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    Five Thousand Days Of Summer by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types  

    07 Dec 2025

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    5 times Geralt tried to figure out who Jaskier’s love poetry was about, and one time he did

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    He read some other bits from the book on his way to Kaer Morhen. Maybe because the Path was too silent without Jaskier’s constant chatter or because he secretly hoped to find some proof of the bard’s bullshit.
    The fresh ink on the endpaper said in wavy cursive:
    “Dear Eskel,
    Knowing that my words have touched the heart of a discerning reader such as yourself fills me with joy. And your brother knows nothing! I did mean every word of this book.
    Have a warm winter,
    Dandelion”
    Geralt smiled and flipped the page to the dedication he’d never noticed before.
    "To my Beloved, who will never read these words."

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    23 Dec 2025

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    Geralt and Jaskier's Brothel Adventures by

    Fandoms: The Witcher (TV)  

    21 Jun 2020

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    Geralt and Jaskier visit a brothel together.

    Because there's no chance that might awaken anything in either of them, right?

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    12 Jan 2025

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    you were always gold to me by

    Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types  

    08 Feb 2020

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    After spending ten years behind bars for getting caught up in the wrong crowd while trying his hardest to be a worthy father to his little daughter, Geralt takes up a job at a swanky garden center owned by the bubbly and charismatic man of many yellow flower names. The rest, they say, is just gravity.

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    31 Dec 2024

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    A Little Human Contact by

    Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)  

    19 Jun 2020

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    Geralt has now been officially divorced for longer than he has been married. Eskel and Lambert celebrate by buying him a session with a professional cuddler named Jaskier. Sometimes a little human contact can change everything

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    31 Dec 2024

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    End OTW Racism | Steve Rogers at 100: Celebrating Captain America on Film by , , , , ,

    Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    11 May 2014

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    “Heil Hydra,” the enemy agent shouts.

     

    “Heil this, motherfucker,” says Captain America, shooting off a rocket.

    Steve and Bucky find out Hollywood has been busy since they went away. A historical survey, including but not limited to: one set of exploded genitals, a brief interlude in France, Mel Gibson and other masterworks of casting, eight Academy awards, several dinosaurs, and something Tony Stark has ominously dubbed “the masterpiece.” Art included.

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    16 Oct 2019