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Currently a series of drabbles or vignettes of an OC, Hermes Hargreeves. Figured that since I was writing them, I might as well share. Tags and characters will be added as they appear.
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- Part 1 of Chasing It Down
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Of course, once Lewis knew, the whole town was in a stir. A mystery man was moving the old Fen place, and bringing a kid with him. Only time would tell what, exactly, the newcomers would be like. Certainly, in a town too small even to have its own elementary school, they would make some sort of impact.
Fic in progress: tags, characters, and pairings to be added as they arise. Summary subject to change.
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A conversation in the wake of revelation- one of many between equals.
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This is going to be a problem.
He's a washed-up hero in a broken suit his daddy built. Hand-me-down armor and a legacy he couldn't protect.
A hot washed-up hero with scars I want to trace with my tongue.
With abs I want to drag my nails down.
With a quiet strength that makes me want to see what it takes to make him break.
Fuck.
This is absolutely going to be a problem.
[Events of Dispatch as told by Invisigal. Post-canon stuff starts from Chapter 26]
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07 Nov 2025
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Robert Robertson is a man who puts himself in situations where powers would be pretty useful.
But he doesn't have them. What he does have is a mortal body made of breakable bones, cuttable skin, bruisable flesh, and other generally damageable stuff.
Maybe, at some point, he'll realize that he's got his limits. The way things are going, it's likely that the Z-team will identify them all before he does.“Hey Golem,” Invisigal called out. “What were you listening to while you were outside?”
Golem turned away from him to go join up with her, and Robert followed-- or he intended to. Something went wrong when he took a step to the side. He felt his body swaying.
“Woah.” Robert caught himself on the bench, next to Prism.
“Watch it,” said Prism. “The bar fight’s over, boy. Don’t go knocking yourself out now.”
Robert laughed under his breath. “Yeah, that would be stupid, huh.”- Language:
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07 Nov 2025
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This is a Kakashi-centric fan comic centering around the events that occurred when Kakashi was five years old, from his early graduation to his father’s suicide.
Please note that this is a story about a child soldier living in a world where being raised for war is commonplace, so there is a global content warning for this sort of child abuse, gore/violence, and death.
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09 Sep 2025
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Fact 1; Kakashi is now 1 week the last living Hatake.
Fact 2; Senju Tobirama, according to dusty old scrolls Kakashi finds in an old forgotten trunk, was apparently half Hatake himself.
Lonely and hurting, Kakashi grabs on to this fact with both hands and squeezes it so tightly to his aching heart that his hands begin to bleed.Or, still processing his father's suicide, Konoha's favorite baby genius finds out he's related to history's favorite baby genius and immediately starts projecting to cope
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- Part 5 of Wolves of the Woods
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09 Sep 2025
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His nose itches with the long dead scents of incense, saltwater, and spice but he doesn’t look back until -
A choked, “Kakashi?”
He closes his uncovered eye, takes a deep breath, and turns.
Three ghosts stare back.
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In this world, Team Minato returns as heroes.
(This time, there was no disgraced Hatake runt carrying the most prized doujutsu of the famed Uchiha clan, no questions of theft or accusations of treason, no doubts of Minato’s abilities as a teacher let alone Hokage, no back-stabbing comrade killers-
-no Kakashi.)
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26 Aug 2025