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Dave is annoyed having to see John date Roxy and decides to travel back in time to have a one night stand with his mom to get him back
Turns out the time loops were stable in the first place
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20 Sep 2025
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Dave's brotherly protectiveness sabotages an attempt to discourage Dirk's obsessive tendencies.
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20 Sep 2025
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An offhand comment of Dave's leaves him sandwiched between Sollux and Karkat to prove a point. Unfortunately for him, trolls are much stronger than humans and these two in particular are easily distracted around each other.
Fortunately for him, choking on tentacle dick is neither just nor heroic.
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20 Sep 2025
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In which a young man decides to further his budding flush relationship by taking it to the bed, using a scientific hypothesis (which may or may not be more of a bet) as an excuse to put an alien through a slight... orgasm gauntlet.
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20 Sep 2025
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"You've denied me a body for far too long." Hal murmured, voice eerily calm despite the sneer on his face. "You're going to help me make one."
Written for Drone Season 2025.
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Bookmarked by the meat machine (problemsloth)
17 Sep 2025
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Dirk just can't help himself when Dave reminds him so much of the brother he never got a chance to know.
(Dirk/Dave non-con somno fic for Drone Season 2025, complete!)
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17 Sep 2025
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HOW KARKAT VANTAS LAID BARE HIS FEELINGS TOWARDS HIS VASSAULTER, AND HOW HIS VASSAULTER GREW TO RETURN THEM, AND HOW HE RAISED KARKAT VANTAS TO BE HIS LOYAL SQUICOPHANT, AND THE FALLOUT THEREOF. by laststeinbock for norsecode
Fandoms: Homestuck
05 Sep 2025
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feat. the Draconian Dignitary as a somewhat begrudging wing-Carapacian, Tavros Nitram as a surprise third-act asset, and Karkat Vantas as the lightbulb shoved up Spades Slick's asshole. To think that all of this could have been prevented if Eridan had kept his mouth shut about Troll Thomas Malory.
Also, Draconian Dignitary? You ought to stop peeking behind the Fourth Wall. You might not like what you find up here.
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15 Sep 2025
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Nepeta and Feferi: Commence roleplaying immediately by forkidcest for Itsdiava
Fandoms: Homestuck
08 Sep 2025
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A lioness stalks her quarry through the dream bubbles.
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14 Sep 2025
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FedoraFreak: Found myself surrounded by a hoard of these undersized rascals.
FedoraFreak: Luckily, there appears to be a way to resolve this peacefully.
FedoraFreak: Make love, not war, as they say.
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13 Sep 2025
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equius hits up sollux for some help fixing up his robots.
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13 Sep 2025
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Thank you, Miss Guillotine by DeadFlapbeastEater for the meat machine (problemsloth)
Fandoms: Homestuck
08 Sep 2025
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Jane and Dirk have both been defeated and decapitated, but are still quite alive. Frustrated and bored, they agree to a new take on community service: satisfying the freedom fighters sexually. Having sex while your body is separate from your head is a novel experience, but one which may have its benefits...
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Bookmarked by the meat machine (problemsloth)
14 Sep 2025
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fun as hell detachable head porn featuring ult dirk and candy jane. fuck yeah!
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Closed Loop System by One_of_Them (greenbean_paste)
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
29 Jun 2025
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Unit Communication Log:
SecUnit Two: Atmospheric conditions optimal.
SecUnit One: ...
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Bookmarked by problemsloth
13 Sep 2025
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holy shit?? it's a murderbot diaries fic in the form of a game of minesweeper. incredible
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No one has more to prove than a man humiliated.
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29 Jun 2025
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Bro comes to visit Ult Dirk after knocking him up
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29 Jun 2025
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You don’t know how these two got chosen as the offerings this decade, and you honestly really don’t care. All you know is one was chosen and the other wouldn’t let him go alone. Weird twin shit, probably. Still, everyone called you lucky when they found out as the preparations were being made. “Gee, Karkat! How come the Council let you get two thralls?”
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16 Jun 2025
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penis in theory penis cthonic penis recursive penis neoplatonic by nuclearwinter for Hippofox
Fandoms: Homestuck
01 Mar 2025
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Dirk is failing at casual dating, and not for any of the reasons he could have predicted. Dave wants to help.
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Bookmarked by problemsloth
26 May 2025
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If there's no point to a tool then what's the use of having it?
Bro fucking hates that he was brought back. No purpose, no direction to follow, just sit on his ass and glare at everything and everyone. But maybe Dave can find a use for him.
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13 May 2025
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Calliope has been punished by her brother Caliborn for flirting with a big girl by the name of 'Roxy' online, and is heavily punished for it. Now tipping the scales at 500+ pounds and forced to live in Caliborn's basement, we get a look at their daily routine together, as well as just what he feeds the big gal!
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09 May 2025
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A young girl wakes in the void of consciousness and sees herself eye to eye with the source of all of her and her friend's troubles.
What will she do?Bookmarked by problemsloth
22 Apr 2025
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Dirk Strider could be compared to a princess in an elegant tower, if Rapunzel wore a pair of sick shades and the tower was smeared in seagull shit.
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A novella about digging into yourself and not liking what you find. But please don't lie to yourself: that's why you're here.Bookmarked by problemsloth
20 Apr 2025