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    “Your robes are very beautifully made,” Xie Yun says honestly, doing his best to speak the same dialect and choosing not to mention any of the horny thoughts he’s currently having.

    The being gives him a withering look. “Did you summon me to compliment my robes?”

    Xie Yun blinks. “No?” he offers, feeling very wrong-footed, which is not a way he’s used to feeling.

    The being straightens their shoulders and nods. “Who do you want me to kill, then?”

    Okay, that is a pretty significant escalation. “No one?” Xie Yun tries.

    The being frowns at him. “Then what did you summon me for?”

    Xie Yun decides that having this conversation while lying propped on his elbows on the floor is undignified, and he pushes up to sitting. “Pardon me, honored guest, but I didn’t summon you.”

    Or: Xie Yun accidentally summons a demon, and gets way more than he bargained for... but not in a bad way.

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    04 Mar 2024

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    This remarkable letter of unknown provenance surfaced recently in the cuneiform collection of the University of West Wessex. Addressed to Azirapil from a Mr. “Crawly,” it appears to be begging for the other’s return to Ur from a western journey with another individual, Abiraham. The relationship between the two (brothers? business partners? friends?) is unknown.

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    30 Jan 2024

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    Kip Mdang returns to Solaara, hardly confident that the Imperial Service will take him back but sure that there is no place for him in the Vangavaye-ve.

    The City of Cities is still expanding from the backwater village it was before the Fall; the work of reconstruction continues but it is no longer a simple crisis. In the Palace the big political beasts are circling for position under the newly awakened Emperor.

    Despondent and determined to bury himself in work, Cliopher finds his former patron disapproving and the new Master of Offices openly hostile. But he is still a fifth degree secretary, and some problems are easier to solve when you feel that you have little left to lose... and don't care which enemies you make along the way.

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    05 Oct 2023

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    Ellie pulls him in and squeezes him tight, just for a second, not even long enough for his shoulders to lower. She daren’t. Because it’s too right, and if she holds on any longer she’ll have to wonder why it is.

    In which Hardy and Miller slowly come to realise what everyone else already knows. Featuring the ever dependable Hardy 'Nah', Ellie Miller being just the best mess in the world, and people covering each other with blankets. Set after show.

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    25 Sep 2023

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    Post-Broadchurch season one, on a winding road to making out.

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    24 Sep 2023

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    To be completely frank, which Yibo always strives to be, he's here because Commander Xiao is, in a word, beautiful.

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    22 Sep 2023

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    Crowley gets reinstated as an angel.

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    14 Sep 2023

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    For three centuries, Crowley has been reincarnated over and over as a human with no memory of his past. Aziraphale has tried to find a way to restore him to his true self, but all he seems to do is hurt them both. This time, he only means to steal a brief moment when he walks into Crowley's flower shop. But Crowley can't let it go...

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    08 Sep 2023

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    Muriel is doing a fantastic job! Muriel is having a wonderful time! Muriel is hard at work running A.Z. Fell and Co and will maybe get a commendation for doing such a good job! But it would be easier if Crowley would stop coming round and knocking things over.

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    05 Sep 2023

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    “I… suppose… you could stay,” he finally murmured. He scraped his teeth over his tongue, as though he’d tasted something nasty. It stuck in his cheeks, even. “This is not a kindness,” he growled at the baby. “This is pure, unadulterated self-interest! I’m going to raise you to lo—” He choked. “Lo— lov— fucking like the world enough not to destroy it.”

     

    Having kidnapped the infant Antichrist, Crowley finds himself hunted by both sides eager for their war. Desperate, he turns to the only being on Earth who might be able to help him: a Fallen angel playing vintner in Provence.

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    26 Aug 2023

  11. Rec 55

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    Crowley, post-break up. And the ladies who won't leave him to wallow in his misery.

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    26 Aug 2023

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    Crowley confesses early, and Crowley confesses often. Aziraphale never knows quite what to say.

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    10 Aug 2023

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    "The name Tlacey meant something to you," Indah sent. "Have you worked with the company before?"
    That was one way to put it. "I knew one of their constructs." That construct would by now be either long gone or sold for parts, as I had fried its governor module. But I didn’t want to volunteer that information unless I had to.

    //A suspicious vessel wants to dock at Preservation Station. Murderbot runs into an old acquaintance.

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    08 Aug 2023

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    Four times having a governor module fucking sucked, plus one time [REDACTED: FILE MISSING].

    (Or: Murderbot has Emotions for 8,000 words. ART tries to help. So does Dr. Mensah, but like, in a decidedly less assholish way.)

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    08 Aug 2023

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    Crowley was still as stone beside him. His ears were cherry-red. “So...if we pretend we’re in a relationship, we’ll be safe.”

    “I believe so.”

    “And that would, that would involve, what?” he spoke hesitantly, softly. “Holding your hand, telling you that you mean a lot to me, kissing you for them to see?”

    Two great hands were constricting Aziraphale’s lungs. He fought back an undignified wheeze. “Yes, I think so.”

    “I can do that,” he croaked.
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    In a panic, Aziraphale tells the archangels he survived hellfire due to his soul mixing with Crowley's because they're in a romantic and sexual relationship. They want him to prove it. Cue a fake relationship.

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    05 Aug 2023

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    Without any more assignments coming from Downstairs, Crowley is struck with a bad case of the doldrums.

    It takes a bit of trial and error, but eventually a solution is found.

    (Or: the one where Crowley becomes an Uber driver.)

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    03 Aug 2023

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    01 Aug 2023

  18. Rec 19

    Mystery Work

    Part of unsee_private
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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    22 Jul 2023

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    22 Jul 2023

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    Kim gets kidnapped. Luckily, Chay has a very particular set of skills that he has acquired over a long career of being an ultra-fan. And he knows how to google.

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    18 Apr 2023

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