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Thats's all it takes? by retiredteabag
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
03 Aug 2026
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You’ve worked alongside Gojo Satoru for years; he’s painfully arrogant, critical about everything, and infuriatingly competent at his job. Worst of all, he’s just as striking as everyone thinks. For once, someone looks your way, why is it he cares so much?
or... reader gets flustered at praise, needing words of affirmation desperately but will never say so..
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Can Men and Women Be Friends? by retiredteabag
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
14 Jun 2026
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Recent College graduates share a contentious car ride from their hometown to the big city where they have been newly employed, during which they argue about whether men and women can ever truly be strictly platonic friends. Years later, they meet again, and in the company of their respective friends, attempt to prove the lifelong question one way or another. Can they move from unwilling to deep friendship without sex becoming an issue between them? And after the pain of their previous relationships, are either of them even fit for love?
- When Harry Met Sally AU
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Wishful Thinking by retiredteabag
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
03 Apr 2026
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"Precisely. I want to know-" He leans in close and you almost gasp at the suddenness of it, "What you like." He twists a hair out of your face and grins, "If I asked, I doubt you could answer me your favorite color."
"Well...I-" You start.
He tilts his head, and suddenly you feel accused. "You like them all, don't you?"
"There's nothing wrong with that." You smirk.
"No." He finally gives you room, leaning back and examining you now. “No, not at all. But I doubt you have anything you could name me that you would like right now, like for me to do, or say, like to be given, like to-"
"I'd like-" You start, "For you to stop with all this nonsense."
"Very good." He grins.
"That's a fine start, I'm sure you would like that- you little people pleaser."
"I don't think there is anything...wrong with trying to make people happy." You stare firmly. You mean it.
It's strange, just a moment ago, you felt uncomfortable making eye contact, but now, your gazes rival one another.
"Just so long as you're not... making yourself into whatever you think someone wants to see. Just so long as you are being yourself." He hums.
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Cat's Out Of The Bag by retiredteabag
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
13 Jan 2026
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You always thought Gojo Satoru disliked you, or at the very least, tolerated you with polite indifference. You knew you were the weakest link in your circle, and he never let you forget it through his careful avoidance. So when disaster struck and you were tasked with the care of a feline Satoru, you couldn’t help but feel the uncomfortable tension between tufts of fur.
Somewhere amidst the destroyed furniture, the 3 AM zoomies, and the way those impossibly blue eyes watch your every move, you start to wonder if you'd read him wrong all along. And when he finally does change back, you realize the real curse might be trying to defer to the way things were.
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Whatever You Please by retiredteabag
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
21 Aug 2025
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Thinking about Sukuna allowing you to do whatever you please when he's accidentally gotten you a bit too intoxicated...
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Intrinsic Warmth by thatdesklamp
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
01 Feb 2025
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“So stay with me. Forever.”
You make a weak stab at a joke. “For Infinity, you mean?”
“Yeah.” Satoru turns to look at you and your heart jumps at the clear expression on his face. There’s not a hint of humour: for once, he’s fully and completely serious. “For the rest of my life, and for all the lives after.”
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You meet Satoru on 7th September, 1996.
Some time later, you realise you love him.
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Prophecy: The Love of a God by multifanjung_yn
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
04 Sep 2024
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Gojo Satoru, the God of Heaven and Earth, the one who could control anything and everything, was willing to grant you, his most loyal believer, everything you wanted. From promotion to lottery ticket, he was willing to give it all.
Well—there was one thing he's struggling to give you: that thing mortals call a "love life."
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- Part 1 of Prophecy: Gods and Goddesses
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05 Sep 2024