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Somewhere Else, there is a revelation, and a conversation, and a realisation that has been a long time coming.
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“God, of course it was burns, of course you got burned, it was an explosion for Christ’s sake, god how could I be so stupid –” he shoves his face into his hands, and groans loudly. Then he rips them away, as his eyes flash with further realisation. “That’s why you cover up all the time?”
“Of course.”
“Why didn’t you say? You didn’t mention it at all in those awkward ‘boundaries’ conversations early on. You just said, ‘obviously me being undressed is a no’ or something and moved on, I thought it was an ace thing!”
“Well I thought it was obvious!”
“It was not obvious, Jon.”
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24 Jan 2026
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The guilt he felt was overwhelming, like waves crashing over and drowning out everything else.
He knew he should’ve been the one to die in the Unknowing. He knew it’d all be better if he were taken by The Stranger, Sasha would’ve been made The Head Archivist. She was always much more qualified than him.—
Jon uses an old coping mechanism
TW: Self-Harm, Surivors GuiltTitle from Numb Little Bug by Em Beihold
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24 Jan 2026
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Carve Thy Name On A Moss Covered Stone by DarkrystalSky for sevvaddle
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
28 Oct 2023
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The Archivist meets Nikola Orsinov. Her voice sounds very familiar.
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17 Dec 2025
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Peter’s wrong, of course. When it’s all over, Martin does still want to tell Jon everything. It’s just—well, there’s a few things they need to work through first before they can get there.
Martin and Jon find each other again in Scotland.
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Much to Elias’ dismay, Jon doesn’t actually want to be an Archivist.
Also… well, as Georgie put it: “There are only two situations where you’d say someone ‘died in the line of duty’: if they were actually a literal soldier, or else if you’re a serial killer and you’re not actually that committed to pretending you didn’t kill them. Unless Gertrude died in a top-secret war that’s going on in the basement of the Magnus Institute, I see only one option here.”
Jon glared, but Georgie shrugged. “Sorry, Jon, I just call it like I see it. Your boss is a serial killer and you’re next on his hit list. Probably best not to take his creepy cursed job position.”
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In which Jon and Georgie are flatmates, the archives crew rock their dysfunction to the fullest, and the only thing that resembles canon is the way absolutely no one is cishet.
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- Part 1 of Anchorage
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14 Dec 2025
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all the flowers of all the tomorrows by ivelostmyspectacles
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
16 Jun 2019
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Martin owns a flower shop.
He starts crushing on the guy from the Magnus Institute, but why does Jon keep needing so many flowers for workplace deaths, anyway??- Language:
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09 Dec 2025
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GEORGIE: You must be Martin.
MARTIN: Yeah. Has Melanie been talking about me?
GEORGIE: Oh, um ... Jon used to go on about you a lot.
- MAG 149In which Jon reluctantly takes a self-care day, comes to an unwelcome conclusion about Feelings, and makes a decision.
Or, what if Georgie and Martin actually talked prior to season 4?
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05 Dec 2025
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we should ride this wave to shore by ClarionGlass
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
31 May 2021
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“archives research & statement envestigation”
Timothy Stoker renamed the group “drinks drinks drinks”
Timothy Stoker changed Sasha James’s nickname to saucy sash
Timothy Stoker changed Martin Blackwood’s nickname to martini kart
Timothy Stoker changed his nickname to stonked
stonked: so how bout it lads
saucy sash: oh god.
A TMA group chat fic where the worst problems they have to deal with start with "h" and end with "angovers"Series
- Part 1 of everything is fine!! chatverse
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Oh no my glASSes: “have martin ‘forget’ to bring jon tea”
Scooby snacc: :0
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A TMA group chat fic with pranks, pining, and many half-baked attempts to get jon to have one (1) willing social interaction.
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A series of unplanned sleepovers.
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19 Nov 2025
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made me rlly happy and then rlly sad and then rlly happy again and I cried through all 5 chapters
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other guys will just feed you lines (but i'll take you to mickey d's) by ASpooky
Fandoms: Slay the Princess (Visual Novel)
04 Jun 2024
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POV: You're working the night shift at a McDonald's and two recently born quasi-eldritch beings walk in to order (they do not understand the concept of money)
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25 Oct 2025
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formatted like yhe fucking game somehow
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It's easy to forget from the privileged position of an immortal god. It's easy to treat the vessels, dangerous and terrible shards of divinity, as harmless. To dismiss their powers and their cruelties as mere quirks.
But sometimes, it's not an immortal god. Sometimes a mere human finds themselves in the presence of Her Royal Highness. Their chapters are much shorter, much bloodier, and don't end with a reset and a new voice.
Here are some of them.
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25 Oct 2025
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the tags do not lie I read every chapter in Jon's voice like a statement /pos
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Exactly what it sounds like!!
Love writing fluff so you know I had to do it to em
I’m gonna focus less on beinf a perfectionist and more on actually trying to finish this since I rarely do w writing challenges. I want to push myself to at least out somethinf out every day even if it’s just a paragraph headcanon. Join me on my journey of hitting the boys with the Happy and In Love beam (my favorite hobby)Bookmarked by registeredcryptid
20 Oct 2025
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falling's not the problem, when i'm falling i'm at peace by alistair_blackwood for definitelynotshouting
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
08 Mar 2022
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Suspicion, ulterior motives, those were things Jon could take in stride. In the cold, impersonal halls of the Institute, no one went out of their way to be friends with him, not without their own reasons. Even with Tim and Sasha, the close proximity of their work required that they get along.
But Jon was Martin’s boss; they didn’t have to get along with each other. So then why …?
Because he’s kind, you knobhead.
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Companion piece to fell in your opinion when I fell in love with you, Jon's perspective
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17 Oct 2025
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fell in your opinion when i fell in love with you by alistair_blackwood
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
15 Jun 2020
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“This is the Magnus Institute, not a creative writing course at university. If that doesn’t agree with him, he can leave.” There was a thud and the sound of rifling tapes. “He can take his bloody tea with him.”
Martin’s fingers tightened on the saucer. Oh.
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Martin knows better than to talk about it. It's fine. He's fine.
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17 Oct 2025
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"Who the hell are you?" Jon could feel his hands shaking.
The man laughed, taking a step forward and raising a hand to point at him.
"I'm you, from the future!" he said, then swayed, eyes going unfocused, and collapsed to the floor in a dead faint.
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Post-season-four Jon and Martin time travel back to the season one Archives.- Language:
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14 Oct 2025
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Sasha remembers being unmade.
Tim remembers being Unknown.
Jon and Martin remember being unwound.
All of them think they're the only one.
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The S1 crew wakes up in the past with memories up till the moment they died.- Language:
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12 Oct 2025
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"You can't be serious." Jonathan Sims raises his eyes at last to properly look at Georgie, expecting her to laugh and make some quip about finally getting him to put the damn book down, at least.
"Well, I am," she shoots back.
He sets his book aside and turns fully towards her, betrayal clear on his face. "A blind date, really?"
Jon makes the frankly terrible decision to go on a blind date with one Martin Blackwood. Fate ensues. AU where Jon and Georgie are still friends, Georgie likes finding dates for her friends, Martin doesn't work at the institute, and everyone is just a bit happier while canon spooky stuff goes on in the background. Takes place juuust barely pre-canon in the beginning but catches up quickly. Inspired as usual by the wonderful conversations with my friend RavenXavier/somuchbetterthanthat.
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09 Oct 2025
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Touch Me, Even if it Hurts by AuralQueer for rosenkranz_isnt_dead
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
19 Jul 2019
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People don't really touch Jonathan Sims unless they want to hurt him. That's mostly fine. Jon has never been a tactile person, and he doesn't need anyone but himself.
Except the world is falling down around him, and loneliness aches, and sometimes he'll take anything - even cruelty - just to feel human again.
*A story set between s1 and s4, looking at Jon's relationship with touch, friendship, and his own humanity.
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nor any more youth or age than there is now by subcorax
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
08 Feb 2020
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The local Primary school has a new teacher. He is, to say the very least, odd.
A series of statements regarding the interactions of the townsfolk with one Jonathan Sims, never formally given.
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30 Sep 2025
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jon being good w kids is my own personal headcanon now