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    What life might have been like for the Winchesters and the people they knew if the supernatural did not exist.

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    A series of fics depicting certain Supernatural characters both during their deaths and what might have happened to them after.

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  1. Rec 69

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    Lily: would you do what my team says if I tell you

    Jane: fuck

    Jane is typing…

    Jane is typing…

    Jane: yes

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    04 May 2026

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    “I always like this better when you do it,” Shane says, panting a little as he works himself open on his own fingers.

    “I could,” Ilya insists, and his nails are digging so hard into his palms it hurts. “Just untie me and I will—"

    Shane shakes his head. “Not a chance,” he laughs breathlessly. “How often do I get to see you like— oh, fuck— like this?”

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    Shane ties Ilya up and rides him. That's it, that's the fic.

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  3. Rec 85

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    Before they are ready, before they are honest, before either of them has figured out how to want the other without flinching, Shane and Ilya are outed by a photograph neither of them knew existed.

    Ilya has spent his whole life being wanted for the wrong reasons and discarded for the right ones. Shane has spent his whole life believing that if he is careful enough, good enough, controlled enough, he can keep disaster from reaching the people he loves.

    Shane tries to make it safe.

    Ilya tries to make himself impossible to abandon.

    Somewhere between the lawyers, the headlines, the separate bedrooms, and the vows neither of them knows how to mean out loud, their fake marriage becomes the least fake thing in either of their lives.

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    03 May 2026

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    Ilya's hand falls away from the lid of the blender and hangs uselessly at his side as he rereads the words over and over, scanning his phone screen like a madman.

    @hollanov4lifee they're so adorable omgg

    @boodrambaby bro actually the way shane talks to ilya is so cute and hot and !!

    @hollanov4lifee i know lmao like shane is his mommy

    Oh.

    Oh no.

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    Ilya Rozanov and the awkward, uncomfortable, all-encompassing experience of discovering calling his husband Mommy.

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    02 May 2026

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    SHANE: Lily.
    LILY: Hello
    SHANE: Dead to me.
    What the actual fuck?
    LILY: ??
    SHANE: what. The. Hell. Did. You. Do.
    LILY: ahh
    I am in trouble
    Yes?

     
    Or Ilya's teammates add "Jane" to the Boston WAG group chat in the height of their "no, we aren't falling in love, whatever do you mean" era (2014-2016-ish?).

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