prosaicwonder
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Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters: Scarlet & Violet | Pokemon Scarlet & Violet Versions
07 Sep 2024
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"... Do you know what you've just done?" Florian asked him, his voice deadly quiet.
Kieran's anger faltered for a moment as he followed Florian's gaze to the cracked Poké ball on the floor. He didn’t understand what Florian meant by that. "No, I don't know. And I don't care either—"
"That was Ogerpon's Poké ball."
Oh.
Oh, dear Arceus, no.
Or: Kieran and Florian fight and make up.
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- Part 2 of Let's Never Stop Loving (Each Other)
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Through the Storm by prosaicwonder
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters: Scarlet & Violet | Pokemon Scarlet & Violet Versions
31 Aug 2024
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"Well, are you going to join me or not?" Florian asked with a mischievous grin.
Kieran stared down at their joined hands before looking back at Florian. "You made that sound like we're a couple or somethin'..." he mumbled.
Well, that was definitely not what Florian was expecting to hear from the other boy, but it definitely didn’t bother him—not at all. "I wouldn't mind that," Florian said quietly.
At that, Kieran’s eyes widened and his mouth fell open. "What?"
One night, Florian gets an unexpected visitor.
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Of Sandwiches and Surprises by prosaicwonder
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Scarlet & Violet | Pokemon Scarlet & Violet Versions, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series)
23 Aug 2024
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Florian and Kieran’s anniversary is coming up soon, but Kieran has a misunderstanding.
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- Part 1 of Let's Never Stop Loving (Each Other)
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Crimson Petals and Shattered Memories by prosaicwonder
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Scarlet & Violet | Pokemon Scarlet & Violet Versions, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series)
18 Aug 2024
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As he ran through the hallway, he couldn’t stop thinking about Florian, Florian, Florian. Those scarlet blossoms were all for him; he could probably assemble an entire bouquet of them just for the other boy. But would Florian accept them? Was he really in love with Florian? Would Florian love him back? Nothing made sense anymore.
One day Kieran wakes up coughing flowers. Love is the only thing on his lips as he struggles to breathe.
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Say It to My Face by prosaicwonder
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Scarlet & Violet | Pokemon Scarlet & Violet Versions, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series)
07 Aug 2024
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He could feel Florian's hot gaze staring into his eyes, demanding an answer. "I can hear you muttering under your breath," he remarked. "If you've got something you want to say to me, you can say it to my face. It's okay."
Kieran gulped and tried again, but the words wouldn't come out. The words wouldn't even form in his brain. Instead, they came tumbling out his mouth before he could even comprehend what he was saying. "I… I think you’re beautiful."
Kieran finally decides to confess to Florian.
Recent series
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Let's Never Stop Loving (Each Other) by prosaicwonder
Fandom: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Scarlet & Violet | Pokemon Scarlet & Violet Versions
07 Sep 2024
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Self-indulgent future AU where Florian and Kieran are adults and live in Paldea together. Not sure how many stories will be in this series, so I've marked it as complete in the meantime.
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Masseur!Lance and Office Worker!Shiro AU.
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Since We're Alone by esp3onsol
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series), Pocket Monsters: Scarlet & Violet | Pokemon Scarlet & Violet Versions
22 Aug 2025
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Lazy mornings, messy hair, and the quiet kind of love Carmine never saw coming.
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16 Sep 2025
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{XZero Week - Day 6 - Desire}
Zero is very practical about sex and X is going to need to deal with that. At least until Iris points out Zero can, in fact, have sex with him.- Language:
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18 Jul 2025
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Together by DigitalMaeMae
Fandoms: Digimon - All Media Types, Digimon Adventure, Digimon Adventure: Last Evolution Kizuna - Fandom
20 Sep 2024
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Unfortunately, they seem to be very persistent. Yamato hopes he can just yell through the door for the person to stop. Maybe it'll be enough to scare them off.
He doesn't get a chance to say anything, as a few seconds later, the door swings open to reveal the culprit. Yamato’s eyes widen.
“What the hell?” Yamato says. “And here I thought you died!”
“I got better.”
Bookmarked by prosaicwonder
29 Sep 2024
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The Right Way to Stick a Dick (A Smut How to Guide for the Struggling Author) by katejay
Fandoms: No Fandom, any fandom
21 May 2015
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For any creative writer out there that's having trouble managing their smut:
Here's a lesson provided for the general welfare of the explicit fanfic community.Fucking: do it right.
This is a comprehensive step by step guide to writing smut that includes M/M, F/M, and brief F/F, all written in 2nd person
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1) start with a kiss
a) rough, lusty, passionate, impulsive, (leads to fucking -preferably rough)
b) loving, slow, sensual, (leads to love making) extra points if you add cuddles
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7) slowly mark a trail of kisses, kitten licks, and teeth grazes down
a) spread kisses, licks down/across their abdomen and down to their navel
b) lightly teeth/nip their hip bones lightly and leave a trail of kisses and love bites further
c) if there’s any other erogenous areas (sensitive spots) hit that shit up
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20) gather them close
a) exchange pleasantries, god knows how long you've known each other
b) snuggle up and fall asleep in each other's arms, wake up and repeat process
c) be a douche and treat them like it was a quick fuck, even if you know it's so much moreBookmarked by prosaicwonder
16 Jan 2018
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FriedexAmethio-Canon Divergence Au by AnnPatata
Fandom: Pocket Monsters (2023) | Pokemon - Horizons, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pokemon Horizons: The Series (Anime 2023)
08 Aug 2023
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01 Sep 2024