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Rio Vidal and Agatha Harkness were in the middle of the greatest rivalry between Glee Club' Coaches ever witnessed in Massachusetts. That's it, until a common enemy makes them join forces.
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Rio Vidal is a lawyer who fleets from her wife and lands on the island of Mykonos, Greece.
There she meets Agatha Harkness, a confident and determined politician that Rio struggles to view as just a friend.
or, the white lotus × glass onion inspired fic that the people want.
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During the shooting of her new Christmas movie, problematic actress Agatha Harkness meets Nicki, a mysterious intern that claims to be from the future.
That wouldn't be much of a problem, if he hadn't proof that he was Agatha's son with her co-star - whom she very much hates - , Rio Vidal.
(Also published in Brazilian Portuguese)
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Durante as gravações de seu novo filme natalino, a problemática atriz Agatha Harkness conhece Nicki, um misterioso estagiário que diz ter vindo no futuro.
Isso não seria um grande problema, se o garoto não tivesse provas de que é filho dela com sua co-star - que ela não suporta -, Rio Vidal.
(Publicado também em Inglês.)
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i will wait up for you, dear by rockwetman
Fandoms: Parks and Recreation (TV), Agatha All Along (TV)
24 Dec 2024
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April would love to say it was torture to be back at home in such a joyous Christmas atmosphere and hearing her tías dissaproval of her divorce, but it wasn't.
Not when she had Jennifer Barkley to talk and go back to after the Holidays.
(Takes part between part 1 and 2)
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the incredibly true adventure of two campaign managers in love by rockwetman
Fandom Agatha All Along (TV), Parks and Recreation (TV)
24 Dec 2024
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The Tide That Calls You Home by Magnolie for plazadehahn2
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
07 Aug 2025
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“It’s nice,” she nods, taking a second piece before she begins to suck the juice off of her fingers, inserting each one individually into her mouth and releasing them with an audible pop that nearly sends Rio into a coma. Thank God, it’s too dark for Agatha to see the blush on her cheeks, thank God she can’t hear the ferocity with which Rio’s heart is desperately trying to break out of her ribcage.
Smuggling pirate captain Rio Vidal is down very bad for Agatha, the local tavern maid.
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16 Aug 2025
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“What do you want with money when you have all this?”, she raises her hand towards the mountains and Agatha huffs with a half-grin.
Afterwards she watches Rio doze off in the grass, hat over her face, chest rising and falling like it determines the rhythm of the cosmos. It makes her uneasy – someone falling asleep next to her like she is any trustworthy.--------
A Wyoming Cowboy AU based on that one unforgettable evgar artwork.
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16 Aug 2025
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“I can feel you.” Agatha whispered near Rio’s ear, followed by a heavy exhale. Although it was a whisper, the words weren’t warm or soft. They were searing, heavy and landed on Rio’s neck with weight, causing her body to shiver. “God, I can feel your body.”
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Rio Vidal, a centuries-old witch, traveled to a new country in an attempt to escape an unfortunate accident that threatened to expose her identity.
One night, she is seduced into entering an underground cabaret and lured in by a belly dancer.Two women had been yearning for a long time, they just didn't know what they were yearning for was each other.
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24 Jul 2025
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“In exchange for your insolence, I will take one of your own with me, to satiate my hunger. Then, I will consider holding up my end of the deal again, as long as you keep up yours. So.” Rio’s voice dripped with practiced malice. “Who will it be?”
She looked at the crowd expectantly. There was some shuffling, some whispers, but no one came forward.
“No one brave amongst you?” She paused, letting the moment linger. “Fine. I’ll make you a deal. I’ll spare you, out of the kindness of my heart. But if anyone dares to disturb my peace ever again–”
“I’ll come with you.”
OR: Rio Vidal is a reclusive vampire who wants nothing more than to be left alone with her plants. When one of her schemes goes wrong, she gets stuck with Agatha Harkness, a human apparently hellbent on pressing all of Rio's buttons. The worst part? After over a century of drinking animal blood, Rio suddenly finds herself hungry for something else again.
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20 Jul 2025
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Agatha’s in Austin for SXSW EDU, and it’s ruining her life.
She gets it. The principal has been pushing conference attendance since the beginning of last school year—he wants the whole Westview High faculty to get refreshed or inspired or whatever the hell the buzzword is this time.
And sure, Agatha’s a natural for it—11th grade English teacher, master of Hamlet discussions, full-on poet-in-residence vibes. But still. Five days in a bougie hotel surrounded by academic try-hards and douchebags who wouldn’t know Virginia Woolf from the hole in their ass? That’s not what Agatha needs.
She needs her wife.
More specifically: she needs to fuck her wife.-or-
Distance makes Agatha sad and horny, so she makes it Rio's problem when she gets home.
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11 Jul 2025