16 Works by rattlebag
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The Dual POV Dramione Bake Off AU fic
“I need to tell you that it is possible to be very frightened of something, and for that thing to happen, and for it to still be okay. Better than okay. It’s possible to have your worst fear realised, and to find there is joy and rhubarb and ginger on the other side.”
- Ella Risbridger***
Hermione Granger enters the Bake Off tent on a drunken decision to take back some control over her life, and to try and find a little bit joy amongst all her work. Draco Black enters the bake off tent to try and get away from his family’s name and reputation. What happens when, despite all their squabbling, they enact a deal to help them both through the coming weeks?
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The Lion, The Wizard, and the Broom Cupboard by rattlebag
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Mar 2026
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Hermione Granger is returning to Hogwarts for her 8th year armed with a list, and a plan.
She is going to have fun, and she will not let her grief, or the aching distance between her and her friends, or the fact that her parents hardly remember who she is, get in the way of her success.*~*
or: the fic where Draco Malfoy comes along and upends all of Hermione's carefully laid plans.
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House Rules by ChaosAndCrumpets, Fawkes_in_sox, KatsiPerennial, Oftendisenchanted, rattlebag, slytherindiaries, SultryNuns for ellieauthor
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Feb 2025
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After a devastating breakup, Hermione visits Malfoy Manor to collect her things and say her final goodbyes. Draco is reluctant to let her go. Unfortunately, so is the Manor.
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Hermione is on her way to Aberdeen for a wedding, and finds herself with a most inhospitable seat mate who has no regard for correct train etiquette. Surely there is no way this combination ends with her having sex with said seat mate a few hours later…
or: the one where Draco has to sit in second class and gets an orgasm out of it
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12 years since the war, and Draco Malfoy has been living a quiet, non-magical life in West London until a person from his past walks into his bookshop and turns his life upside down.
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or: the notting hill au
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Disciplinary Action by ChaosAndCrumpets, rattlebag
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Mar 2023
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Dear Mr Malfoy,
I am writing in relation to reports of your conduct disclosed by Team Manager Simon Waffle on dates 15th March, 27th March, 28th March, 28th March, 29th March and 30th March.
or: Draco Malfoy compromises his HR representative's professional integrity
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Draco and Hermione get hitched… but is this the wedding they really want?
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A short text fic for LiloLilyAnn for the DFW Valentines Exchange!
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Draco likes a witch, but doesn't like his chance and turns to his tarot cards for guidance.
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The Currency of Gossip by rattlebag for Mariana_Monteverde
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Feb 2023
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Hogwarts, renowned school of Witchcraft and Wizardry; no matter how famous, how lauded, how magical it is, no matter what wars have shaken its foundations, or battles have dented its halls, it remains, at its core, a boarding school. Consequently, it still runs on the same energy, the same waves, the same currency, as any other: gossip.
or: the fic where everyone tries to work out who Hermione Granger is married to
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The Grangers’ Guide to Good Neighbourly Conduct by rattlebag
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Dec 2022
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Per the Bartley Road neighbourly agreement, as set out by Miss. H. J. Granger, one accepts responsibility for sticking to the following rules:
1. No loud noises after 10 pm on weekdays
2. Bins to be kept within house boundary
3. Permits are required for cars on the street4. Willingness to share food and Netflix passwordsOr: The one where Draco moves in next door
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The Beginning of the End by rattlebag for floorcoaster
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Dec 2022
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It’s the final days of the war, and Draco is tired of his role as a double agent, of war, of secrets, and of death. The only bright spot in his life is his handler, Hermione Granger. But they’re both about to enter the final stage of the Order’s plan to defeat Voldemort, what will be waiting for either of them at the end of it all?
Or: the one inspired by Alias’ Sydney and Vaughn
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A missing (Possibly abducted) cat.
An Auror concerned about the potential for feline gang warfare.
Dinner plans ruined, and herb bushes destroyed.Alternatively: Crookshanks doesn't show up for breakfast and all the men in Hermione's life seem to lose their collective minds, and embark on a farfetched 'rescue' attempt.
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Draco Malfoy has spent the last few years painstakingly rebuilding his reputation, and making name for himself as a first rate Potions Master.
Hermione Granger is everything Draco is not: an innovator and experimental Potioneer, incorporating muggle elements into her work, much to the chagrin of the wider potions community.
They have been rivals for years, each constantly trying to outdo the other.
But what happens when all that antagonism and hostility finally reaches its boiling point?
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it's nice to have a friend by rattlebag for Lalalaartje
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 May 2022
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"something gave you the nerve
to touch my hand
it's nice to have a friend"
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Hermione Granger hasn't quite recovered from the war. It's been years and all her friends seem to have managed to move on, except she's still stuck in the past. Nothing has worked, and she's beginning to lose all hope of feeling 'normal' again.
But when an unlikely figure finds her while she's upset, can there be a chance for recovery after all?
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"Draco followed her into the rolling stacks, the darkness around them almost a living being. He looked around, marvelling at the height of some of the shelves, getting a feeling of being back in Hogwarts. Hermione looked at home amongst the ageing volumes, and he really could see how she’d ended up working here. She was running one finger absentmindedly over the shelves, and he could hear her muttering under her breath as she did so, the words tumbling out in a kind of soft lullaby. Her voice rising and falling in time to silent music."
What are the odds that a Golden Girl and an Ex-Death Eater both end up in the same bookstore in New York? But could it be a chance to make amends for his past? If only he could work out what the funny feeling is in his chest-and why he's spent the last few minutes blushing...
Sometimes you have to go thousands of miles away to find what you're looking for. Even if you don't know what it is.
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Gérard Abreo's Guide To Falling In Love by rattlebag
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2021
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Hermione receives a prank gift for her Secret Santa, and is determined to find out who dared ruin her favourite muggle tradition.
Part of the DFW's Deal or No Deal writing challenge. My prompt was Venomous Tentacula.
Enjoy xxx