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In a universe where your soulmate’s injuries show up on your skin, Bruce is convinced he doesn’t have a soulmate, and Clark is seriously concerned for his soulmate’s well-being.
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kiss a kitty by persimmonsandcats
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
15 Jun 2025
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“We have a problem.” Satoru announces, slamming into Suguru’s studio two days later. He feels guilty. Like so so guilty.
“That so?” Suguru asks from his bed, lounging in a pair of sweats, his shirt hiked up. He scratches at his happy trail and glances over at Satoru. His demeanor changes instantly at whatever he sees on Satoru’s face. He swings his feet off his low bed, sitting up and leaning forward. “Satoru, what’s wrong?”
Satoru situates himself on the bed next to Suguru, crossing his legs and sitting so they’re facing each other. He meets Suguru’s eyes and cannot speak. Totally blank brain. Suguru touches his knee gently, probably about to say something helpful and kind like take your time or whatever you need.
For some reason, Satoru panics.
“I can’t come.” He announces, much louder than he needs to. “Unless I’m thinking about you.”
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All About Chemistry by TwiceBakedPotato
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
17 Mar 2016
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After serving his 20 years in the Marine Corps, Wade Wilson is cashing in his GI Bill and going back to college. He feels like the old man on campus, but that doesn't matter. He likes his classes. He likes learning. And he especially likes his Chemistry professor with the messy brown hair.
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19 Jun 2026
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tuff fluff and minor problem fic. this is a very "small world" type thing i like all the plays on it
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“Why did you do it?”
“Please,” Wade says. “Saving you from mortal peril is the start of like, seven out of my eight dirtiest fantasies.”
“Deadpool.”
“Are you talking about the aliens or the robots?”
“I'm talking about the pumpkin bombs.”
“When was that one?”
“A few hours ago.”
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Five times Deadpool dies and one time Spider-Man comes very close.
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19 Jun 2026
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Maybe we should get together by Narryfavoritejiall
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Deadpool - All Media Types
24 Oct 2019
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"You seem shy to be doing porn, don't ya think, Pete?"
"Did you even watched my audition tape?"
Wade grinned wickedly at Peter's timid smile and answer, Wade ate him up with his stare irreverently and promised to make Peter come like no one ever has before.
Or the porn au nobody ask for because I'm trash.
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18 Jun 2026
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princess (peach) by thistleraven for buryyourdoves
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
10 Feb 2025
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There are about a million things that Wade expects to hear out of Spidey’s mouth when he hits pause on Mario Kart and turns to Wade on the couch. He’s chewing his lip like he’s really mulling it over. It’s really cute. It also gives Wade the chance to think about what he might say.
Can we get more popcorn, for instance. That’s a good one, high on the list of possibilities. Dude, put on socks, your feet stink, also pretty up there. Listen, I’ve been thinking about what you said about Golden Girls, and I do think that it’s the greatest television show ever—
“So, I’m thinking you should fuck me.”
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- Part 10 of scenes from the spideypool discord
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17 Jun 2026
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menace by thistleraven for Noxi_Lumi
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
22 Mar 2025
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Gift fic for Noxi_lumi, who is absolutely galaxy brained about Wade getting called Daddy while being topped.
“Gee thanks, Daddy,” Peter snorts.
It’s clearly sarcastic. It’s obviously meant to be sarcastic.
That apparently means jack shit to Wade, who lets out a frankly embarrassing whine and shudders.
“Huh,” Peter says curiously. His hand has stilled, and Wade can hear all the little nerd, science gears whirring in his head.
Well, this is awkward. Wade squirms. “Oops?”
“No, no,” Peter says slowly. “I don’t think it was an oops. Daddy.”
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this side of paradise by thistleraven
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
13 May 2025
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a sex pollen fuck buddy fic.
For the record: the whole thing is Peter’s fault.
They’re sitting on a rooftop, nearing the end of patrol, when Peter decides to jab Fate right in the eye and flip her the bird for good measure.
"—and I was sure it was about to be a sex pollen disaster, but thankfully," Wade says, knocking on his temple for good luck, "just some classic, springtime eau d'jizz from those pear tree things."
“There is no such thing as sex pollen,” Peter snorts derisively.
Wade points accusingly at him.
“Now you’ve done it! You’ve Invoked the Trope! We’re doomed by the narrative now!”
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hey, hi, hello by thistleraven
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
05 Oct 2024
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A series of hellos, from early friendship to more.
"Webs has been suspiciously easy to find lately. Wade's trying not to read too much into it.
(Pbbbbtttt, yeah right. Oh, baby is he reading into it alright, he's reading hard, he's reading like it's 3am and he's half-way through a smokin' hot long fic, red-eyed and chubbed up.)"
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Always the Brides-Man by impossiblewhopper
Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
10 May 2022
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Peter's exes are getting married. To each other. And, well, he needs a date.
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17 Jun 2026
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You're gonna wanna be my bestfriend, baby by Firefly_ika
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
29 Sep 2023
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Peter’s given up caring about his identity around Wade. They're friends, proper friends, not just the kind of we-trade-banter-and-you've-saved-my-ass-a-few-times allies you tend to make in the vigilante gig. He hasn't exactly taken the mask off yet, but he's given more than enough information for Deadpool to track him down. The way he's going, it's like he'll reveal his whole life before, you know, actually revealing.
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Five things Peter exposes about himself, and the one that Wade figures out on his own.
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truth or dare by a_cry_in_the_wilderness for Haunted_House
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
14 Nov 2022
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“Fuck.” Spider-Man groans at his newfound space. They’ve been in the vent for about an hour and his legs are probably cramped. His head sways dangerously forward and before it can hit its unintended target Wade gets his head in a death grip, holding him in a way that makes his brain briefly whiteout.
“Careful. That’s my dick.” Wade says and Spider-Man freezes.
Wade is trapped an air vent with Spider-Man who inexplicably cannot stop asking truth or dare questions about how Wade likes to get blown.
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17 Jun 2026
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dollar store sugar baby by a_cry_in_the_wilderness
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
10 Jan 2023
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“I don’t want you to take care of me like that.” Peter says it because he doesn’t - never has. Wade isn’t the first person he’s been with that’s made more than him, hell, his childhood best friend was heir to a multi-million dollar company. If Harry couldn’t pay for his rent, if MJ couldn’t pay for his coffee then like hell - like hell- he would let someone like Wade be the one to break him. To coddle him with his blood-soaked wallet until Peter was too dead-eyed to remember his independence.
“It’s a fucking t-shirt Parker.” Wade snorts. “You’d think I’m offering to buy you a custom Maserati with heated seats and a spider decal on the dash.”
Wade wants to spoil Peter who has no interest in anyone spending money on him. They find bizarre compromises that result in them both learning more about each other.Series
- Part 1 of You Can't Buy My Love
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That Works For Me by a_cry_in_the_wilderness for periodically_puzzled
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
13 Jan 2023
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Spider-Man’s identity is going to be leaked to the papers first thing Monday morning and all he can do is wait - unless - there’s a certain asshole mercenary with a hard-on for him and a window begging to be broken into that can keep him distracted all night.
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the golden dildo by a_cry_in_the_wilderness
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
29 Apr 2023
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“You said that you wanted to fuck me with a golden dildo,” Wade says.
Peter sighs as he scans the page, he’s lost his place again. “I mentioned you hypothetically buying me a very expensive dildo that I would hypothetically use on you. I didn’t say the dildo should or could be molded after me. Also, it was all very, very hypothetical.”
“Well, you owe me one.” Wade grins, all teeth. “So it’s not hypothetical.”
“Wade.” Peter massages between his brows and groans. “You can’t be serious.”
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- Part 2 of You Can't Buy My Love
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just go for it by a_cry_in_the_wilderness
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
23 May 2023
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Wade's laughing at something a pretty girl with long black hair and a tight dress is saying. His hand is curved around her hip, and her face is tucked against his ear. She’s whispering something that’s probably clever, funny, and sexy and is going to literally charm those tight pants right off him. Peter takes another burning sip of his drink, something strong that Wade had gotten him, and it’s gross, but it also burns in a way he needs because it dulls the twist in his stomach when he sees Wade with people who are actually capable of making a move on him.
The girl is pressing a kiss against Wade’s cheek now, and he’s saying something that’s making her laugh. Peter takes another long drink. Of course, she’s laughing. Wade is immensely funny, not that Peter would ever tell him that. He’s also immensely arrogant and thinks he’s hot shit because he is and Peter wants him so, so bad. Too bad he’s not a hot girl, or a hot guy, just Wade’s weird nerdy college roommate whose been crushing on him for three years.
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Sasuke Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki navigate what they are to one another after the Fourth Great Ninja war, finding out just why their souls pulled them back together. Naturally, they cannot be normal about it and face hurdles along the way- some self inflicted.
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He was sunshine incarnate and Sasuke burned inside just being near him. His eyes were playful and staring down at Sasuke, a smirk tugging at his lips, slightly chapped. Breathing became difficult and Sasuke had the wildest thought of leaning up, and just kissing him. He blinked.
What the actual fuck was that?
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- Part 1 of Nexus of Souls Universe.
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love-punch by a_cry_in_the_wilderness
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
16 Mar 2025
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“What should I be calling the guy I’m about to make eat shit in a few seconds?” Peter holds out a hand.
“Deadpool.” Wade shakes it firmly. His hand is massive and grips Peter’s with a strength that makes his nerves spark. “But you can call me whatever you want before you die.”
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the same sweet shock by persimmonsandcats
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
02 Dec 2024
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Suguru dead-eyes him across the table.
“Please listen to me, man.” Satoru says.
“No.” Suguru responds in that long suffering way that means he’s going to listen to Satoru but he’s gonna be pissy about it first. “It’s, fucking, 7AM.” Suguru adds. Suguru is not a morning person. It’s why Satoru went and bought the fancy coffee Suguru likes and breakfast sandwiches and red bean buns. He had to go to the bakery across town to get those.
“It’s so important.” Satoru tells him.
“Your opening gambit at 7-fucking-AM was ‘say I’ve gotten into anal play lately, why do I leak cum before I cum?’” Suguru says with a glare.
“Yeah.” Satoru says.
Suguru glares even harder.
“Well, you could answer me at least.” Satoru huffs, crossing his arms over his chest.
“I hope you fall off a bridge and die.” Suguru tells him, but he’s unwrapping a breakfast sandwich and pulling the lid off one of the cups of coffee, so.
“I hope you do too.” Satoru says amicably, taking a seat. He pushes some napkins toward Suguru and switches out the breakfast sandwich. Suguru likes the ones with avocado better. “So why do I?”
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15 Jun 2026
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this is so aura oblivious gojo and no angst top ten bro top five
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Suguru just sighs. “I’m never jerking off again. It’s been totally ruined for me.”
Satoru rolls his eyes. “Yeah, right. Like you could go even a week without whacking it.”
“I could go longer than you,” Suguru says, crossing his arms again. His face gets a pinched look to it, the kind Satoru wants to reach over and smooth out so Suguru’s not all wrinkly in ten years.
Shoko plays with her hair, picking at the split ends. “I kind of feel like this morning is proof that you couldn’t go longer than any of us.”
Suguru scoffs. “I bet I could go longer than all of you.”
Shoko looks up, her eyes sharp. “Oh yeah? You wanna put money on that?”
Listen, Satoru can go ages without jerking off. Way longer than any of his friends. Especially Suguru. So he totally has this contest in the bag.
