queensnarf
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Karkat Vantas moved to Earth for his own safety and wants nothing more than to graduate college in peace. The universe has other plans.
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- Part 1 of "Universe"-ity Series
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Okay, you had some idea this would happen. A lot of ideas that this would happen. Many context clues hinting at the fact that pushing that button would result in literally one outcome staring right in front of you. But, still, no idea.
Dave makes a discovery with the alchemiter. Motherfucking shenanigans ensue.
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Kanaya has just entered her first non-quadrant relationship with a human and would prefer to keep it that way. The story of Rose and Kanaya's relationship and how it grows during their time in university.
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- Part 2 of "Universe"-ity Series
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Dave takes Karkat to see a sunrise.
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It was pretty common knowledge around the mortals that you had to be wary of tradespeople. Not that they were all malicious or anything, but when you lived next door to beings with that much power, it paid to be careful.
The problem is Dave Strider is not very careful.
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- Part 1 of the trades of clay and gold
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Dave Strider, human, crash lands on Alternia after deciding to play a game with his good friend Rose.
Karkat Vantas, troll, finds a bleeding alien in his hive just as morning is breaking.
What ensues is the strangest rollercoaster of relationships and shenanigans that either of them have ever experienced.
Come on down and see some Dave on Alternia tomfoolery. More chapters on the way.
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Karkat has had a shitty life and has had to bust his ass for everything he has. He has no patience for spoiled, delusional, lazy people and this is exactly what he thinks Dave Strider is. They get paired up together for a project in their college English class and when Karkat accidently learns that Dave is fighting to keep custody of his younger brother Dirk, he learns that he may have been completely wrong about Dave and shouldn't have judged a book by it's cover. A story of two damaged boys coming to each others rescue and growing as people. <3
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- Part 1 of Covers
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“Wow, man,” still hot grocery store guy says. “Those are definitely some strong opinions that you’ve got there. About self-checkout machines, and also uh. Capitalism.”
“I multitask,” you snap, and then immediately wince because that was an asshole move and Past Karkat is a fucking idiot and you figure that you should at least explain yourself a bit before fucking off to wallow in the sweet, sweet embrace of masturbatory self-recrimination for the foreseeable future. Also, you wanna keep ranting because some of that was good and you need to mine this for future arguments when you need a witty retort and can’t fucking think of anything. You believe in recycling- spew shit responsibly, kids.
Anyways.
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- Part 1 of whatever fate’s got in store
Bookmarked by queensnarf
23 Mar 2022
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Cannot even begin to express how incredibly fucking funny this fic is you will not regret reading this for even a second
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Karkat Vantas didn’t go to goddamn medical school to treat drunk teenagers that brained themselves stupid at Action Park. In fact, he didn’t go to medical school at all, which was weird considering he’s the head of first aid for the park.
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In which Karkat makes a bet that Dave can’t last the whole summer without getting injured on the job. Unfortunately, they happen to work in the most dangerous amusement park in North America, so the odds are stacked against him.
(1980s Action Park AU)
Bookmarked by queensnarf
11 Mar 2023
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Very very charming and super sweet and silly I loved it