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Ilya Rozanov has been drafted by Boston, the number one pick overall, but his father doesn't want him moving to America and so takes steps to block his visa. He's going to have to go back to Russia and stay there forever and that, thinks Shane Hollander, is wrong.
It's so wrong that Shane can't stop himself from doing something about it. Even though that something is the most reckless, the only reckless thing he's ever done in his life. He marries Rozanov in secret, to keep him out of Russia and put him on a path to Canadian citizenship.
Shane's got a five-year plan to get him there and when you have a plan nothing can go wrong. Right? Right. When you have a solid plan and a marriage that's on paper only there's no risk of feelings getting involved. Not on Rozanov's part and certainly not on Shane's.
Right???
(or, the story of how Shane Hollander fell in love with his own husband)
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Scott Hunter has known about Hollander and Rozanov ever since he clocked them making eyes at each other in their rookie season. They’ve not gotten any slicker in the years that follow and by this point Scott is frankly done with their bullshit. Done with it and tired of them and, frankly, just a little bit jealous.
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Paddy and Bill are snowed in together in a ski chalet in the French Alps. This may be the only thing that can get them to admit their feelings for each other.
Which they do. But they fuck about it first.
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So when Paddy, crossing the Place des Vosges one late summer afternoon, caught sight of a familiar, lanky figure reclining on one of the benches there and felt the old spark of interest light him up again, he was taken by surprise but he was not surprised. After all, he thought, he’d always quite fancied Bill Stirling.
Bill and Paddy meet for the first time before they’re ready for each other. The spark is there but everything else is wrong. They meet a second time and then a third but it isn’t until years later when their paths cross in Paris that they are both in a place where a relationship between them might work—if they can let go of the hurts and tragedies of their pasts and embrace the possibilities of a future together.
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“Who. The fuck. Are you?”
“Uh.” Bill scrambled to his feet then stood there, failing entirely in his efforts not to stare. “I’m Bill Stirling. David Stirling’s older brother. David sent me to fetch you.”
“Fetch me?” Paddy Mayne’s gaze raked over him, trailed slowly from his face down his body then back up to his face again. His eyes—deep blue, sharp and intelligent—met Bill’s. “Aye,” he drawled. “I reckon you could.”
Then that beautiful mouth curled into a smile
Oh, Bill thought. Oh no. Oh, fuck.Paddy and Bill drive the length of the UK, from Cornwall to Scotland, on their way to David's wedding. Numerous circumstances befall them along the way, including, much to their annoyance, falling in love.
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kiss me (like a lover) sting me (like a viper) by profdanglais
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
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Ilya’s lips purse, and he gets that look on his face that means he’s about to say something terrible.
“You are waiting for me to give you chocolate?” he asks, one of his eyebrows even more arched than usual. There it is.
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In which the Boston Raiders are playing the Montreal Metros on February 15th, and it's totally normal for Shane to spend Valentine's Day with his very casual situationship.
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10 Jan 2026
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They were only supposed to be hooking up. That’s what it was supposed to be. They were never supposed to become anything real.
Falling in love with Shane Hollander had never been part of the plan.
So he ends it.
Months later, during a heated game, one explosive check from Ilya sends Shane crashing to the ice and fighting for his life. As Shane lies on the edge of survival, Ilya is swallowed by guilt, terror, and the crushing realization that he walked away from the one person he can’t imagine losing, and that he might be too late to make it right.
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10 Jan 2026
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@MLHTracker by summerblood for arenasoundsystem (cutflowersounds)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Dec 2025
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MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 3 and unfollowed 0:✅ montrealmetros (The Montreal Metros)
✅ shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander)
✅ metrosworst (Worst Metros Plays)
⏎ 55 ⟳ 39 ♡ 732rozanov defender @gremlinroz
... alright who told ilya about the mlh tracker
⏎ 0 ⟳ 10 ♡ 63lea @rozanovsss
getting ready for the game on thursday i see... masterful trolling
⏎ 5 ⟳ 1 ♡ 37The history of Hollanov, primarily as seen through the MLH Tracker on Twitter.
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Ed's a small business owner having a midlife crisis; he gets stranded in a weird airport in the middle of the USA when his flight home to Auckland gets diverted. He doesn't know he's about to meet the love of his life.
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15 Apr 2023
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Of course the travel agency had chosen to send Ed on this work trip with his recently hired, newly divorced, absolutely devastatingly handsome colleague that he totally did not have a crush on.
But he couldn’t exactly hit on his coworker when they were stuck for weeks together in another country, despite the fact that it was actively driving him insane to be in such close proximity to him all the time.
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When Ed and Stede get lost in Iceland, they happen upon an eerie place, and have to deal with the consequences of being poisoned by a strange substance (cuddle pollen, it's cuddle pollen).
OFMD AUpril Day 8: Supernatural – Medicine – Fae/Folklore
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