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Dean sat long, with his legs stretched out and his body reclined, upon a throne built of his most favorite pieces. There was a mouth here, a spine there, and something black and yellow and fluttering in the bottom of his eye. Sometimes, he thought it felt exactly how he wanted it to feel.
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Fluorescent Bath by ritualdisappointment
Fandoms: X-Men Evolution, X-Men - All Media Types
17 Jun 2013
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Aquamarine paint chips stick to the back of his shirt when Remy tucks himself against the wall, steals a second to pull the slide on the pistol and check the chamber.
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The first day Heaven stands empty and Hell has no king, Dean says they're done hunting because no one needs saving more than Sam.
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- Part 2 of A Glass, Darkly Verse
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Heaven looks like a fallout bunker.
Ah, your little hole in the ground, Lucifer observes patiently, reserving judgment. He can feel Sam Winchester biting into his lip. He can taste the blood. It's not foul or metallic, like it was when Sam was human.
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- Part 1 of A Glass, Darkly Verse
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Vignettes revolving around Cas, featuring Dean, Sam, and company, in a post-angel world.
Ch 6: Judging by the intensity of his stare, Castiel is having some deep thoughts about that plastic lightsaber. He's holding it wrong, and he's hitting the button without even swinging it—it's a friggin' tragedy, really.
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Heaven is white.
Well. Isn’t that fucking stereotypical.
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Dean isn’t really sure how he got here. Or even why he’s here. And hell, for all the times the Winchesters have died, he thinks he ought to know the drill by now. But what he doesn’t know is when most folks go, they find something different.
There’s a system God put in place. That when you’re gone (for good), there are a couple things you gotta do first. There are five people waiting for you.
They are the five people you meet in heaven.
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21 Feb 2015
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Multi-chapter Dean/Cas AU. Dean the Sales Rep just moved into the neighborhood, and his neighbor is a definitely crazy shut-in. Now complete!
Ch. 30: Dean narrowed his eyes. "I'm not lovely. Knitted tea cozies are lovely."- Language:
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22 Nov 2013
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Case fic where Castiel is ripped from his vessel and forced into woman's body. Sarcasm ensues.
Takes place in an alternate version of Season 8, where Naomi doesn't exist and Chuck pulled Cas from purgatory. (but Cas doesn't know that)
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20 Jul 2013
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No heaven. No hell. Just Dean and Cas and the status quo. [15/15]
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17 Jul 2013
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"I mean, you’re–” He gestures at Cas, in his neat oxford shirt and nice pants. “–and I’m a high school dropout who tattoos for a living.”
Wherein Dean makes a hefty living as a tattoo artist who owns the space next to Gabriel's cafe. Sam attends the local university. When Gabe's cousin comes to live with him while starting grad school at Sam's university, Dean thinks for sure that all his negative karma's coming to bite him in the ass because Cas clearly has a thing for Sam. No one would ever choose him over Sam. That's just logic.
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- Part 1 of Worthless!verse
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03 Jul 2013