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The Dual POV Dramione Bake Off AU fic
“I need to tell you that it is possible to be very frightened of something, and for that thing to happen, and for it to still be okay. Better than okay. It’s possible to have your worst fear realised, and to find there is joy and rhubarb and ginger on the other side.”
- Ella Risbridger***
Hermione Granger enters the Bake Off tent on a drunken decision to take back some control over her life, and to try and find a little bit joy amongst all her work. Draco Black enters the bake off tent to try and get away from his family’s name and reputation. What happens when, despite all their squabbling, they enact a deal to help them both through the coming weeks?
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The Lion, The Wizard, and the Broom Cupboard by rattlebag
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Mar 2026
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Hermione Granger is returning to Hogwarts for her 8th year armed with a list, and a plan.
She is going to have fun, and she will not let her grief, or the aching distance between her and her friends, or the fact that her parents hardly remember who she is, get in the way of her success.*~*
or: the fic where Draco Malfoy comes along and upends all of Hermione's carefully laid plans.
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House Rules by ChaosAndCrumpets, Fawkes_in_sox, KatsiPerennial, Oftendisenchanted, rattlebag, slytherindiaries, SultryNuns for ellieauthor
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Feb 2025
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After a devastating breakup, Hermione visits Malfoy Manor to collect her things and say her final goodbyes. Draco is reluctant to let her go. Unfortunately, so is the Manor.
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Hermione is on her way to Aberdeen for a wedding, and finds herself with a most inhospitable seat mate who has no regard for correct train etiquette. Surely there is no way this combination ends with her having sex with said seat mate a few hours later…
or: the one where Draco has to sit in second class and gets an orgasm out of it
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12 years since the war, and Draco Malfoy has been living a quiet, non-magical life in West London until a person from his past walks into his bookshop and turns his life upside down.
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or: the notting hill au
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Toby arrests her with an unusually intense look.
“Am I sad?”
“What?” C.J. blinks.
“Am I sad? Do people… do you think I’m sad?”
“Sad like pathetic or sad like sorrowful?”
“Such a relief that you need a distinction.”
“Tobe—”
“Forget it.”
“Toby.” She lifts her brows and levels her best no-bullshit look at him. “What exactly did Andy say to you?”
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Lucius Malfoy is dead at the hands of Lord Voldemort after the disastrous events at the Department of Mysteries. To stay in the Dark Lord’s good graces, Draco Malfoy is forced back to Hogwarts for his sixth year with a new task: murdering the two people Harry Potter loves the most. Things take a deadly turn when Hermione starts to notice his strange behavior.
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08 Dec 2021
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“Um, here. Should be good, brewed them myself just in August before start of term”
“You still brew?”
“Of course, have to stay busy somehow on house arrest.”
Hermione held out her hand as his eyes met hers. Then he did something Hermione would never forget.
Malfoy grabbed her hand and placed the vials in her palm.
Green sparks behind her eyes again, her magic sung for a solid ten seconds before he released her hand.
Malfoy was staring at her, in his eyes, the clearest she had ever seen them, was a sense of awe.
Had he felt that as well?
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Or, A story in which Draco returns to Hogwarts for his Wizengamot-mandated probationary year and must navigate his new reality, with Hermione Granger firmly planted in the middle of it.
But it's never that simple, really, is it?
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- Part 1 of The World of Wanting and Waiting
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28 Oct 2021
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After four years, one month and two weeks, it's time to go home.
what happened next (around the world sequel)
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- Part 2 of around the world
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27 Jul 2020
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The rest of the pogues notice that JJ and Kiara are hopelessly in love with each other long before they do themselves.
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22 Jun 2020