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“The dead do not give up their secrets.”
“You're not dying here,” says Bard, with such conviction it nearly makes Thranduil recoil. “We’ll outlast the orcs, get you to the healers’ tent.”
“So I can meet my end there, instead? Your optimism is… astonishing."
“You can't die, Thranduil.”
Thranduil almost laughs again in his pain-hazed delirium. He is speaking with all the clarity of a drunkard, now— a comparison more apt than he'd like to admit. “Does this look like a healthy wound to you? Every minute the contaminant remains in my body, the poison spreads. It will kill me, Dragonslayer, it does not need your permission for that.”
or: Thranduil has sex again. Bard is just trying to save his life.
OR: The (accidental) wound fingering & elf marriage fic, take it or leave it. -
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My contribution to Barduil Secret Santa 2024, inspired by BiSquared's wonderful fic Kairos.
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Decade and One by bishkebab, pseudohades
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
15 Dec 2024
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When a fateful encounter reunites newly-widowed Bard with the stripper from his best friend's bachelorette party - also a single father - an impulse offer begins a decade of friendship neither would have anticipated. But when Thranduil's past comes back to haunt him in the form of an unexpected visitor, he and Bard begin a farce that might become more complicated than they originally thought.
Written by bishkebab for THAUC 2024. Includes art by pseudohades.
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1.) Thranduil is a stripper in another country and Bard gets a dance from him when there for a Bachelor's party. Years later they end up in the same place.
2.) Thranduil's partner left him and baby Legolas. When she tries to get back in their life years later, Thranduil says he is in a relationship with his best friend Bard. They are both in love but think it's unrequited.Note: contains themes of prostitution, drug abuse, and homophobia. See author's notes for more detailed content warnings.
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- Part 1 of Decade and One Verse
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Bard takes his kids out for their monthly hunt when an encounter with a giant spider goes terribly wrong (or terribly right depending on who you ask).
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"I am considering," Thranduil continues, still stroking his arm, "a few…alternative ideas, but I wanted to know if you would be open to exploring, ah…" he hesitates. "Gender," he says at last.
"Gender?" repeats Bard automatically. "I hardly know 'er!"
He's immediately forced to roll away, protecting his face with his arms, to avoid being suffocated with Thranduil's pillow.
"I have changed my mind," Thranduil tells him, sulkily. "Maybe you are not deserving of librarian role play after all."Or, Thranduil gets reading glasses and they do sex about it.
(Takes place 5 years after the events of Decade and One.)
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- Part 2 of Decade and One Verse
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Wriothesley, a janitor at a research facility in Fontaine, leads a life of routine and anonymity. Haunted by memories of his own past, he keeps his head down and adheres to the rigid structure of his work, until he discovers a tortured creature who reminds Wriothesley of the horrors he once endured himself. The sight ignites a spark in him, and he becomes determined to free the creature, believing it might also liberate him from the shackles of his own history.
Bookmarked by pseudohades
02 Jun 2025
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A breath of fresh air and technical competency in this ship tag. Captivating. Many, many feels. I read it all in one sitting.
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Eigengrau by Hrodbairhteins
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
05 Jan 2025
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Legolas sits across from him at the dinner table, no doubt watching him bent over his plate, picking at his mushrooms with his fingers, his hair matted and unkempt, and exclaims, „Dude, you’re really bringing the vibe down.“
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In which a blinded Thranduil is set up by his son to support the local fishermen's union, not knowing his former lover is the man in charge. Of course, Thranduil is totally over him.Bookmarked by pseudohades
06 Jan 2025
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Incredibly touching, and I love the idea of an (almost) fully blind Thranduil.
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Held in the Court of Winter by FoxtrotFiction
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
02 Oct 2025
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Bard finds an elvish jewel and returns it due to its size and wonders at its possible significance, but he quickly gets snowed into Mirkwood, and he's stuck with Thranduil for nearly a week.
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- Part 1 of Barduil in Seasons
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02 Oct 2025
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I don't usually read G-rated fic, but this one was very sweet and written well!