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I Guess You Were My First Boy Wonder by pissvinegarandacrowbar
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Grayson (Comics)
03 Jul 2019
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Tear out all your tenderness.
Jason Todd is alive. Dick Grayson is not.
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- Part 5 of I guess you were my first boy wonder
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You Wouldn't Do It but I Just Might by pissvinegarandacrowbar for DragonflyxParodies
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Nightwing (Comics)
21 Jul 2018
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They keep driving.
Just how far will Dick go for Jason? Just how far will Jason go to keep him?
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i'm selfish, i'm obscene by pissvinegarandacrowbar
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)
21 Apr 2017
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porny drabbles from this list for various DCU pairings.
LATEST CHAPTER: Jason Todd/Roy Harper/Koriand'r: Licking your fingers clean of her./Only when I give you permission.
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...Because hate-fucking your dead ex's ex is cheaper than therapy.
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Oh, Pavlova by pissvinegarandacrowbar for girlgamer
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
14 Dec 2016
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Jason and Alfred, a quiet, snowy evening, and The Nutcracker.
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I guess you were my first boy wonder by pissvinegarandacrowbar
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Grayson (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Red Hood/Arsenal (Comics), Red Hood: Lost Days, Under the Red Hood
03 Jul 2019
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After years of house arrest, Draco jumps at the offer of a Ministry position, desperate to prove his worth. Soon though, he realises that he's mostly desperate for his supervisor, Hermione Granger. For better or worse, Hermione seems to have taken a special interest in him, as well.
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It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.
This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.
When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.
How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?
Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!
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Bookmarked by pissvinegarandacrowbar
15 Nov 2025
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"On a scale of one to ten, how comfortable would you say you are with me physically?" she asked.
"Zero."
Hermione's lips pursed in annoyance because she really should have seen that coming. How charming that the extent of his arseholery could still surprise her.In which Hermione is determined to find a loophole to free her from a forced marriage with Draco Malfoy. But with only two weeks until they are legally required to consummate, it would be irresponsible not to prepare for every contingency.
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- Part 1 of Ten out of Ten and Counting
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Bookmarked by pissvinegarandacrowbar
01 Nov 2025
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The last you heard from Astarion, he told you to "die screaming." Months later, you find each other again. Only this time, deep in the city, in an alley under nightfall. Perhaps, he will bleed you dry. Or perhaps, he has other plans for you.
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Two exes must learn to work together again to complete a soul bound contract.
Bookmarked by pissvinegarandacrowbar
09 Aug 2025
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Getting a choice in the matter of sex was new for Astarion, and it seemed that just excited him a little too much.
Or: Astarion cums far too fast. Brynn finds a way to deal with that.
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- Part 4 of A Fighter and a Rouge
Bookmarked by pissvinegarandacrowbar
11 Mar 2025