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The 212th walk into a trap.
Like they do every other Taungsday.
This trap has a Sith in it, which means Boil gets another five points, Waxer gets a new pet, and Cody gets a handful of trouble.Series
- Part 18 of Fallen Fics
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26 Jun 2026
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dappled is the light, long are the shadows by Iris_Duncan_72
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
06 Apr 2020
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Jaskier has been raised in the knowledge that mermen are violent beasts to be steered well clear of whenever possible. It's unfortunate that when he has his first encounter with a merman, he can't actually move his tail properly, let alone swim away.
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22 Jun 2026
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frenzy in my blood, the world between my teeth by Iris_Duncan_72
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
24 Mar 2020
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Geralt is vividly reminded why he hates going anywhere near the ocean.
Fucking mer.
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22 Jun 2026
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Frailty and Other Nightmares by Ostentenacity
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12 Dec 2025
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“You said you wouldn’t let me die,” hissed the wraith with Jaskier’s face, its cold fingers closing around Geralt’s throat. “You promised!”
Geralt’s eyes snapped open. The night was quiet and still, with not even the slightest hint of wind to stir the leaves on the trees. His medallion was likewise still, but it lay beside his ear on the bedroll instead of on his chest, and the section of chain across his neck was chilly instead of skin-warm. He must have moved while he was dreaming and dislodged it.
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Jaskier survived an ordeal that ought to have killed him, and seems to have come out the other end no worse for wear. So it would be silly for Geralt to still be having nightmares. Ridiculous, even. It would be the absolute height of foolishness to go days without sleeping when everything is fine.
Because everything is fine.
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- Part 3 of the scent of grass
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13 Jun 2026
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Lilacs and Other Entanglements by Ostentenacity
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
25 Nov 2025
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After a close brush with death, Jaskier finds himself altered in subtle ways. If anyone can help figure out the long-term effects of his ordeal, it's Yennefer of Vengerberg—but involving Yennefer means inviting complications, especially when it turns out Geralt's been keeping a rather important secret.
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Or: With Geralt temporarily absent, Jaskier and Yennefer plumb each other's hidden depths.
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- Part 2 of the scent of grass
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12 Jun 2026
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Selfishness and Other Maladies by Ostentenacity
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13 Nov 2025
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Geralt’s shoulders were stiff, and his grip on Jaskier’s wrist was like a vise. Between them, the bite mark on Jaskier’s forearm still oozed blood. Just a tiny little puncture. He’d gotten worse from stepping on a sharp rock in camp just last week. The dead fox lay three paces off, its head facing away. From this angle Jaskier couldn’t see whether or not he’d imagined the foam at its mouth.
Geralt still wouldn’t look at him.
“Don’t say it,” Jaskier begged one last time.
“It was rabid,” said Geralt flatly.
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At long last, Jaskier's luck runs out, and he acquires a mortal wound. It's lucky for him, then, that Geralt is far too selfish to let him die.
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- Part 1 of the scent of grass
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12 Jun 2026
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Jaskier adjusted the lute on his back, the city of Cintra on the horizon. He had not met any friends on his travels to the city, but then again, he hadn’t expected to do so. He was with several other bards, all responding to the call Cintra had made for bards to make a song cycle about Queen Cirilla’s reign. Even with his hasty exit from Redania, he managed to send a letter to a friend who he hoped would be a friendly face in the city, though they had not parted well.
The young queen was shrouded in mystery with a bit of infamy. Everyone knew that she was claimed by the Law of Surprise by the Butcher of Blaviken. The deranged witcher brought some of his witcher friends when Nilfgaard tried to conquer Cintra. Though Cirilla was only twelve at the time, her powers combined with the witchers were able to keep Cintra from the edge of defeat, though her grandmother still lost her life in the process. At the age of twelve, she was put on the throne, despite not being of age.
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12 Jun 2026
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or: how to have to cry when you're stuck on the road with a witcher
OR: three times Jask tries to hide his tears and one time he doesn't bother
But mostly, he just draws his knees up to his chest and stays there, and sits in the water and quietly cries.
Geralt’s going to notice, anyway. He always does.
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11 Jun 2026
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Sometimes it Takes a Prison Cell by ForestWren
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
28 Jan 2023
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When Yennefer is thrown in a cell to await execution, the last thing she wants is a cellmate. She gets one anyway: one who is loud, annoying, and convinced that he will be rescued by a witcher. She expects his company to make her miserable. She does not expect it to slowly become bearable, to grow fond of him, or to want to help him — and the last thing she anticipates is that the rescue might actually happen.
Or: Yennefer and Jaskier meet in a dungeon. It goes, all things considered, surprisingly well.
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11 Jun 2026
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A Wolf in Wolf's Clothing by giddytf2
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
20 Apr 2021
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The malodour was almost unbearable as he opened the door with one hand and held his breath behind his other hand. His facial features were scrunched—and so it took him longer than he should have to see the horrifying, scaly, massive corpse blocking his front door.
With slitted eyes, he glimpsed row upon row of iridescent scales splattered with drying blood. Long, thin spikes on a humped back. Sharp, conical teeth in gaping jaws. Very sharp, deadly teeth—
He screamed at the top of his voice. Slammed the door shut and staggered away.
He shrieked, "Monster!"
________________________Jaskier lives alone in a cottage in the woods, selling handmade jewelry in the nearby town for a living. His solitary existence is uneventful, until he wakes up one day to find a dead wyvern on his doorstep, left there by an even more menacing creature. But when the creature later returns to his cottage, he discovers that it isn't so menacing after all--and befriends it.
(Originally a twitfic at @giddytf2, edited and formatted into 6 chapters posted daily.)
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06 Jun 2026
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Barking Up the Wrong Tree by KHansen for violaceum_vitellina_viridis
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV)
17 Nov 2020
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Geralt is 100% certain that Jaskier is a vampire.
He's 100% proven wrong.
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- Part 1 of Birthday Extravaganza
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05 Jun 2026
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lessons in mouse-catching by foghornjazz
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
21 Feb 2021
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They say cats have nine lives, but truthfully Jaskier has long lost count of his.
Jaskier has always been very good at playing pretend. It gets harder after Geralt’s harsh words on the mountain. It gets harder still when he has to save a rogue Wolf and his Child Surprise from Nilfgaard’s gathering forces.
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- Part 1 of nine lives
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05 Jun 2026
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some people talk to animals; not many listen, though by suzukiblu for Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
13 Dec 2020
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Daemons are supposed to be your soul, but sometimes Geralt feels like he’s got the wrong one. Most times, really.
Well, that's probably his soulmate's fault, whoever they are.
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04 Jun 2026
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at the bottom of the ocean there’s a place for you and me by suzukiblu for ZepysGirl
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
26 Apr 2021
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Jaskier falls in love with a witcher. It’s a bad idea, of course, but he falls in love with a lot of bad ideas.
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04 Jun 2026
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best friends means you get what you deserve by suzukiblu for Prim_the_Amazing
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28 Jun 2020
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Jaskier wakes up in Posada. He’s been a lot of other places, but Posada is the one where he wakes up.
The one where someone needs him enough to make him exist, rather.
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04 Jun 2026
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Geralt knew the day was going to be a shitshow from how weak the barista had made his tea, wincing at the taste as he sat down at a table at the back corner of the coffee shop, his back and left side covered by the walls.
Geralt also knew the day was going to be a shitshow from the nervous way a young man, stood outside the cafe and stared, searching, into the large bank of windows into the shop.
He held a piece of paper in his hands and would go from reading at what was written on it, to staring up at the sign above the building, before looking back inside the place. Geralt hadn’t been in this profession for as long as had, hadn’t been as well trained as he was to not know instinctually that the man was probably looking for him.
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Jaskier, the son of a powerful crime family, hires Geralt, the best contract killer money can buy, to protect him from his father, who is angered by Jaskier's refusal to join the family business.
The John Wick AU only me and two others asked for.
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04 Jun 2026
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Such Liminal Things by StarsInMyDamnEyes
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
20 Jun 2020
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He was no stranger to odd occurrences.
Of course that was the case. Geralt was a witcher, so that much was a given. He’d accepted contracts for the weird and the outright ridiculous in his time. It took a lot to surprise him, given that he’d taken enough contracts with some sort of twist to them to end up half-expecting to be surprised whenever there was even the slightest sliver of an opportunity for ambiguity.
The world was just like that.
This, however had managed to throw him for a loop, and it wasn’t even part of the contract.
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04 Jun 2026
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A Moment of Silence (The Fairly Ineffectual) by StarsInMyDamnEyes
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
11 Jul 2020
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The contract itself was nothing out of the ordinary - it was the fact that he hadn’t been able to lose Jaskier before setting out, that was the problem.
Usually, he’d have left the bard behind, at a tavern, or an inn, but this time, Jaskier had latched onto him before he could walk away without him and wouldn’t be convinced to just leave, which was how Geralt ended up with a stream of running commentary as he did his best to figure out what was terrorising the locals without also contracting a massive headache.
Or: Jaskier makes a nuisance of himself on a contract.
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04 Jun 2026
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A Name to Give you Pause by StarsInMyDamnEyes for brothebro
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
30 Jul 2021
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Jaskier waited for Geralt of to distance himself from the camp well enough, before shuffling off his sitting place atop a rather uncomfortable tree stump, positioning himself so that he was eye-level with the extremely nonplussed horse.
Not, of course, that he wanted to shoo him from his own campsite, but how the hell else would he corner the man's horse?
At Oxenfurt, Jaskier had, much to his vexation, learnt that the word ‘nonplussed’ had two meanings – the first being ‘unsure about what to say, think, or do’, and the second, ‘not bothered, surprised, or impressed by something’. It was almost a contranym, it caused him no end of frustration, and it was the perfect word to use in this scenario, because how the hell was one supposed to get a read on the complex emotional state of a horse?
Nonplussed was right, because Jaskier couldn’t read Roach for shit, so he might as well have covered all his bases, instead.
“So,” he began, and it was a good way to open a dialogue, very solid, “why are you a horse?”
Or: When Jaskier finds Geralt and Roach at Posada, it's less of a first meeting, and more of a reunion.
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- Part 1 of Under the Oddest of Circumstances
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03 Jun 2026
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the aftermath will ring with songs you've sung by Emamel
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13 Jul 2020
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Besnik doesn't truly understand the importance of the mission they've been given. Politics isn't something that's ever interested him, and he has only the faintest notion of why it's so important that the witcher girl that follows the Beast like a shadow is brought home with them to Nilfgaard - but then, it isn't his place to understand.
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When a group of Nilgaardian soldiers fail to capture the witcher princess, they come to realise that what they've got instead could be a valuable tool for negotiation.
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03 Jun 2026