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Ilya Rozanov has been drafted by Boston, the number one pick overall, but his father doesn't want him moving to America and so takes steps to block his visa. He's going to have to go back to Russia and stay there forever and that, thinks Shane Hollander, is wrong.
It's so wrong that Shane can't stop himself from doing something about it. Even though that something is the most reckless, the only reckless thing he's ever done in his life. He marries Rozanov in secret, to keep him out of Russia and put him on a path to Canadian citizenship.
Shane's got a five-year plan to get him there and when you have a plan nothing can go wrong. Right? Right. When you have a solid plan and a marriage that's on paper only there's no risk of feelings getting involved. Not on Rozanov's part and certainly not on Shane's.
Right???
(or, the story of how Shane Hollander fell in love with his own husband)
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Scott Hunter has known about Hollander and Rozanov ever since he clocked them making eyes at each other in their rookie season. They’ve not gotten any slicker in the years that follow and by this point Scott is frankly done with their bullshit. Done with it and tired of them and, frankly, just a little bit jealous.
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Paddy and Bill are snowed in together in a ski chalet in the French Alps. This may be the only thing that can get them to admit their feelings for each other.
Which they do. But they fuck about it first.
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So when Paddy, crossing the Place des Vosges one late summer afternoon, caught sight of a familiar, lanky figure reclining on one of the benches there and felt the old spark of interest light him up again, he was taken by surprise but he was not surprised. After all, he thought, he’d always quite fancied Bill Stirling.
Bill and Paddy meet for the first time before they’re ready for each other. The spark is there but everything else is wrong. They meet a second time and then a third but it isn’t until years later when their paths cross in Paris that they are both in a place where a relationship between them might work—if they can let go of the hurts and tragedies of their pasts and embrace the possibilities of a future together.
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“Who. The fuck. Are you?”
“Uh.” Bill scrambled to his feet then stood there, failing entirely in his efforts not to stare. “I’m Bill Stirling. David Stirling’s older brother. David sent me to fetch you.”
“Fetch me?” Paddy Mayne’s gaze raked over him, trailed slowly from his face down his body then back up to his face again. His eyes—deep blue, sharp and intelligent—met Bill’s. “Aye,” he drawled. “I reckon you could.”
Then that beautiful mouth curled into a smile
Oh, Bill thought. Oh no. Oh, fuck.Paddy and Bill drive the length of the UK, from Cornwall to Scotland, on their way to David's wedding. Numerous circumstances befall them along the way, including, much to their annoyance, falling in love.
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kiss me (like a lover) sting me (like a viper) by profdanglais
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
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Ed's a small business owner having a midlife crisis; he gets stranded in a weird airport in the middle of the USA when his flight home to Auckland gets diverted. He doesn't know he's about to meet the love of his life.
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15 Apr 2023
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Of course the travel agency had chosen to send Ed on this work trip with his recently hired, newly divorced, absolutely devastatingly handsome colleague that he totally did not have a crush on.
But he couldn’t exactly hit on his coworker when they were stuck for weeks together in another country, despite the fact that it was actively driving him insane to be in such close proximity to him all the time.
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When Ed and Stede get lost in Iceland, they happen upon an eerie place, and have to deal with the consequences of being poisoned by a strange substance (cuddle pollen, it's cuddle pollen).
OFMD AUpril Day 8: Supernatural – Medicine – Fae/Folklore
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08 Apr 2023
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Ed Teach is a brilliant student. And twenty three years old.
Ed Teach is dazzlingly beautiful. And twenty three years old.
Ed Teach had admitted to Stede in office hours that afternoon he found older men very attractive. Ed Teach had said this as his remarkable eyes rolled up and down Stede’s body. Ed Teach had leaned forward and the low, tattered scoop of his fashionable sleeveless shirt had revealed two flashing pieces of jewelry in each of his nipples.
And Ed Teach is twenty three years old.
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- Part 24 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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05 Feb 2023
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It’s almost like a tale that Ed is composing in the midnight hours. He wonders how it will end. He wonders if anyone would entertain a story about a pirate and his gentleman.
For years, Edward Teach dreamed of a young blond man with shy smiles and a wild, ridiculous nature. They could never speak to each other, but in the long run it didn’t matter. They could touch, they could feel. Then the dreams stop, and Ed is left adrift.
Were they dreams if Ed can remember the soft skin of the other boy’s hand in his? Is it real if his only friend is someone he met in solitude?
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- Part 4 of Pez's pre-canon gentlebeard stories
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02 Jan 2023
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“Hello my dearest,” Stede says into the phone, all in one relieved breath.
“Hey, hi love,” Ed gets out back, walloped by the sound of his voice.
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In which Ed is forced to be apart from Stede for an agonising week and a half, has a bad time, pines terribly, makes some friends of the human and non-human variety, cries, eats an inadvisable amount of sugar, cries some more, and is the recipient of a dashing rescue.
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- Part 1 of Cliff House Verse
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