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Dispatch except I added a Flambae romance route
Flambae is noisy, prideful, and a little bit of a bitch. Robert's painfully aware of this fact. He's content at arms length, that is, until Flambae is underperforming. Then, he guesses he'll have to intervene. For the team.
"Yeah... you're not my type."
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Lance wants to know Keith's favorite color. They're stranded on an abandoned planet with weird plants and Lance wants to know Keith's favorite color, of all things.
Keith feigns anger, flipping over, but not before smacking a pillow between him and Lance. He hears the creak in the mattress when Lance sits up, and the cogs working in the boy’s head.
“What's this?” Lance asks, pointing to the pillow, and looking at the back of Keith’s head. He is in a lazy fetal position, with his black hair spayed across the grey pillow.
“Lesbian protection guard.”
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Chilchuck was never good with quitting bad habits: alcohol, nicotine, Laios.
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Scout Rolls "Worst Joint Ever" Asked To Leave Teufort by saltysquid
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
29 Oct 2022
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Scout smokes (for the first time) and does NOT have fun.
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Stede comes back. yeah that's it