rulerofthepotatoes



Recent works

Recent series

  1. Summary

    What life might have been like for the Winchesters and the people they knew if the supernatural did not exist.

    Words:
    1,995
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    2
  2. Summary

    A series of fics depicting certain Supernatural characters both during their deaths and what might have happened to them after.

    Words:
    1,962
    Works:
    4
  3. Words:
    2,881
    Works:
    3
  4. Words:
    4,571
    Works:
    9
  5. Words:
    2,176
    Works:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    3

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 16

    Tags
    Summary

    The night of the draft, when Shane gets so unsettlingly tempted by the sight of Ilya Rozanov winking at him after he’s sure their fingers touched for a moment too long on that water bottle, his mind is spinning so hard he finds himself downloading grindr and talking to some guy that might be an asshole, or might just understand him better than anyone. What follows is eight years of an emotional outlet for both of them to talk about how they really feel, unaware that they’re talking about each other...to each other.

    OR, while they’re falling into bed together in canon, they’re also falling in love through their anonymous messages and emails to one another.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,544
    Chapters:
    2/10
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    526

    04 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Tags:
  2. Rec 69

    Tags
    Summary

    Lily: would you do what my team says if I tell you

    Jane: fuck

    Jane is typing…

    Jane is typing…

    Jane: yes

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    840
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    940
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    7,986

    04 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Tags:
  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “I always like this better when you do it,” Shane says, panting a little as he works himself open on his own fingers.

    “I could,” Ilya insists, and his nails are digging so hard into his palms it hurts. “Just untie me and I will—"

    Shane shakes his head. “Not a chance,” he laughs breathlessly. “How often do I get to see you like— oh, fuck— like this?”

    OR:
    Shane ties Ilya up and rides him. That's it, that's the fic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,527
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    1,311
    Bookmarks:
    240
    Hits:
    11,619

    04 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Tags:
  4. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    Before they are ready, before they are honest, before either of them has figured out how to want the other without flinching, Shane and Ilya are outed by a photograph neither of them knew existed.

    Ilya has spent his whole life being wanted for the wrong reasons and discarded for the right ones. Shane has spent his whole life believing that if he is careful enough, good enough, controlled enough, he can keep disaster from reaching the people he loves.

    Shane tries to make it safe.

    Ilya tries to make himself impossible to abandon.

    Somewhere between the lawyers, the headlines, the separate bedrooms, and the vows neither of them knows how to mean out loud, their fake marriage becomes the least fake thing in either of their lives.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,134
    Chapters:
    2/11
    Comments:
    186
    Kudos:
    299
    Bookmarks:
    112
    Hits:
    1,932

    03 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Tags:
  5. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    Ilya's hand falls away from the lid of the blender and hangs uselessly at his side as he rereads the words over and over, scanning his phone screen like a madman.

    @hollanov4lifee they're so adorable omgg

    @boodrambaby bro actually the way shane talks to ilya is so cute and hot and !!

    @hollanov4lifee i know lmao like shane is his mommy

    Oh.

    Oh no.

    ---

    Ilya Rozanov and the awkward, uncomfortable, all-encompassing experience of discovering calling his husband Mommy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,746
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    196
    Kudos:
    2,946
    Bookmarks:
    797
    Hits:
    35,500

    02 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Tags: