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good old fashioned lover boys by obihoebikenobi, puncertainty
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse)
01 Mar 2025
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“I’ve told you a hundred times, I will use the fucking coupons. And you can still get me a free library card, I’d like that.”
Logan looked back down at his book, pretending to read, trying to ignore Wade’s red-hot, irritated gaze burning a hole in his chest.
“It’s fucking February twelfth. February–fucking–twelfth!”
“And?”
Wade was truly a relentless creature, scoffing at Logan and turning on his heel, winding himself in a little circle of rage.
“And? I gave you six whole weeks to enjoy me in my most transactional form and you haven’t even looked at what you’re missing out on. Not to mention, I spent an entire seven minutes putting that bitch together for you. I even had to venture into Al’s drawer of horrors for the pipe cleaner and not even god himself could have paid me enough to do that willingly on any other occasion.”
(Wade gave Logan a set of coupons for Christmas set to expire on Valentine's Day. Logan waits until that day to use them all at once. Cue tooth-rotting fluff. And sex, of course.)
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And they were NEIGHBORS!
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What’s worse than a forced partnership with the greatest bane of your wretched existence (after Pansy, of course) and the world’s most insufferable golden boy (to whom you have the huge displeasure of owing your life)? Well—
—it would probably have to be the sick, sick smile that spreads across one Blaise Zabini’s ugly mug to mark the beginnings of what must be a very long and convoluted scheme.
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[Artwork] Brave Though the Stars They Make Me by puncertainty
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Sep 2021
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Artwork for Brave Though The Stars They Make Me.
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it's leading me on, every time we touch by m4zzyst4r (cinematicghibli)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
12 Nov 2025
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Eddie wears it like a brand.
Steve’s warmth. He touched me, Eddie thinks. He touched me.
It wasn’t cold.
Somebody touched him and it didn’t feel cold. Didn’t hurt.
Fat lot of good it does, other than add yet another memory to- yearn? pine? despair?- over, but still. It’s something. It’s everything, maybe.
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eddie comes out of the upside down with a missing nipple, an inability to warm up, and a beginning-to-get-concerning increase in his adverse reaction to touch. worse, still- steve harrington's magic hands appear to be his own personal cure-all.
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- Part 1 of it's affection (always)
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13 Nov 2025
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“He’s insane.” Max whispers.
“He’s awesome.” Dustin grins.
“He’s hot.” Eddie laments.
The two kids whip toward him. Dustin furrows his brow. “What?”
“He’s not.” Eddie amends. “I said he’s not. Not awesome.”
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Eddie gets to experience the junkyard scene and helps take care of Steve in the aftermath.
The kids are there too. Menaces (affectionate).- Language:
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05 Nov 2025
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[podfic] Five Times Steve Surprises Eddie by reena_jenkins
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
07 Mar 2025
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“Face it, Harrington,” Eddie says, and puts his hands on his hips, before jutting his weight out. “We are some kind of after-school dads, my friend… Extra-curricular fathers. A real pair of paternal putzes.”
“You’re just saying that ‘cos you don’t wanna drop them home,” Steve retorts. (Which is also true.)
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When Steve gets trapped in the Upside Down, Vecna offers him a deal: become lieutenant of the monster armies and gain some of Vecna’s power, in exchange for being the bait to lure his friends back to rescue him. Steve takes the deal, believing wholeheartedly in the Party’s ability to save him and finally kill Vecna, but discovers quickly that his power to infiltrate the memories and dreams of people in the real world is very limited; in fact, he can only visit one person in his new monster form.
Thus begins Steve’s haunting of Eddie Munson, who, coincidentally, has been in love with Steve since they started secretly hooking up after a Halloween party in 1984.
Or: Steve is Kas, and also Eddie's secret boyfriend.
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13 Jun 2025
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till it hits you in the head by ilipbutstranger (ilip13)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
26 Apr 2025
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"Ugh, Harrington, you’re really… You’re so horribly straight, aren’t you."
"What’s that supposed to mean?!"
"It means…" Eddie drops his hands and takes a deep breath and when he looks at Steve his face looks… different. None of that usual Eddie attitude. In a voice much softer, eyes cast low, he says, "It means, when a guy tells another guy that they’re gay, it’s often because… Jesus fucking Christ." He sighs, rubs his hand over his jeans, swallows. "I’m into you. That’s all."
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It's the summer after Vecna, everyone is figuring their shit out, and Steve learns that Eddie Munson is apparently into him.
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- Part 4 of ilip writes steddie
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02 Jun 2025