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    Harry and Ginny are married, but she abandoned him for her Quidditch career overseas. He is lonely and desperate for love and very interested in sleeping with a man.

    Then, one night at a party, Draco Malfoy whispers in his ear: Do you want to leave with me?

    Harry knows he should say no, especially since a scandal would ruin his chance at becoming Head Auror, but Malfoy is entirely too fit to pass up the opportunity.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    (Ian Stirling Voice)
    This summer… ten devastatingly attractive, drama-inclined singles are entering the villa with one goal in mind:
    to find love.

    We’ve got a single father footballer, a surgeon on sabbatical, two ex-model brothers who have some serious issues, and a bloke who I genuinely believe may have committed arson before.

    There’s flirting. There’s fighting. There's friendships.

    And all your favourite iconic challenges are back and better than ever.

    Who’s in it for love?
    Who’s in it for the brand deals?
    And who’s going to get mugged off before they even unpack their bag?

    OR

    a marauders love island au!!

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    08 Feb 2026

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    Living with the Weasleys after the war turns out to be more challenging than Harry could ever imagine. So, when he finally finds some peace and quiet in Andromeda’s cottage, he’s not going to give it up easily. Not even if it means he’s going to have to live under the same roof as that annoying blond git. Now, if only he didn’t have to look so bloody gorgeous it might have been a little easier.

    How Shakespeare, a crossword and a sleeping baby can turn enemies into friends, and maybe even friends into lovers.

    Drarry Award Nominee for Best Fic 2019 and Best Fic By A New Writer 2019.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    Harry was perfectly happy with his life until Hermione decided to set him up on a blind date.

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    25 Jan 2026

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    It all starts with a pair of chilly feet under Harry Potter’s bum.

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    24 Jan 2026