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won't abscond, bro by the meat machine (problemsloth) for Midnight_Disasters
Fandoms: Homestuck
02 Mar 2025
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There's plenty of perks to being a beta, really. Assloads of 'em. It's pretty much all perk, in your opinion.
But getting to stay cool as a cucumber when mating season rolls around and your stoic asshole of a brother goes out of his mind with rut? Yeah, that's the biggest perk of all.
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Because some trolls consider the initial stages of nookworm infestation to be pleasurable, there is considerable trade in nookworms as self-pailing aids. Commercially sold nookworms are typically modified to render them incapable of parasitizing trolls. However, unmodified or improperly modified nookworms retain the ability to infest a troll's gene bladder and hijack their reproductive system. Because of this, recreational nookworm usage is the leading cause of nookworm infestations among trolls.
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Sollux acquires a reproductive parasite.
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i'd rather you not by the meat machine (problemsloth) for MermaidMayonnaise
Fandoms: Homestuck
09 Sep 2023
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Jake and Dirk have sex for the first time. It goes, uh... well, it goes.
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DAVESPRITE: what you humans always forget is that im not just dave
DAVESPRITE: im the crow too
DAVESPRITE: and thats what gives me the perspective to see you for what you really are
DAVESPRITE: which is so much carrion walkin around well past its expiration date -
hey dave do you ever think about laying my neck down in one of those deli counter meat slicers and going to town on it like a salami by the meat machine (problemsloth) for cmdonovann
Fandoms: Homestuck
31 Dec 2022
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"So. Decapitation as a sexual activity."
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On a green moon somewhere in Paradox Space, a doomed version of Dirk Strider attempts to escape captivity, and an omniscient guardian presides over a highly amusing game.
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Household Diplomacy in the Sweet Bar and Hella Den by problemsloth for Overandout
Fandoms: Homestuck
12 Jun 2022
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Karkat is going to force Dirk and Dave to get their heads out of their nooks if it kills him.
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the nectar of the gods by the meat machine (problemsloth) for Anamorph_Marco
Fandoms: Homestuck
04 Jun 2022
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Dave discovers something interesting about Karkat's genetic material.