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two strangers meet online and engage in a series of tense, provocative conversations that blur the lines between intellect, power, and obsession
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10 Apr 2025
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Reverse Uno Card: Remix by redsandoranges for the meat machine (problemsloth)
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 Feb 2025
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Your name is Dave Strider you’ve just resigned yourself.
No dissing on others who’ve found a way to be fine with their (your) condition but you’d hoped at some point during middle school you’d present the way your friends had.
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But what if it was Dirk instead?
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14 Mar 2025
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Dave and Rose hire a prostitute as a birthday treat.
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14 Mar 2025
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Davesprite has birdy problems. Hal helps.
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28 Feb 2025
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How to Make iOS Text Messages on AO3 by CodenameCarrot, La_Temperanza
Fandoms: No Fandom
10 Apr 2016
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This is a tutorial/live example on how to mimic iOS text messages on AO3 without the need to use images. There's also a chapter on how to have emojis displayed on AO3 as well.
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- Part 3 of AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials
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15 Feb 2025
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Rose has every intention of making this last, and while his aged counterpart seems content to play she-devil's advocate, Dirk is less easily convinced.
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21 Dec 2024
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“Goddammit, Bro,” Rose says hoarsely, and he sees her pressing a hand to her throat in his mind’s eye. “Do that again, and you’ll live to regret it.” It’s not an empty threat. Every time Bro “steps out of line”, whatever that means to Rose, she opts to punish him with a colorful array of implements that makes him both regret and anticipate her next lesson. Rose is just as sadistic as he is masochistic, which works well for them except for when it doesn’t. The older Rose becomes, the more she attempts to wrest the reigns of control from him — which forces him to put her in her place, and thus the cycle repeats.
Or: Rose sets out to demonstrate her dominance, and Bro reluctantly surrenders himself to her control.
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30 Nov 2024
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It was his decision to grow this part of her, not her own, but Rose was not complaining. She wasn’t praising him either. It had become a nightly ritual at this point. She would crawl into bed smelling like her jasmine and honey shampoo, her face freshly moisturized and her night cream applied. He would crawl in after her with a much different cream. He was her lover, her dear friend’s elder brother, and when it came to this issue, a little bit of an asshole.
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29 Nov 2024
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Dave gets caught posting dirty pics to the internet. Bro's idea of discipline goes horribly, terribly wrong.
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26 Nov 2024
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It's that time of year again - Kinktober! Chapters are unrelated, warnings will be put as needed.
1. Equius/Karkat
2. Aradia/Sollux
3. Damara/Kankri
4. Karkat/Kankri
5. Cronus/Grand Highblood
6. Jade/Karkat
7. Caliborn/Dirk/Jane
8. Rose/Kanaya ft. Dave
9. Bro/Equius
10. Porrim/Cronus (Warning: consensual body mod, needles)
11. Eridan/Sollux (Warning: helmsplay, suicidal ideation)
12. Bro/Dad Egbert
13. Damara/Cronus (Warning: soft vore, miniaturisation)
14. Dualscar/Her Imperious Condescension's voice
15. Darkleer/Grand Highblood
16. Spades Slick/Diamond Droog
17. Cronus/Feferi/Meenah
18. Grand Highblood/Kankri (Warning: chucklevoodoos)
19. Dad Egbert/Equius
20. Grand Highblood/Redglare
21. Aranea/Kankri (Warning: noncon, mindcontrol)
22. Dave/Jade/Nepeta
23. Rose/Equius
24. Hearts Boxcars/Diamonds Droog
25. Darkleer/Handmaid
26. Mituna/Latula/Porrim
27. Hal/Equius
28. Terezi/Nepeta
29. Equius/Tavros, ft Sollux
30. Equius/Bro/Jade
31. Gamzee/SolluxSeries
- Part 8 of Tumblr Fills
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22 Sep 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
i'm bookmarking this for the jane/dirk/caliborn in chapter 7, but i'm sure there's plenty of other excellent stuff in here
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Kuprum Maxlol discovers the Drone raffle and gets exactly what he wants.
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20 Sep 2024
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In which Sollux has a talent for being annoying, and Equius finally snaps.
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19 Sep 2024
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DAVE: yeah well
DAVE: next time you go pointing fingers about xenophobic porn addictions
DAVE: just remember that theres three pointing back at you- Language:
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16 Sep 2024
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Being a superstar Hollywood movie director has its perks. Fame. Fortune. Fondue cheese fountains. Fucking your kid without repercussions.
“How’s my little bro doing today,” you say. “Little tied up?”
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16 Sep 2024
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Would You Still Love Me If I Was A Worm? by redsandoranges for The_Shame_Basement
Fandoms: Homestuck
08 Sep 2024
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Dave's been noticing some changes in himself towards the positive side and he just can't stop feeling amazing.
He's fine.
Everything is fine.
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14 Sep 2024
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unreliable narrators PVP oh did i say PVP sorry i meant PWP (it's actually both) by Stickly for laststeinbock
Fandoms: Homestuck
19 Aug 2024
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ult dirk vs doc scratch - it's sexyman on sexyman violence; the winner gets the privilege of flexing his narrative supremacy!
but little do they know it is i, the author, who has the greatest narrative control over both of them as i use my horny little brain to make them FUCK because i am the most reliable narrator and i tell it like it is
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14 Sep 2024
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Give Me An Inch (And I'll Make It 5/8ths) by cryogenia for Lizardlicks
Fandoms: Homestuck
26 Aug 2019
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Your name is Karkat Vantas, your matesprit is wonderfully, terribly gravid, and you have no idea the fuck to sew a pillow.
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10 Sep 2024
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Cronus finally gets what he thinks he wants. It doesn't turn out well, or anything like he was expecting.
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31 Aug 2024
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Being alive (again) is hard.
Being alive and discovering a kink you never knew you had -- with the last troll you ever meant to see again -- is harder.
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- Part 1 of Fetishstuck
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30 Aug 2024
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fucking with the mystical technology of creation by Elendraug for FreakyHumanShit (Maim), , stunrunner
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 Apr 2016
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Each individual—barring inevitable accidents—comes into the world having a fixed span, and the triangles in us are originally framed with power to last for a certain time, beyond which no man prolong his life.
[...] But he who has been earnest in the love of knowledge and of true wisdom, and has exercised his intellect more than any other part of him, must have thoughts immortal and divine, if he attain truth, and in so far as human nature is capable of sharing in immortality, he must altogether be immortal; and since he is ever cherishing the divine power, and has the divinity within him in perfect order, he will be perfectly happy.
Or: Caliborn and Dirk fuck. ...their denizen.
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29 Aug 2024