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    Porsche was done. He was so fucking done with all of this bullshit. Ever since he got involved with the MOB, he didn’t know what peace was, and he got used to it, but this right now was really too much.

    Fucking time travel! He absolutely hated any form of crazy and out of pocket situations because it always seemed to find him, an unlucky bastard.

    “Well, this is certainly a situation only you could get involved with.” The bastard commented, rolling his eyes at him.

    “Shut the fuck up!” Porsche exclaimed.

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    Or: Porsche time travels and has absolutely no fun.

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    02 Jul 2025

  2. Rec *

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    Leon is hoisted high into the air, pinned against the wall as those fingers squeeze inexorably, sealing off his air.

    Suddenly his body decides it is not so stunned after all. Wiggling in the monster's grasp, he tries to pry its fingers from his throat with both hands. He might as well be trying to bend iron bars; all he manages to do is scrape his own neck bloody. 

    He hooks one leg over the monster's arm, using it for leverage so he can bring his other foot right into its nose. It’s like kicking granite. Stomping only seems to piss the monster off, and when he grinds the sole of his boot into its leathery skin it grabs his foot and holds it away. 

    Leon can feel himself weakening. His head feels like an over-inflated balloon; distant and swollen with trapped blood. Gray patches crowd the corners of his eyes, unfurling into complete blackness as his consciousness fades.

    So this is how it ends…

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    30 Mar 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 52

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    18 Jul 2024

  4. Rec *

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    Harry never imagined that he'd find himself cooperating with Voldemort, but that was before the two of them were locked in a room without their magic and ordered to have sex by a very angry mirror.

    But that was just the beginning... An unexpected truce, a rival Dark Lord with a mysterious agenda, and an unforeseen love continue to alter the destinies of Lord Voldemort and Harry Potter long after their encounter with the Mirror.

    (Or: a crack-y f*ck-or-die fic that grew feelings and a plot. Takes place early in Deathly Hallows.)

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    09 Jul 2024

  5. Rec *

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    Stiles is an unbonded spark, so he's been dealing with courting alphas since he was ten. It's gotten a lot worse since he turned sixteen. Some are assholes, some are nice, but Stiles hasn't wanted to spend the rest of his life bound to any of them.

    When Derek Hale shows up at his school, Stiles expects him to be just another asshole alpha attempting to buy him with expensive gifts. But Derek Hale puts no effort whatsoever into his courtship gifts. Stiles ought to be offended but instead he finds it refreshing.

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    04 Jul 2024