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The barrier of underfell is broken. It's been a month, and monsters are finally allowed to move into the city. You're staying in a small cheap apartment waiting for your newest property to finish, when you get a rude noisy neighbor. Does he really have to play his music so loudly. It's not even good music. You're sick of this. You're not listening to him stomping around, yelling or… playing video games. Oh wait, you know that video game . Time to put special plan "get back at your jerk neighbor" into action. Just because your a vampire and stay up all night, doesn't mean he can be a jerk.
A story about developing friendship, good laughs, and teaching Sans the meaning of friendship and love, when all he's known is the horrible world of Underfell.
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- Part 1 of The Skeleton Games
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Welp... you fell down. Into a cave. With monsters. Mean monsters. The all want to kill you, but the problem is... they can't. Being a vampire does have it's perks, but it can also be a problem when you need to bite someone with blood and everyone around you is made of magic. Hopefully you'll get out in time, or those monsters will finally get that final soul. Not to mention, the monster you currently have captured and strapped to your back has been threatening to murder you from the get go and hasn't proved helpful at all... Well... maybe he can be helpful... actually... hes kinda cute... in his own way
And his neck is looking tastier by the day...
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- Part 2 of The Skeleton Games
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“WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR OUT THAT WINDOW?” The blue asks.
“Freedom.”
“FREEDOM FROM WHAT?”
Edgy opens one of his sockets looking the blue bitty over. They’re so stupid. Does he not realize he's in a cage right now?
“From this… all of this.” Edgy waves his hand around in the air.
This is a bitty story about three bitties who escape a shipment truck and end up on an adventure. Eventually finding a home, a friend, and a horrifying bitty they can only imagine understanding.
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Side stories for The Skeleton Games Underfell. These aren't required when reading the main story. The barrier of Underfell is broken and the monsters are free. A month later they are allowed into the city. One morning you wake to the sound of your new jerk neighbor playing the loudest and worst music. Wait... you know that game. Time to get back at that jerk. And maybe make friends with him too. You could always use a new gaming buddy. Besides his rage face is so cute.
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The barrier is broken, and the monsters of Underswap now live in Ebott city. You need a new maid for your house. The last one quit, just like every other one has before. It's not your fault... Ok so maybe it kinda is. Your house is really messy and, more importantly, you're a succubus and you drive all your maids crazy. The last one tried to murder their entire family in hopes of getting with you.... Still not your fault. Hopefully they send someone better next time. Someone who can withstand your natural allure. There's a ring at the door and you answer it to someone unexpected. Isn't this... the little monster you met the other day?
How do you teach a succubus about love when she lives in a world where she's always had everything she's ever wanted? How will Blue be able to handle someone as inappropriate and slothful as our reader?
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The Party Incident and Other Embarrassing Anecdotes by poubelle_squelette
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
07 Dec 2018
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"so how do you know papyrus?"
Too embarrassed to admit that you were a party crasher there for free food, you blurted the first thing that came to mind, "Oh, I'm, um, I'm dating his brother! But enough about me, how do you know Papyrus?"
The skeleton snickered, "oh, you didn't know? i'm the brother."
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18 Jun 2017
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You're a mostly shy and ill-mannered girl endlessly blaming the world for something you yourself aren't quite sure of. You hate that you're stuck being unhappy while the rest of society- monsters and humans alike- stroll along with their happy lives, unaware of your miserable state of dependancy. You envy others for their tenacity to survive the world when you can't...
Everything changes when you meet a tall skeleton monster with artisan spaghetti dreams, an anime-loving fish monster, and her much shorter lizard-monster girlfriend obsessed with Mew Mew Kissy Cutie. Can the three find a way to change your stone cold heart and bring you out of your monster-bigoted mindset? Or will you fall victim to living the same lonely life you've lived since the beginning?
On top of that, will a pun-loving skeleton still wary of this reality vanishing help you out with his friends? Or will he be the one to push you over the edge into misfortune?
WARNING: Reader is not a nice person in the beginning, and that is intentional. You will cringe. You will scream at the computer. Some characters may seem out of character, but that's intentional as well.
Really, REALLY Slow burn!
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18 Mar 2017
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"heya"
"Good morning may I help you?"
"yeah, i'd like a latte"
"Right away, your name is?"
"you could call me second best"A tall handsome skeleton breaks your heart, but don't worry he will help you settle for second best.
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13 Mar 2017
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You went to your late-Grandpa's lodge to get away from everyone and everything so you could spend the weekend recharging instead of having a melt-down. However, you never expected to find it filled with zombies!
Oh wait.
Those are just skeleton monsters. Turns out, they've been squatting in the neglected lodge for a while. And after the weekend, well.. you're going to need a place to stay, and the lodge is looking more and more appealing.
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05 Mar 2017