a good birthday
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06 Jun 2026
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Stolas’ Guide to Valentine’s Self Care by satanic_bipanic
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
03 Feb 2025
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On his first Valentine's Day since his fall from grace, Stolas decides to treat himself. Why not? He's making his own money now. A nice new robe, some candles, and an orgasm or two would do nicely.
Of course, Blitzø was SUPPOSED to be at work...
Written for HelluValentine Week. Day 1 Prompt: Lingerie/Dress Up/PJ's
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05 Jun 2026
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i still believe you should be with me by caitsoprano for milkandhoney
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
31 Dec 2025
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Five times Stolas gets jealous while he navigates living with Blitzø, and one time when they finally understand each other.
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05 Jun 2026
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Stolas learns a great many things, working at I.M.P. as their new secretary. One of those things is that birthdays are a big occasion in the office.
Or: Stolas gets a nice birthday, finally.
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- Part 1 of a good birthday
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04 Jun 2026
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New Year's Eve brings reflection and revelations.
OR: this author processing all of my feelings post Sinsmas. Stolas and Blitzø finally get out of their own way.
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03 Jun 2026
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5 times Stolas and Blitzø use baths to take care of each other and say what they can't with words. And one time where they're finally, finally, speaking the same language.
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- Part 11 of a love, a home
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02 Jun 2026
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It’s time for Blitz to pick the next winner of IMP’s ‘Employee of the Month’ award. Who will he choose this time? (Spoiler alert: his hot secretary boyfriend, of course)
Written for Stolitz Week 2025.
Day 3: Office/Work
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- Part 3 of Stolitz Week 2025
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01 Jun 2026
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A Good Time Goes With a Good Friend by UltravioletPaint
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
19 Oct 2025
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Stolas’s birthday isn’t something he bothers celebrating anymore. Not since his marriage. Not since... well, a lot of things. He doesn’t expect anyone to remember — least of all Blitzø.
Except Blitzø did remember. He even had a plan: a private little date to show the bird that he actually cares.
Sweet, right?
Too bad that before he can ask, Moxxie opens his big mouth, Stolas mentions liking The Phantom of the Opera, and suddenly Blitzø’s perfect plan turns into Moxxie accidentally stealing his date.
Now Blitzø’s stuck spying on them from the shadows with a cranky, hormonal Millie as his unwilling partner. Between botched disguises, musical drama, and some inconvenient feelings, Blitzø starts realizing something far scarier than getting caught — maybe Moxxie really is more Stolas’s type… and maybe Blitzø doesn’t know how to make him happy after all.Bookmarked by picnicat
31 May 2026
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Post Sinsmas: Stolas had taken on this role before. So had Blitz. Though neither had gone about it in quite this way. But after getting to know each other more, they'll find that the role of being a parent can take on many different forms.
Or, to put it simply: Blitz unknowingly puts an egg in Stolas. Drama arises. Have fun!
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30 May 2026
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Stolas wears a new outfit to the office, and things sure do happen!
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29 May 2026
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Blitz decides to help Stolas with his anxiety cleaning, and things sure do happen!
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29 May 2026