prosaicwonder



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  1. Summary

    Self-indulgent future AU where Florian and Kieran are adults and live in Paldea together. Not sure how many stories will be in this series, so I've marked it as complete in the meantime.

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  2. Summary

    Masseur!Lance and Office Worker!Shiro AU.

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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    Lazy mornings, messy hair, and the quiet kind of love Carmine never saw coming.

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    16 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 3

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    {XZero Week - Day 6 - Desire}
    Zero is very practical about sex and X is going to need to deal with that. At least until Iris points out Zero can, in fact, have sex with him.

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    18 Jul 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    Unfortunately, they seem to be very persistent. Yamato hopes he can just yell through the door for the person to stop. Maybe it'll be enough to scare them off.

    He doesn't get a chance to say anything, as a few seconds later, the door swings open to reveal the culprit. Yamato’s eyes widen.

    “What the hell?” Yamato says. “And here I thought you died!”

    “I got better.”

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    29 Sep 2024

  4. Rec *

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    For any creative writer out there that's having trouble managing their smut:
    Here's a lesson provided for the general welfare of the explicit fanfic community.

    Fucking: do it right.

    This is a comprehensive step by step guide to writing smut that includes M/M, F/M, and brief F/F, all written in 2nd person

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    1) start with a kiss
    a) rough, lusty, passionate, impulsive, (leads to fucking -preferably rough)
    b) loving, slow, sensual, (leads to love making) extra points if you add cuddles
    . . .
    7) slowly mark a trail of kisses, kitten licks, and teeth grazes down
    a) spread kisses, licks down/across their abdomen and down to their navel
    b) lightly teeth/nip their hip bones lightly and leave a trail of kisses and love bites further
    c) if there’s any other erogenous areas (sensitive spots) hit that shit up
    . . .
    20) gather them close
    a) exchange pleasantries, god knows how long you've known each other
    b) snuggle up and fall asleep in each other's arms, wake up and repeat process
    c) be a douche and treat them like it was a quick fuck, even if you know it's so much more

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    16 Jan 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 2

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    01 Sep 2024