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"For what is a man, what has he got? - If not himself, then he has naught - To say the things he truly feels - And not the words of one who kneels - The record shows I took the blows - And did it my way"
Following the finale, the hotel and the Vees decide to forbid the now-free Alastor and the now-subdued Vox from seeing each other after the stunt they’ve pulled, afraid they’d cause more trouble for hell.
But obsessive hatred runs quite deep, and if the two can’t find a way to ruin each other’s lives in hell, they’d risk everything to find another way in another place.
Somewhere out there exists a universe in which Alastor and Vox are as close in every sense as possible. Geographically, temporally, emotionally. An alternative version of Al and Vincent on Earth in the modern times. One day, they begin to get spontaneously possessed by their demon counterparts, whose plan consists of tormenting each other in their bodies.
Their possessions won’t always be timely consistent, leading to a few teeny-tiny... mishaps.
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25 Oct 2026
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The Family You Choose (is better?) by number1trashenthusiast
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
12 Apr 2026
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Lilith has returned. She has all the cards in her hands and Alastor's invisible leash wrapped around her perfect fingers - but no one who has played poker with Alastor would suggest counting him out before the game is over.
Alastor has faced some of the greatest evils that have ever existed - has stood firm in back alleys against overlords stronger than him, has several times dodged exorcist spears and even divine guitars.
He is NOT going to be defeated by a fucking HOTEL ROOM and the desperate housewife from HELL.
Alternative summary: Alastor spends a sizeable amount of time locked in single combat with a hotel room door, Vaggie grows as a person, Lucifer Morningstar is Very Concerned that his ex-wife and current-whatever may be getting along too well, Charlie spends a lot of time being confused, Frederick von Eldrich comes out of retirement with style, the Archangel Michael develops a headache, and Vox attempts to de-bug his conscience.
There are also copious musical references for no good reason whatsoever.
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- Part 2 of The Friends that Ruin You
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- English
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- 291,988
- Chapters:
- 40/40
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23 Oct 2026
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In 1933 Alastor manages to summon a demon with a rectangular, glowing head who keeps staring at him like he can't decide between tearing him apart and worshipping him at his feet.
Meanwhile, Vox just blew up himself and the entire universe and suddenly stands before a second chance. He simply has no idea what that second chance entails.
In other words: The demon Vox and human Alastor time travel roadtrip fic that spiralled and suddenly gained a plot
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- English
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- 137,468
- Chapters:
- 16/?
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16 Sep 2026
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暗部卡在灭族之夜不断重生。
长发堍x暗部卡，中篇HE。
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- Part 2 of 带卡长篇合集
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- 中文-普通话 國語
- Words:
- 182,492
- Chapters:
- 29/29
- Comments:
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- 326
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02 Sep 2026
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In their first life, Hatake Kakashi believes that he is the cause of all of Uchiha Obito’s misfortunes. If they hadn’t met at all— Tobi would have lived a better life, not like this, drowning this fake world under Infinite Tsukiyomi.
So Kakashi turns back time to prevent the world's destruction, and give Uchiha Obito everything he wanted too. “Here damn. Here’s your perfect world— Rin’s alive, you’re Hokage, the village loves you.”
Kakashi succeeds, he paid his debts to Tobi. This entire world is his apology to Tobi.
Then Kakashi walks away, leaves the continent, and builds a new life where the past can’t reach him.
…. Tobi has a bone to pick with Kakashi in all three lifetimes. Stupid, idiot, Bakashi. Do you think this is what I wanted?
or: Kakashi spends two lifetimes running away from his trauma. Tobi (his trauma) spends one lifetime catching up. Unfortunately
(The time traveller Kakashi x Tobi nobody asked for)
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18 Aug 2026
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In one Universe, it's Momochi Zabuza who kills an entire graduation class to prove a point.
In this one, it's Hatake Kakashi.
Or: What if Kakashi was born in Kiri instead of Konoha?
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- English
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- 208,411
- Chapters:
- 29/?
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- 642
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Bookmarked by rapids03
12 Aug 2026
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HP Paro，斯莱特林土X拉文克莱卡
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- Part 1 of 跟死对头打赌输了就在舞会上
Bookmarked by rapids03
10 Aug 2026
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*补档
正道大会，群英聚首。魔修内轮鸢百无聊赖地盘坐在梁架上，听着下方的陈词滥调。他本要在大会结束时对正道宣战，但在余光瞥见木叶宗那一袭白衣仿若不坠尘世的剑修时，他口干舌燥，鬼使神差改变了主意。仙侠au，土失忆，先婚（✓）后爱（？）
章节预警：第六章圆房，cuntboy，扇批不小心误删了前面几章不得不重发，我要哭了，以前给我的长评啊啊啊啊啊啊对不起啊啊啊……啊啊啊……
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10 Aug 2026
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CP：宇智波带土 x 旗木卡卡西
Summary：入职警署第五年，我和杀人魔恋爱了。
设定参考《Dexter》。Bookmarked by rapids03
09 Aug 2026
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Do Ninjas Believe in Magic? by kanna666summon
Fandoms: Naruto, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Jun 2020
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Obito gets his letter from Hogwarts.
He begins his magical journey, complete with awkward adolescent crushes, life-threatening scenarios and an irritatingly smart, impossibly RUDE Slytherin who wears a mask for some reason (probably to hide his ugly mug).
What a jerk!
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07 Aug 2026
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带土是个不务正业的热门直播主，卡卡西是正教授，在高中离别之后再次重逢，会发生些什么样的故事呢？
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- 中文-普通话 國語
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- 233,184
- Chapters:
- 59/59
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06 Aug 2026
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战争结束后的五年，远离忍者世界的西边荒漠里，名叫‘阿飞’的男人过着寻常人一般的生活。
直到某天，那个早已告别的人再次找上了他......
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原作背景的战后存活if，有（捡的）娃，以及大量捏造火学设定。- Language:
- 中文-普通话 國語
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- 180,109
- Chapters:
- 37/?
- Comments:
- 497
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- 684
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Bookmarked by rapids03
06 Aug 2026
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“几个小时后，他会定下明天最早的航班。宇智波带土回国的消息会在二十分钟后传回家族耳中，并引发一场不小的动静——担心他改变主意回来争家产。对此不开心的还有白绝，接下来的一周，所有工作骤然压在他的身上，天天累得两眼发直，险些真的篡位。而晓那边，所有人过惯了老板不在的好日子，天天迟到早退，接着就被突然回国的老板抓个正着，整顿纪律，一时怨声迭起。
不过这些都是以后要操心的事了，现在他分不出半点心思考虑未来。
因为自宇智波带土出生起，直到三十二年十个月零二十一天后的今日，他一直在等这通电话。”
已完结，HE，现代au，车祸失忆出国狗血大放送
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- Part 1 of 【带卡】什么这就是传说中的神威侠侣吗之长篇
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- 中文-普通话 國語
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- 136,578
- Chapters:
- 40/40
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Bookmarked by rapids03
06 Aug 2026
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abo，生子
土a卡o，两土一卡
可能含ntr（带土ntr了带土）
有路人单方面喜欢带土或卡卡西提及，完全不影响带卡两个人的关系和感情，他们的亲密情感世界里只有彼此
是HESeries
- Part 1 of 黄血
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- 中文-普通话 國語
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- 229,912
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- 61/?
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04 Aug 2026
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六年前，他把自己的生命送给卡卡西，从此便只剩一副骨架，再也拿不出任何东西。
正文和番外均已完结 祝各位安好- Language:
- 中文-普通话 國語
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- 4/4
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04 Aug 2026
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Giữa thời đại võ gia nắm quyền lực tuyệt đối, đứa trẻ duy nhất còn lại của nhà Hatake cứ ngỡ được gia tộc samurai cao quý bậc nhất là Uchiha bảo vệ che chở, chẳng thể ngờ khi lớn lên lại bị cuốn vào vòng xoáy ân oán nợ nước thù nhà hiểm ác, không ít lần gặp hoạ sát thân.
Uchiha Obito, cháu trai của gia chủ, là một tên điên, Hatake Kakashi cũng là một tên điên. Hai kẻ điên với thân phận khác biệt sẽ làm thế nào để chống lại nghịch cảnh, chống lại cả thế gian, để đến được với nhau giữa thời cuộc bung bét như vậy?
Amidst Japan sengoku era where the warrior class held absolute power, the sole surviving heir of the Hatake clan believed he was under the protection of the noble Uchiha samurai family. Yet, as he grew, he found himself swept into a vicious vortex of vendettas and political strife, repeatedly facing life-or-death situations.
Uchiha Obito, the nephew of the clan head, is a madman; Hatake Kakashi is also a madman. How will the two madmen being worlds apart in status, defy adversity and the entire world to find each other amidst such tumultuous chaos?
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- Part 2 of Broken Blade
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- Tiếng Việt
- Words:
- 332,341
- Chapters:
- 62/?
- Comments:
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04 Aug 2026
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"—not kill him, understood?!" Obito growls in exasperation.
There's a displeased grunt and the sound of metal clicking against teeth.
"As much as I would like to agree with you, Genma," Raidō tries civilly, "we can use him for information. I just don't... I just don't understand why he's dressed in pajamas..."
There's a prolonged silence following that statement. Kakashi can practically feel their eyes burning into his skin. It isn't his fault that he ended up here, he doesn't even know how or why it happened in the first place, so if he is dressed for sleep, then the guys should cut him some slack.
Or Kakashi wakes up in a different world and he isn't sure if he likes what he finds there.
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- 119,860
- Chapters:
- 21/24
- Collections:
- 8
- Comments:
- 674
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04 Aug 2026
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Obito only has one goal, to graduate and then leave the god forsaken town for good. All those faces, the judgmental eyes, the laughter, the ridicule, years of pretending they don’t affect him, he’s absolutely sick of it all. He wants nothing more than to leave that miserable place controlling his every will. That is until he meets Kakashi, a boy whose world is more than meets the eye.
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- Chapters:
- 25/25
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04 Aug 2026
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“Who are you? There are very few shinobi of your calibre that we don’t know about yet. Especially someone as old as yourself,” Little Kakashi demands.
“Yeah, you look even older than sensei,” mini-Rin chimes in from behind mini-Kakashi, crouching next to mini-Obito.
He’s a little offended. If Minato is considered old at twenty-three, then Kakashi is practically a fossil. Apparently, none of these kids understand the concept of living past like, fifteen.
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Hatake Kakashi had honestly (and perhaps naively) thought he’d already hit his midlife crisis by the time he’s thirty-two. Being pushed into the Hokage hat after a war tended to do that to one.
But finding himself almost twenty years in the past (parallel universe/elaborate genjutsu/weird drug induced coma?) probably takes the cake for the most insane twist of fate.
OR: Kakashi wakes up twenty years in the past, with the chance to save all his loved ones from their deaths, and himself from tragedy.
(THERE IS NO PEDOPHILIA OR GROOMING IN THIS WORK. They are both consenting adults when the romance begins)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 144,997
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 195
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Bookmarked by rapids03
04 Aug 2026
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Kakashi Hatake never returned from Kannabi Bridge. Having sacrificed himself for the sake of his teammates, he is presumed dead in the wake of Iwa's attack.
ANBU Crow is called to Danzo Shimura's office with a mission assignment and a proposition. When he's put in charge of Danzo's latest fixation, he's not sure what he sees staring back at him.
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Kakashi is used by Danzo as a test subject. When he's finally located, he's no longer the person he once was.
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- Part 1 of Team Jiraiya
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 62,619
- Chapters:
- 12/?
- Comments:
- 420
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Bookmarked by rapids03
04 Aug 2026